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  • Happy 150th, Jose Rizal! Saturday, June 18, 2011 @ 11:02PMIncoming :: Feature - The ultimate Da Man!
  • Ryan Bang: 'Vice Ganda is like a mom to me' Tuesday, June 7, 2011 @ 4:35AMMANILA, Philippines – Ryan Bang said he does not mind being constantly teased by Vice Ganda on ABS-CBN's top-rating TV program “Showtime.”
  • Tia Pusit badly needs work! Thursday, June 2, 2011 @ 1:05PM  ISANG NAKAKALUNGKOT NA parte ng buhay ng isang artista ang minsan ay mawalan nang ningning dahil sa pagsulpot ng maraming baguhan o kaya naman ay ang kawalan talaga ng mga proyektong nababagay para sa isang magaling na aktor or aktres. Katulad na lamang sa kalagayan ngayon ng magaling na komedyanang si Tia Pusit. Bibihira [...]
  • Sharon can be biggest winner if she becomes biggest loser Sunday, May 29, 2011 @ 8:09PMJust a thought: Always choose to heal, not to hurt; to forgive, not to despise; to persevere, not to quit, to love, not to hate.       MANILA, Philippines -- Sharon The Biggest Loser: Friends and concerned citizens on the side of Sharon Cuneta are one in hoping that the megastar turns out to be the biggest loser at season end of her new reality TV show, her very first. When that happens, Sharon ...
  • Patrol ng Pilipino: Ang pagbibinata ni Totoy Thursday, May 26, 2011 @ 2:04AMMore than 1,500 boys were circumcised in Marikina’s attempt to make it to the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest number of circumcisions in one day.
  • 3 Headed Dog is doing it all for rock 'n roll Wednesday, May 25, 2011 @ 6:08AMNobody said playing rock n roll was a lucrative endeavor, but the band forges on to "keep us from going insane."
  • Michael V and Mister Donut give Filipinos more reasons to smile Tuesday, May 24, 2011 @ 10:14AMFamiliar to Filipinos as a recording artist, movie actor and star of top-rated shows such as "Bubble Gang," "Bitoy’s Funniest Videos" and his latest small screen venture, "Pepito Manoloto," Bitoy has a knack for making people laugh.
  • Callalily to join regulars, new talents in FETE de la musique 2011 Friday, May 20, 2011 @ 11:26AMOn its 4th staging in Cebu, Fete de la Musique 2011 guarantees another unforgettable musical journey that will offer spectators old school to new school, classical, experimental and everything else in between.
  • Listen: Lady Gaga “Hair” Tuesday, May 17, 2011 @ 6:59AMCheckout Lady Gaga ’s newest single “Hair" , off from her upcoming album " Born This Way "! Gaga tweeted, "I'll dye living just as free as my Hair!' Actually the lyric is 'I'll die.' I think these bleach fumes are making me laugh at my own jokes." The new track is now available in iTunes and her album is due out May 23, 2011! Follow MindRelaxingIdeas on Twitter ! -  Facebook !
  • Bea Alonzo jokes about being linked to Zanjoe Marudo: "Parang masama kung ili-link siya sa iba." Thursday, May 12, 2011 @ 11:52AMBea admits Zanjoe visited her when she was hospitalized because of a throat infection.
  • Being Proud of our own Filipino-English Diction Wednesday, May 4, 2011 @ 3:57AMEvery single day for the past 10 years on BBC World News, over 350 million people from all over the world wake up to the sound of my voice. Related posts: Are you practicing Filipino Time? (How to Make the World Respect Filipinos) Some Filipinos have the habit of putting down Filipinos. It... Time for Pinoys to be proud of their race Creators of a website and a book that encourages Filipinos ...
  • ‘Ang mananayaw’ Sunday, April 3, 2011 @ 4:34PMTHE BRICKBATS have come from everywhere, and I doubt I need to add more. Those are the brickbats that have been thrown Willie Revillame’s way as a result of his latest caper, which was to subject a 6-year-old boy named Jan-Jan to jaw-dropping humiliation in his show a few weeks ago.
