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  • Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings? Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 2:46PMI do not enjoy Facebook — I find it cloying and impossible — but I am there every day. Last year I watched a friend struggle through breast cancer treatment in front of hundreds of friends. She broadcast her news with caution, training her crowd in how to react: no drama, please; good vibes; videos with puppies or kittens welcomed. I watched two men grieve for lost children — one man I've only ...
  • Wife angry Noorhisham left family to help Sosilawati Tuesday, July 5, 2011 @ 11:38AMWednesday, July 6th, 2011 00:05:00 SHAH ALAM: The wife of bank officer Noorhisham Mohamad, one of the four victims in the Banting murder case who included cosmetic millionairess Datuk Sosilawati Lawiya, told the High Court here today that she was angry with her husband when he left her and their children for three days to help someone else.
  • Potential of mobile value-added services Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 2:34PMThe Indian telecom industry continues to grow. By April 2011 the industry had achieved 826 million wireless subscribers. While the average revenue per user from voice services is on the decline, another aspect of the growth story is unfolding with rising contribution of mobile value-added services to the overall industry revenues.
  • Michael Kwan Tuesday, June 21, 2011 @ 6:33PMUh oh. One of the troubles associated with developing an increasingly popular product is that you become a bigger target for the bad guys too. Google Android is not immune to these kinds of attacks and the most recent one could cost you a pretty penny.
  • Read in Thursday, June 16, 2011 @ 5:31AMKUALA LUMPUR: “What is truth?”, asked Fr Clarence in his homily on June 4 at the Sunset Mass at the Church of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, marking World Communications Day with the theme Truth, Proclamation and Authenticity of Life in the Digital Age.
  • Win up to 3650 Free SMS Credits as TextMeFree.com Celebrates 10th Birthday Thursday, June 9, 2011 @ 6:48AMTextMeFree.com ( http://www.textmefree.com ), the free SMS Directory, will celebrate its 10th Birthday on June 14th. And to mark the occasion there's the chance for one fan of TextMeFree's facebook page to win up to ten years worth of free SMS credits (in partnership with Localphone). (PRWeb June 09, 2011) Read the full story at http://www.prweb.com ...
  • Crashing on the info-highway Friday, June 3, 2011 @ 12:54AMThere is enough. Then there is enough is enough. And far too many of us are deep into the second.
  • In the line of fire: Pakistan's Army, post-Osama Monday, May 23, 2011 @ 12:02AMNot only is the Pakistani public angry, but this is the first time in the country's 63 years that the Army chief and the head
  • Greens lampoon reds in virtual West Bengal Sunday, May 22, 2011 @ 12:51AMFrom morphed photos to wacky text messages, from jokes to witty e-mails, West Bengal's Gen-Next is busy post-polls, exploring the lighter side of politics that is otherwise mundane and often bloodied.
  • Suhasini Haidar: In the line of fire - the Pak Army, post-Osama Saturday, May 21, 2011 @ 1:34PMNot only is the Pakistani public angry, but this is the first time in the country’s 63 years that the Army chief and the head of the ISI have had to appear before the legislature to offer an explanation.
  • SMS now to 1800-scandal! Saturday, May 21, 2011 @ 9:48AMReality TV shows are going to ever-more outrageous lengths to inject controversy into tired formats.
  • Good news for normal Rajini Thursday, May 19, 2011 @ 5:40PMChennai, May 19: The good news is that Rajinikanth is recovering. The bad news is that he is a normal person like everyone else.
  • Anxious fans offer prayers as Rajnikanth fights illness Thursday, May 19, 2011 @ 5:02PMTamil film megastar Rajinikanth could soon be well enough to leave intensive care, doctors said yesterday, after a health scare shocked the actor’s legions of fans across the country.
  • India film megastar Rajinikanth in intensive care Thursday, May 19, 2011 @ 9:18AMIndian film megastar Rajinikanth could soon be well enough to leave intensive care, doctors said on Thursday, after a health scare shocked the actor's legions of fans across the country.
  • Rajinikanth is fine, says his wife Latha Thursday, May 19, 2011 @ 4:49AMLatha Rajinikanth assured his fans and well wishers that there is no need to worry.
  • 2 much texting makes teens lose sleep Wednesday, May 18, 2011 @ 6:19PMPratiksha, 20, wakes up with a kiss from her boyfriend right under her mother's nose.
  • NetEase.com Reports First Quarter 2011 Unaudited Financial Results Wednesday, May 18, 2011 @ 5:20PMNetEase.com, Inc. , one of China's leading Internet and online game services providers, today announced its unaudited financial results for the first quarter ended March 31, 2011.
