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Top-10 things to look for in ESPN's live WSOP coverage Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 2:41PMFor the first time in World Series of Poker history, viewers can watch Main Event play as it happens if they have access to the Internet or ESPN2. (Technically, the broadcasts are on a five- and 30-minute delay, respectively, but no editing is done to cut out the less interesting hands.)
Mushroom Cloud Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 10:53PMDan Bucci was shot to death by police. But that's not what really killed him.
The Sims 3: Ambitions - Career Guide & Walkthrough Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 12:58PMSims 3 Ambitions for iPhone / iPod Touch CAREER GUIDE By: PinkyGirl This guide will cover how to get to the top of each career in Sims 3 Ambitions for iPhone/iPod Touch...
No jewel in this Crowne Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 9:00AMLARRY Crowne, a new film with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, has copped a terrible drubbing from the overseas press.
Money or mates? Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 11:24PMI dreamed a dream, Susan Boyle. Of winning a lottery, the Dubai Duty Free raffle, the Mashreq millionaire draw, something that would change my life forever and then I would not have to be nice to anyone and my wife would laugh at all my jokes and people would say, there goes that lucky sod, do you know how much he won, stuff like that, buy a house in Emirates Hills that actually has a west wing.
Murdoch mess has local links Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 5:41PMAccording to the midday news program of Philadelphia television station WTXF on Wednesday, one of the hot topics of the day was a scandal involving "scammers" who use electronic communication systems to target "unsuspecting people."
The mid-life comedian Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 4:40PMIt's 45 minutes to show time at the Comedy Works at Georgine's restaurant in Bristol Township, Pa. Kirk Bogos, the headline act, is at the bar, sipping Corona. In a gentle manner, he appraises the com
EA buys PopCap -- does that mean Activision needs to buy Zynga? Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 6:24AMThis week, casual game maker PopCap, best known for Plants vs. Zombies and Bejeweled, agreed to be acquired by Electronic Arts in a deal said to be worth around $650 million. The move came as a...
The Authors Behind The Author Of 'The Hypnotist' Monday, July 11, 2011 @ 2:09AMIn 2009, the popular Swedish thriller came with a mystery to rival the one contained in the book. Now, as The Hypnotist is published in the United States in the wake of the success of Steig Larsson's novels, the authors talk about why Swedish writers are drawn to dark subject matter.
'Real Housewives of New Jersey' recap: Sister sledgehammer Monday, July 11, 2011 @ 1:26AMAt Jacqueline Laurita's holiday party, Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giuice go at it
Police chiefs' old bond still growing Sunday, July 10, 2011 @ 2:11AMOf his buddies, Dublin Police Chief Heinz von Eckartsberg has the biggest office.
Now playing: 'Dark of the Moon' a slight step up from its predecessor Sunday, July 10, 2011 @ 12:36AMReview by Eric MungenastStaff Writer When reviewing a film like “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” it becomes difficult to separate the adult from the inner child or, in Freudian terms, the id from the ego.
6 Easy Ways To Train Your Boyfriend Friday, July 8, 2011 @ 2:52PMWe don’t believe men are dogs, but some behavior-molding techniques used on canines and other beasts can work on a guy. You may never have to nag again.
Most dangerous sport ever? Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 10:12PMMILWAUKEE -- Eric Kremin happened upon his first bike polo game rather harmlessly. He was walking along a street festival in Milwaukee when he saw several guys drinking beers and swinging mallets at a ball from their bikes.
Hardcourt bike polo expands thanks to loyal legion Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 9:07AMEric Kremin happened upon his first bike polo game rather harmlessly. He was walking along a street festival in Milwaukee when he saw several guys drinking beers and swinging mallets at a ball from their bikes. Three years later, the 22-year-old from Burlington, was a world champion, winning a title in Berlin in 2010 that cemented him as one of the best hardcourt bike polo players in the rapidly ...
Jools Holland: why I'm happy just to play the blues Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 12:18AMI don't want to be a BBC boss, reveals the Later host and boogie-woogie aficionado Jools Holland Jools Holland never did make a wholly convincing bad boy. Even when he toured with Squeeze, the essential London song-writing band of the 1980s, and went on to present the genre-busting youth show The Tube alongside Paula Yates live on Channel 4, Holland always seemed sardonic and quirky rather than ...
Jeter makes Indians' Carrasco latest victim Wednesday, July 6, 2011 @ 1:05AMCLEVELAND -- This is the other side of history, the opposite view. This is what it looks like from 60 feet, six inches away, the view of the men who have now seen 2,996 balls fly over their heads, whiz past their ears, squeeze through an infield hole, hug...
Milbank: The joke really is on the voters Monday, July 4, 2011 @ 6:00PMThe comedian Stephen Colbert flew down to Washington last week to parody the nation's campaign-finance laws. But there was a flaw in his plan: The campaign-finance system already is a parody.