  • Fil-Spaniard to unveil game in Azkals match vs Myanmar Sunday, March 20, 2011 @ 8:08PMsource: Cedelf P. Tupas | inquirer.net RANGOON, Myanmar — His lack of command of the Filipino or English language hasn’t stopped Filipino-Spanish standout Angel Aldeguer Guirado from fitting into the Philippine team. Guirado, whose mother, Angela Aldeguer, hails from Ilagan City in Isabela, carries around a pocket Spanish-English dictionary, which he pulls out when he needs to communicate with ...
  • Racial harmony. Can PAP handle that? Saturday, March 19, 2011 @ 1:33AMIn Bukit Panjang Rd, theres a mosque called Al-Iman. Next to it is an open field. Every now and then theres Chinese celebrations. And guess what? Mayor Teo Ho Pin was invited, most of the time and he disappeared before police came. And whats the fuzz? The Chinese celebrating ‘getais’ or concerts were allowed to blast [...]
  • "Talentadong Pinoy" continues search for unusual Filipino talents with Manila, Cebu auditions Tuesday, March 15, 2011 @ 11:30AMJoseph the Artist (Joseph Erwin Valerio) was hailed as the Philippines’ Ultimate Talentado at the Talentadong Pinoy Battle of Champions which was held last March 12 and 13 at the Ynares Center, Antipolo City and was aired on TV5.
  • Philippine protests Chinese ships action vs PHL vessel in Reed Bank Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 8:02AMRelated report:http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view/20110305-323560/China-snubs-PH-protest The Philippines filed a diplomatic protest Thursday with China over the intrusion of two Chinese patrol boats Wednesday into Reed Bank in Western Palawan where a seismic survey is being conducted by the Department of Energy. A text message from ...
  • Kuwait- VP Binay vows to seek Amiri pardon for 90 Pinoy detainees Monday, February 28, 2011 @ 6:28PMKuwait- VP Binay vows to seek Amiri pardon for 90 Pinoy detainees
  • Why Per Sorensen keeps returning to RP Wednesday, February 9, 2011 @ 8:28AMPER Sorensen of Fra Lippo Lippi resumes his love affair with his Pinoy fans in a series of Valentine’s concerts this month. It’s his nth time to be in the Philippines, and he says it’s always heartening to be back.
  • SGI’s my|phone grows over 300% last year Monday, January 24, 2011 @ 9:17AMLast year was an impressive year for my|phone. Not only did numbers increase beyond expectations, but the year was marked by increased product development and stronger brand equity.
  • Sharon Cuneta feels blessed and sexier at 45 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 @ 6:18PMThe Megastar is presently "intriga-free," but she elaborates on the past issues that dragged her name.
  • Sharon Cuneta feels blessed and sexier at 45 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 @ 12:30PMSharon Cuneta is up, and she's 20 lbs lighter!
  • Your story from Talata's perspective Tuesday, January 18, 2011 @ 11:53PMThink twice before you tell them your life story, or you just might end up as the subject of their next song. CYRUS FERNANDEZ writes about the lives and loves of the rock band Talata.
  • SGI’s my|phone grows over 300% last year Tuesday, January 18, 2011 @ 8:15AMLast year was an impressive year for my|phone. Not only did numbers increase beyond expectations, but the year was marked by increased product development and stronger brand equity.
  • Pinoy musician shares the art of surviving abroad Friday, January 7, 2011 @ 8:08PMPianist Hector Martinez is the typical Filipino musician who got hooked on music, studied abroad, joined competitions and then, on the onset of the world-wide economic slump, had to find ways to survive to support his craft.
  • Ai Ai’s holiday gift Thursday, December 23, 2010 @ 10:34AMCOMEDIAN Ai Ai de las Alas recalled that her life used to be in shambles 14 years ago.
  • Lea Salonga dreams of doing a duet with Barbra Streisand Thursday, December 23, 2010 @ 7:42AMDuring a recent media launch, Lea Salonga had fun reminiscing about her December 2009 concert Your Songs. A year after staging this concert, Lea is back on the recording scene through Your Songs on CD with bonus DVD. The album contains the songs performed by Lea at the 2009 concert. The 2009 concert was unique. Fans worldwide were given the chance to choose songs from among her three-decade ...