  • Pak Army takes a beating, but no heads may roll Wednesday, May 11, 2011 @ 6:18AMPakistanis, who once saw the Army as their protector, are now asking if it has become a US puppet.
  • Comment on Abu Kassim Responds: Syabas For Being Transparent by C.L. Familiaris Wednesday, May 11, 2011 @ 12:37AMWhile you are muddling over this, Bean.., i'm muddling over why so many bloggers leave a space between the last letter and their parenthesis and punctuation marks. Some even write as if they were editing American text books! Jokes aside, i think the goons are worried that Din might make you his legal counsel. You've advocated pretty well and perhaps their legal fraternity ain't interested in ...
  • NetEase.com to Report First Quarter 2011 Financial Results on May 18, 2011 Wednesday, May 4, 2011 @ 6:00AMNetEase.com, Inc. announced today that it will report its financial results for the first quarter 2011 on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, after the close of the U.S. markets.
  • Kalmadi runs out of time Monday, April 25, 2011 @ 5:19PMNew Delhi, April 25: Suresh Kalmadi, the sport czar who braved a scandal-a-day storm, brazened out boos and became the butt of jokes during the Commonwealth Games, was today arrested by the CBI on the charges of cheating and criminal conspiracy while awarding a contract to a Swiss firm.
  • Arresting Anwar, crackdown will turn S'wak sentiment against BN Friday, April 15, 2011 @ 9:09AMArresting Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim or ordering any form of crackdown will be counter-productive for the BN ahead of the Sarawak state election on Saturday as it will only compound the public perception that Prime Minister Najib Razak and his administration is desperate, experts told Malaysia Chronicle on Friday. "It would be best to let the situation roll. Voters should be allowed to vote ...
  • Reality check for reality TV Thursday, April 14, 2011 @ 5:33AMIt's not the judges or the audience, but the shadowy figures behind the scenes who decides who's Got Talent .
  • Bad work habits die hard Monday, March 28, 2011 @ 3:56PMIt might be an irritating employee, an annoying colleague, a frustrating boss.
  • Dilemma of a transsexual Wednesday, March 23, 2011 @ 9:53PMBY BISSME S. OPENING in cinemas today, ... Dalam Botol ( pix ) is going to raise some eyebrows as it daringly tackles the taboo subjects of homosexuals and transsexuals.
  • Comedy or tragedy? Wednesday, March 23, 2011 @ 1:57AMWednesday, March 23rd, 2011 13:52:00 COMEDY thrives on stereo­types. That is a given fact. It is indeed expected that most comics tend to play off stereotypes - especially in Malaysia - on groups based on gender, race or ethnicity.
  • Darkest humour Friday, March 18, 2011 @ 6:36AMWhy do people tell sick jokes about tragedies?
  • The Lotus F1 saga (Part 1) Tuesday, March 15, 2011 @ 6:25PMMARCH 16 — The Lotus naming dispute drags on and the prospect of resolving it anytime soon has been succinctly described by an influential Formula One observer [1] thus: Snowball. Chance. Hell.
  • Start-Ups Are in a Rush to Bring the Chat Room to the Smartphone Thursday, March 10, 2011 @ 11:18PMFor all the clever things smartphones can do these days -- like stream movies and play 3-D games -- the latest mobile craze centers on revamping one of the earliest phone applications, the text message.
  • GroupMe and Rivals Offer Group Texting for Smartphones Wednesday, March 9, 2011 @ 8:28PMA wave of start-ups, including GroupMe, FastSociety and Beluga, are offering apps that allow multiple users to participate in smartphone text conversations.
  • The Najib SMS debacle highlights the incompetence of DAP and how out of touch they are Tuesday, March 8, 2011 @ 8:37AMBefore research was done, they were quick to jump the gun and accuse the government of unethically obtaining mobile numbers of all Malaysians. By Yong Ming Hui
  • OutSyed the Box, inside the MACC Saturday, March 5, 2011 @ 5:53PMAnti-Corruption Commission advisory panel meetings soon. SYED Akbar Ali’s appointment as a member of the MACC’s Consultation and Prevention of Corruption Panel (PPPR) was a surprise to many, not least to himself.
  • GroupMe: In-App Chat Is In; John Mayer Jokes Are Out Tuesday, March 1, 2011 @ 3:37PMEmployees at New York's buzzmagnet start-up GroupMe are masters of discipline! The company pushed major updates this morning exactly when they said they would, along with a new website that's straight from the computers on the spaceships of the future. First, the app. What was yesterday a group text messaging and conference call app is now a more versatile tool. The big upgrade is in-app chat ...
  • Silvio Berlusconi's party women 'terrified of catching Aids at bunga bunga parties' Sunday, February 27, 2011 @ 1:00PMWomen were terrified of contracting sexually transmitted diseases from Berlusconi, according to prosecutors.