Boxing: Wladimir Klitschko v David Haye: The Heavyweight Battle Aftermath Monday, July 4, 2011 @ 2:45AMRECORD SPORT special on Wladimir Klitschko's victory over David Haye - the fight night that gave boxing a bad name.
Lofgren's career has eye-popping moments Monday, July 4, 2011 @ 1:31AMNils Lofgren's career has ranged from opening for Jimi Hendrix through playing piano for Neil Young, but he mourns fellow E Street member Clarence Clemons.
Nils Lofgren: Eye-popping past, poignantly present Sunday, July 3, 2011 @ 4:10PMHomeless runaway? Backstage intruder? Daredevil gymnast? Rock guitar virtuoso, playing to tens of thousands of fans?
Union firebrand Bob Crow¿s most embarrassing secret... his charming, hard-working, Thatcher-loving brother Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 5:17PMWhen Bob Crow and his big brother Richard threw down jumpers for goal posts for an impromptu FA Cup Final, or recreated Lord’s in the street outside their home, their games were inevitably fiercely contested.
Hackers Hit Arizona Law Enforcement for Third Time Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 6:31AMLaw enforcement personnel in the state of Arizona have been targeted by hackers for a third time, with members of AntiSec targeting eight state Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) websites and releasing the usernames, passwords, and email addresses of more than 1,200 officers. "Additionally we are leaking hundreds of private FOP documents and several more mail spools belonging to FOP presidents ...
Hackers Hit Arizona Law Enforcement for Third Time Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 6:31AMLaw enforcement personnel in the state of Arizona have been targeted by hackers for a third time, with members of AntiSec targeting eight state Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) websites and releasing the usernames, passwords, and email addresses of more than 1,200 officers. "Additionally we are leaking hundreds of private FOP documents and several more mail spools belonging to FOP presidents ...
Anonymous’ third attack turns Arizona police and FOP into punching bags Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 6:09AMAnonymous hits Arizona once again defacing FOP sites, releasing PD documents and generally turning these groups into punching bags.
Anonymous’ third attack turns Arizona police and FOP into punching bags Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 6:09AMAnonymous hits Arizona once again defacing FOP sites, releasing PD documents and generally turning these groups into punching bags.
The Saturday interview: David Frost Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 1:00AMHow did David Frost, who was a preacher before he became a TV satirist, achieve one of the scoops of the 20th century? This office wouldn't be much of a challenge for Through the Keyhole. The walls are plastered with photographs of David Frost chatting to stars and statesmen – Bobby Kennedy, Sammy Davis Jr, George Bush Sr, Bill Clinton, Paul McCartney and George Bush Jr and we've barely started ...
The Saturday interview: David Frost Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 1:00AMHow did David Frost, who was a preacher before he became a TV satirist, achieve one of the scoops of the 20th century? This office wouldn't be much of a challenge for Through the Keyhole. The walls are plastered with photographs of David Frost chatting to stars and statesmen – Bobby Kennedy, Sammy Davis Jr, George Bush Sr, Bill Clinton, Paul McCartney and George Bush Jr and we've barely started ...
Idiot Boksen - Fall Television Preview (The Good) Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 7:54PMFans of innovation and originality in television probably don't expect either from the major networks, and a scan of next fall's slate of debuts won't convince them otherwise. There are supernatural, J.J. Abrams-esque sci-fi mysteries along the lines of Lost ( Alcatraz , Person of Interest , Awake , Grimm ).… [ Read more ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
Idiot Boksen - Fall Television Preview (The Good) Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 7:54PMFans of innovation and originality in television probably don't expect either from the major networks, and a scan of next fall's slate of debuts won't convince them otherwise. There are supernatural, J.J. Abrams-esque sci-fi mysteries along the lines of Lost ( Alcatraz , Person of Interest , Awake , Grimm ).… [ Read more ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
20 Quotes About DSK That Reveal How We Think About Rape Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 4:26PMIt's been a month and a half since a 32-year-old hotel maid accused then-IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn of sexually assaulting her in his swanky Manhattan suite. And each time a new fact trickles into the public record, commentators race to place their personal spin on the new evidence . A brief timeline of the media response to the DSK case: MAY 15, 2011 Rape is comparable to an extramarital ...
20 Quotes About DSK That Reveal How We Think About Rape Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 4:26PMIt's been a month and a half since a 32-year-old hotel maid accused then-IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn of sexually assaulting her in his swanky Manhattan suite. And each time a new fact trickles into the public record, commentators race to place their personal spin on the new evidence . A brief timeline of the media response to the DSK case: MAY 15, 2011 Rape is comparable to an extramarital ...