  • Black Eyed Peas' Apl.de.Ap gives back to his kababayans through charity club tour Thursday, December 23, 2010 @ 2:51AMGrammy award-winning singer, record producer, rapper and DJ Apl.de.ap of the Black Eyed Peas holds a charity club tour this December to raise support for local charities and foundations in the Philippines. Proceeds from the tour held in Cebu, Manila, and Pampanga will go to the Pearl S. Buck Foundation, Rotary Club of Rizal West, and the Philippine General Hospital. The Party Light. Party Right ...
  • Half-Pinoy Darren Criss of Glee on his "bizarre kinship" with the country, his favorite Filipino dishes and more Tuesday, December 21, 2010 @ 5:20AMDarren Criss, Glee's out-and-proud gay student Blaine who made the world feel like they've been living a teenage dream within seconds of his TV show debut, is in Manila to perform in two Ayala Malls, last night at the Greenbelt 3 Park in Makati and tonight, 7 p.m. at the Trinoma Activity Center in Quezon City. Though he is now more known for his Glee character, Criss was already enjoying a cult ...
  • Half-Pinoy Darren Criss of Glee on his "bizarre kinship" with the country, his favorite Filipino dishes and more Tuesday, December 21, 2010 @ 5:05AMDarren Criss, Glee's out-and-proud gay student Blaine who made the world feel like they've been living a teenage dream within seconds of his TV show debut is in Manila to perform in two Ayala Malls, tonight at the Greenbelt 3 Park in Makati and tomorrow, 7 p.m. at the Trinoma Activity Center in Quezon City. Though he is now more known for his Glee character, Criss was already enjoying a cult ...
  • RH bill tanggap ng mayorya Tuesday, November 30, 2010 @ 7:24AMPATULOY na lumiliit ang bilang ng mga Pilipinong tutol sa kontrobersyal na Reproductive Health (RH) bill. Ito ang paliwanag ni House Minority Leader Edcel Lagman, isa sa mga may-akda ng RH bill, matapos lumabas ang panibagong resulta ng survey ng Pulse Asia. Ayon sa survey, 69 porsiyento na ng mga Pinoy ang pabor na maipasa [...]
  • Pacquiao vs. Berto fight ikinakasa na – Arum Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 4:33AMPURSIGIDO na si Top Rank Promotions CEO Bob Arum na maumpisahan na ang negosasyon para sa next fight ni 8-division world champion Manny Pacquiao sa susunod na taon. Ayon kay Arum, inaasahan umano niyang magkakaroon ng linaw ang initial deal nila ng Filipino ring icon sa Disyembre 19, kung saan magtutungo ng Pilipinas ang promoter [...]
  • Spurs nilampaso ang Hornets Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 4:33AMNANGIBABAW ang bagsik ni Manu Ginobili sa panig ng San Antonio habang hindi naman nakaporma si Chris Paul kaya nagiba ng Spurs ang New Orleans Hornets sa iskor na 109-95. Tinambakan ng San Antonio ang Hornets ng 17 points ngunit nakahabol ito at muntik pang makatabla. Ayon kay Ginobili, gumana naman ang kanilang puwersa sa [...]
  • Caregiver program sa Canada, pinulaan ng Pinoy group Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 4:24AMNAKIISA kamakailan ang mga organisasyong Pilipino sa naganap na province-wide strike sa Quebec ukol sa kalagayan ng mga Filipino live-in caregivers sa nasabing probinsiya sa Canada. Ayon sa Philippine Women Center (PWC) of Quebec, lubos na paghihirap ang dinaranas ng mga Filipina caregiver sa probinsiya dahilan sa Live-In-Caregiver Program (LCP) ng Canadian government. “After 50 [...]
  • 1.7 milyon Pinoy adik! – PDEA Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 4:20AMPINANGANGAMBAHAN aabot na sa 1.7 milyong Pilipino ang lulong umano sa droga. Ayon kay Joseph Ladip,director ng International Cooperation and Foreign Affairs Service ng Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency,ito ang lumabas sa pag-aaral na ginawa ng Dangerous Drugs Board. Sinabi sa ulat karaniwang gamit ng mga lulong sa droga ang shabu,marijuana, cocaine at ecstacy. Kasabay nito,nangangamba [...]