  • NetEase.com Reports Fourth Quarter and Fiscal Year 2010 Unaudited Financial Results Wednesday, February 23, 2011 @ 5:00PMNetEase.com, Inc. , one of China's leading Internet and online game services providers, today announced its unaudited financial results for the fourth quarter and fiscal year ended December 31, 2010.
  • Laughing in adversity Thursday, February 17, 2011 @ 7:45AMDemanding the removal of the regime was, from the very beginning on 25 January, accompanied by jokes. Many were writ large on the banners held by protesters.
  • Laughing in adversity Thursday, February 17, 2011 @ 7:45AMDemanding the removal of the regime was, from the very beginning on 25 January, accompanied by jokes. Many were writ large on the banners held by protesters.
  • Is V-Day losing sheen? Sunday, February 13, 2011 @ 5:10PMThe origin of Valentine's Day differs depending on who you speak to. But there is uniformity of thought on what it means!
  • Kirusa Ties Up With Mobile Content.Com to Offer Mobile Voice Content Services in Ghana Wednesday, February 9, 2011 @ 6:13AMACCRA, GHANA and NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ--(Marketwire - February 9, 2011) - Kirusa, one of the leading developers of mobile value added services, today announced a joint initiative with Mobile Content.Com Ltd. (MC.C), the leading Ghanaian value-added-service provider. This tie up will enable MC.C to offer their mobile voice content services to cellular operators in Ghana.
  • Kirusa Ties Up With Mobile Content.Com to Offer Mobile Voice Content Services in Ghana Wednesday, February 9, 2011 @ 6:05AMACCRA, GHANA and NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ--(Marketwire - 02/09/11) - Kirusa, one of the leading developers of mobile value added services, today announced a joint initiative with Mobile Content.Com Ltd. (MC.C), the leading Ghanaian value-added-service provider. This tie up will enable MC.C to offer their mobile voice content services to cellular operators in Ghana. With this initiative, subscribers ...
  • NetEase.com to Report Fourth Quarter and Full Year 2010 Financial Results on February 23, 2011 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 @ 6:00AMNetEase.com, Inc. announced today that it will report its financial results for the fourth quarter and full year 2010 on Wednesday, February 23, 2011, after the close of the U.S. markets.
  • Rajinikanth adds 30% to Kalanithi Maran's Sun TV Network revenue Sunday, January 30, 2011 @ 7:29PMRajinikanth adds 30% to Kalanithi Maran's Sun TV Network revenueRajinikanth adds 30% to Kalanithi Maran's Sun TV Network revenue
  • Middle East Online Thursday, January 27, 2011 @ 11:04AMA wave of street protests across Egypt confirms long-held fears that a ticking time bomb of youthful discontent, fuelled by Internet connectivity, is set to explode, analysts say.
  • Jeddah rains - get in touch Wednesday, January 26, 2011 @ 8:59AMWe welcome your comments and expect your cooperation in following the general rules of respectful civil discourse. To ensure that comments enhance and don't detract from the article/blog, Arabnews.com has a formal comment policy.
  • Suicide pupil 'couldn't go on' Friday, January 21, 2011 @ 1:42AMA 17-year-old pupil has jumped to her death in front of a moving train, days after sending an SMS saying she would "rather be dead than spend another year in Grade 10".
  • Onion jokes Monday, January 17, 2011 @ 3:55PMBhubaneswar, Jan. 17 (PTI): BJP president Nitin Gadkari today provided some light moments at a rally when he shared with audience SMS jokes on spiralling prices.
  • Gadkari's SMS jokes on price rise Monday, January 17, 2011 @ 8:10AMBhubaneswar, Jan 17 (PTI) BJP president Nitin Gadkari today provided some lighter moments at a rally when he shared with the audience SMS jokes on spiralling prices, an issue over which the main Opposition is going hammer and tongs against the government.
  • Live - New Year's Day football Saturday, January 1, 2011 @ 6:49AMWest Brom host leaders Man Utd in the first of eight Premier League games on New Year's Day, with title rivals Man City & Arsenal among the sides in action later, as well as a full Football League programme.
  • Six Fearless, Hopeless Predictions For Sunday's Season Finale At Philly Friday, December 31, 2010 @ 4:37PMThey're fearless. They're hopeless. They're most certainly predictions, for the Cowboys season finale with the Eagles on Sunday.
  • Sound the vuvuzela for year of the mystic mollusc Friday, December 31, 2010 @ 12:36AMThe astounding predictions of an octopus, the perils of "chexting" and the pain of getting around on planes were the laughing matters of 2010.