Hackers Hit Arizona Police Again Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 3:17PMHackers continued to plague the Arizona state police, releasing online yet another trove of stolen data and defacing eight police Web sites in what the hackers called “the third knockout blow.”
Hackers Hit Arizona Police Again Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 3:17PMHackers continued to plague the Arizona state police, releasing online yet another trove of stolen data and defacing eight police Web sites in what the hackers called “the third knockout blow.”
Cars 2 Review Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 2:43PM“Cars 2” is not just a bad movie, it is dangerously bad. It is, by far, the worst movie Pixar has ever made, though “A Bug’s Life” may give it competition in that race. It is the most poorly written, the most poorly designed, voiced, and executed movie in Pixar’s otherwise stellar line-up. Heck, even [...]
Cars 2 Review Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 2:43PM“Cars 2” is not just a bad movie, it is dangerously bad. It is, by far, the worst movie Pixar has ever made, though “A Bug’s Life” may give it competition in that race. It is the most poorly written, the most poorly designed, voiced, and executed movie in Pixar’s otherwise stellar line-up. Heck, even [...]
‘Is Anybody Hiring? LOLZ’ Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 1:58PMWhen NBA players make unemployment jokes, no one laughs harder than NBA owners.
‘Is Anybody Hiring? LOLZ’ Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 1:58PMWhen NBA players make unemployment jokes, no one laughs harder than NBA owners.
Big Journalism Defends Glenn Beck’s Retard Minstrel Show Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 9:14PMEarlier this week, outgoing Fox News host Glenn Beck illustrated David Carr 's criticism of Midwesterners as "neanderthals" by doing an offensive caricature of a mentally disabled person. Mediaite's Frances Martel wrote a relatively mild critique of Beck's performance, given the level of offense, and for her trouble, conservative website Big Journalism has accused Martel of anti-disabled bigotry ...
Randy Orton Admits To Drug Overdose In Interview, Disparages Kelly Kelly Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 3:39PMWWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton participated in an interview with Phoenix, Arizona based rock station 98 KUPD promoting this week's SmackDown tapings. Highlights from the interview are as follows.
David Haye's Hitler video Twitter taunt to Wladimir Klitchsko Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 8:38AMDavid Haye continued his tasteless campaign to wind up opponent Wladimir Klitschko by Tweeting a link to a film featuring Adolf Hitler that has mock subtitles added to it referring to preparations for their fight on Saturday.
Haye continues goading Klitschko Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 8:34AMDavid Haye continued his campaign to wind up Wladimir Klitschko by Tweeting a link to a film featuring Adolf Hitler that has mock subtitles added to it referring to preparations for their fight on Saturday.
Larry Crowne [2011] [PG-13] - 5.2.5 Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 2:11AMWhen a middle-aged salesman (Tom Hanks) is laid off because he does not have a college degree, he restarts his life by enrolling in college, making new friends, and finding a teacher (Julia Roberts) that will change his life forever.
Encase your Xbox 360 in a vault, win a suit of Gears 3 armor Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 4:10PMCalibur11 has announced the coming arrival of its custom Xbox 360 Gears of War 3 "Bleed Out" vault. Pictured above, the vault features a controller cradle, grim graphics and an illuminated "Crimson Omen" icon. The icon will actually interact with Gears of War 3 , glowing red whenever players are downed within the game (to which you should be paying more attention). Presumably to convince people ...
A day in the life of a Christchurch cop Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 12:21PMDAY SHIFT
Power Ranking Tito Ortiz vs. Dana White and the 25 Best Feuds in MMA History Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 4:04AMMixed martial arts is a sport in which two men generally come together to settle their feuds and differences in the truest form of problem solving—by punching one another in the face. Generally, this solves whatever disagreement there may have been in the past, but sometimes, we end up with situations like the feud between UFC President Dana White and former UFC light heavyweight champion Tito ...
A Joly good laugh! Monday, June 27, 2011 @ 3:47AMCOMEDIAN Dom Joly is the first to admit he’s done some “pretty weird stuff” since he shot to fame yelling into a giant mobile phone ten years ago.
Obama Slow-Rolls GOP on Budget Talks Friday, June 24, 2011 @ 2:48PMThe White House is slow-rolling demands by Republicans that President Barack Obama join the debt ceiling talks, which are now deadlocked because of Republican opposition to Democrats’ demands for tax increases.
Palin documentary ‘The Undefeated’ to premiere next week in Iowa Friday, June 24, 2011 @ 2:15PMConservative filmmaker Steve Bannon’s “The Undefeated,” a documentary about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s political rise, will premiere in Pella, Iowa next Tuesday. It will be screened at the Pella Opera House at 5 p.m. CT.
In embarrassment to Obama, House rejects Libya intervention Friday, June 24, 2011 @ 1:59PMMembers of Congress sent an embarrassing message to President Obama by voting to reject a formal authorization of the use of force in Libya.