  • 1.7-M Pinoy, lulong sa droga Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 1:09AMLUMOLOBO ang bilang na Pinoy na nalululong sa ipinagbabawal na gamot kung saan umabot na ito sa 1.5 milyon, base sa pag-aaral ng Dangerous Drugs Board (DDB). Sinabi ni Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA) Director for International Cooperation of Foreign Affairs Service Joseph Ladip na lumabas sa naturang pag-aaral ng DDB na 1.7 milyon na [...]
  • oFws na namatay sa Japan, pinangalanan na Monday, November 29, 2010 @ 12:54AMPINANGALANAN na ang anim na overseas Filipino workers na namatay sa isang road accident sa Japan noong nakaraang linggo. Ayon sa report ng dzBB’s, kinilala ni Overseas Workers Welfare Administration (OWWA) head Carmelita Dimzon ang mga namatay na sina Randy Bayron Cornel, Alma Dula Adarlo, Remedios Bertoldo Cargullo, Ceferino Salengua Pedro Jr., Mabini Bangi Paler [...]
  • 4 Pinoy sa UAE timbog; apartment ginawang tattoo parlor Sunday, November 28, 2010 @ 6:39AMARESTADO kamakailan ang apat na Pilipino sa United Arab Emirates matapos matuklasang ginawa pala nilang tattoo and piercing parlor ang kanilang apartment sa nasabing bansa. Ayon sa ulat ng Gulf News, natimbog ng pulis ang apat na Pinoy matapos maghinala ang kanilang kapitbahay sa isang building sa Al Muraqqaba district sa diumano’y suspicious activities sa [...]
  • 6 Pinoy sa Japan, patay sa road accident Sunday, November 28, 2010 @ 5:24AMPATAY ang anim na di pa pinangalanang Pilipino sa Japan matapos na bumangga ang kanilang sinasakyang minibus sa isang malaking truck nitong Linggo. Ang insidente ay nangyari sa isang intersection ng Kameyama, Mie Prefecture sa kanlurang bahagi ng Japan, ayon sa ulat ng China Daily na kumuha ng report mula sa Kyodo News. May 27 [...]
  • Pasadong performance ng PHL sa Asiad, Romasanta nahihibang! Sunday, November 28, 2010 @ 4:48AMWALA talaga umanong binatbat ang karamihan sa mga atleta ng bansa kapag ang pinag-uusapan ay ang Asian Games at Olympics. Naungkat ang usapin dahil sa napakapangit na performance na ipinakita ng mga atletang Pinoy sa katatapos na Asiad kung saan nag-uwi lang ang mga atleta ng tatlong gold medals taliwas sa ipinagmamayabang ng Philippine Olympic [...]
  • Ika-3 ginto sinungkit ni Saludar para sa PHL Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 4:33AMBINUGBOG ni Pinoy pug Rey Saludar ang matigas na great wall body ni Chang Yong ng China upang hugutin ang ikatlong medalyang ginto para sa Pilipinas sa nagaganap na 16th Asian Games sa Guangzhou, China. Hindi nagpatinag si Saludar sa opening round matapos makipagsabayan ng sapakan kay Yong kung saan ay nakalamang agad ng 1-0 [...]
  • Melindo-Tamara faceoff ngayon Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 4:18AMSASABOG na ngayong araw na ito ang sagupaan sa pagitan nina world ranked & unbeaten Milan Melindo (22-0, 7 KOs) at IBF light flyweight world champion Carlos Tamara (21-5, 15 KOs) ng Colombia sa Waterfront Hotel Casino sa Cebu City, Cebu. Ang bakbakan nilang dalawa ay isang 10 round flyweight bout kung saan kapwa nangako [...]
  • PHL pug knockout sa Australia Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 4:03AMWALANG awang binugbog ni WBO #9 featherweight Joel Brunker (17-0, 11 KOs) si Filipino Robert Lerio (13-11-1, 5 KOs) sa loob ng eight rounds sa The Cube sa Campbelltown, NSW, Australia kahapon. Kinontrol ni Brunker sa lahat ng rounds at kumonekta ng malalakas na tama sa ulo at katawan. Sinubukan ng Pinoy na makipagsabayan ngunit [...]
  • Patrombon talsik sa Yucatan Cup Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 4:03AMTUMALSIK si Jeson Patrombon sa singles event ng ginaganap na 24th Yucatan World Cup sa Meridan, Mexico matapos talunin ni Lucas Pouille ng France, 4-6, 2-6. Gayunman, si Patrombon ay nananatili pa rin naman sa doubles event. Sa buong match si Pouille ay ginamit ang husay laban sa batang Pinoy sa Last 8 match at [...]
  • Cimatu, nasa South Korea na Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 12:09AMDUMATING na si Special Envoy Roy Cimatu upang personal na Makita ang kalagayan ng mga Overseas Filipino workers sa Seoul, South Korea. Dumating doon kanina si Cimatu para i-assess ang bakbakan ng North at South Korea at magbigay ng kaukulang rekomendasyon kung kailangan na bang ilikas ang mga Pinoy na nagtatrabaho roon. Si Cimatu ang [...]
  • PAL handa sa paglikas ng mga Pinoy sa Korea Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 10:54PMHANDA ang Philippine Airlines para sa emergency flights na maglilikas sa mga Pinoy sa Korea kung mas magiging matindi ang tensyon sa pagitan ng North at South Korea. Tinalakay ng mga opisyales ng PAL sa Department of Foreign Affairs (DFA) na handa sila sa paglilikas sa mga Pinoy sa Korea. “We informed Executive Secretary Paquito [...]
  • Pinoy Tasty di tataas ang presyo sa kapaskuhan Wednesday, November 24, 2010 @ 9:24PMHINDI tataas ang presyo ng mga Pinoy Tasty bread ngayong panahon ng Kapaskuhan hanggang matapos ang taon. Ito ang tiniyak ni Philippine Federation of Bakers Association, Inc. (PFBAI). Ayon kay PFBAI President Chito Chavez sa panayam sa DZMM, sa harap ng pagtaas ng P1.50 sa ilang kilalang brand ng loaf bread, patuloy nilang ibebenta sa [...]
  • Celebrities say ‘no’ to coal-fired power plants Wednesday, November 24, 2010 @ 8:09AMWHAT does Manny Pacquiao, veteran political activist Satur Ocampo, Pinoy rock star Chito Miranda, actress Rep. Lani Mercado, and former president of Catholic Bishop Conference of the Philippines Bishop (CBCP) Archbishop Angel Lagdameo have in common? They are all championing the advocacy to have a national moratorium on the construction of new coal power plants [...]
  • Kaligtasan ng OFWs sa South Korea siniguro Wednesday, November 24, 2010 @ 7:22AMINATASAN ni Pangulong Benigno Aquino III ang Department of Foreign Affairs (DFA) at iba pang ahensya ng gobyerno na siguruhin ang kaligtasan ng 60,000 Overseas Filipino workers (OFWs) sa South Korea. Ayon kay PNoy, kailangang muling silipin at pag-aralan ang mga umiiral na patakaran at plano upang matiyak na ligtas ang mga Pinoy worker doon. [...]
  • Dingdong Dantes, dedma lang sa mga kumukuwestiyon sa award Wednesday, November 24, 2010 @ 4:50AMTAMA LANG NA dedmahin ni Dingdong Dantes ang isyung may mga kumukuwestiyon umano sa pananalo niya bilang Best Drama Actor sa katatapos na PMPC Star Awards for Television. In fairness to him, mahusay naman ang ipinamalas niyang performance sa Stairway To Heaven kaya deserving siyang manalo ng nasabing award. At kung tutuusin, wala rin namang kumukuwestiyon sa [...]
  • 6 na Pinoy nasa death row sa China at Indonesia Wednesday, November 24, 2010 @ 12:39AMANUMANG araw ay nanganganib mabitay ang anim na Pinoy sa China at Indonesia makaraang sampahan ng kaso sa pagdadalaa ng droga o drug mules. Ayon kay Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency PDEA International Cooperation and Foreign Affairs Service Joseph Ladip, kinabibilangan ito ng isang lalaki, limang babae na ang karamihan sa kanila ay nagmula sa Xiamen [...]