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Yo Momma Harry Potter Jokes Monday, July 4, 2011 @ 9:28PMIt's been a great American tradition to say something negative about your friend's mother, hence the term Yo Momma . It's so popular MTV even made a show about people telling Yo Momma jokes . I don't know what happened to that show, maybe it got cancelled.
7 Important Things Plus Jennifer Lawrence In Several Shades Of Red Thursday, June 2, 2011 @ 12:16PMLADIES A gallery of lovely photos of Jennifer [NextMovie] Time to once again salute Clutch's official unofficial 2011 crush. LOUD Rihanna's "Man Down" [Pretty Much Amazing] The Bahamian beauty rolled out some reggae for this one. LE SHAQ Here's some "Yo Momma" gems from Diesel's long career [Hot Clicks] He retires with one million nicknames, 13,099 rebounds and some awesome [...]
Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son Wednesday, June 1, 2011 @ 11:09AMSkip It THE FILM When "Big Momma's House" was released in 2000, I can't imagine there was any honest expectation of a sequel. An undemanding drag comedy merging action and antics from star Martin Lawrence, the original picture fulfilled whatever need there was to see the comedian rock an enormous fat suit and channel the child-rearing sass of his grandmother. Well, there actually was a sequel in ...
Teacher gifts and thank-yous mark school's end Saturday, May 28, 2011 @ 6:13AMWho's counting the days till school is over? I am! Much more so than the kids, I think. I'm so tired of getting up early and signing papers and escorting field trips. But as the school days wind down, don't forget to take some time out to thank the people who help you raise great kids. Not just the teacher, but the principal, the Red Sox-loving school janitor who cracks jokes with the kids about ...
Movies Friday, April 22, 2011 @ 4:19AMJust in time for Earth Day, DisneyNature delivers this documentary about lions and cheetahs teaching their cubs the ways of the wild. Samuel L. Jackson narrates. At multiple locations. (89 min.) G; all ages. THE CONCERT Reviewed on Page 28. DUM MAARO DUM Drugs,
Winfrey’s Ex: ‘Oprah and Gayle were Made for Each Other’ Friday, February 18, 2011 @ 12:29PM*RadarOnline.com has posted an interview with Haitian filmmaker Reginald Chevalier, who claims he had a four-month live-in relationship with Oprah Winfrey in the mid-eighties and saw first-hand just how close she is with her best friend Gayle King. “If there was no man in the world for Oprah, I think maybe Gayle would be enough [...]
LeBron James Video: Yo Momma Jokes Are No Laughing Matter For King James Monday, February 14, 2011 @ 1:06PMLeBron James Video Vintage "New" King? LeBron James video shows a son defending his mother's honor? Or is it just the King being a diva? What do you think? As ESPN.com’s Michael Wallace reported on Friday, James didn’t care for a heckler during his team’s showdown against the Detroit Pistons. "I don't care what you say to me. I don't give a [expletive] what you say," James told the spectator ...
SF Gate: 'Superior' Chinese mom misunderstood Thursday, January 13, 2011 @ 1:03PMA law professor sparked a controversy when excepts from her book were published under the headline "Why Chinese mothers are superior." It turns out the excerpts told only the worst of her story.
Social studies Saturday, December 11, 2010 @ 9:21PMAthletes are connected with each other and fans more than ever via Facebook and Twitter
BOARDWALK EMPIRE RECAP: Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry Tuesday, November 30, 2010 @ 5:56PMThis is a Recap of Boardwalk Empire, Season 1, Episode 11, entitled “Paris Green”. We’ll get to the ‘cappin in a sec, right after a quick pause for commercial… This Christmas… [Cue Music]: He’s finding out… the BOARDWALK EMPIRE… never prepared him for the WORKSHOP EMPIRE… Alright, alright, stop the Boardwalk Empire “Christmas Trailer” joke — that Brian Setzer video is really just way too awesome ...
Sports playground Tuesday, November 23, 2010 @ 11:33PMSports playground
Sports playground: Steve Nash, meet Father Time Tuesday, November 23, 2010 @ 11:33PMSports playground
Local mogul-mania mounts for big day Friday, November 19, 2010 @ 2:07AMThe top six bands go from online to live in a winner takes all battle of the bands.
Our founding Momma moves on Friday, November 12, 2010 @ 9:00AMIt's with sad hearts that we say goodbye to our good friend and founding Momma of this Whoa, Momma! blog, Sherry Robinson. While she moves on to greener pastures, we hope she will still jump into our debates and discussions as a "civilian." Here's her final post --EDS Two years ago, when we started this blog and the Go Momma! web page for the St. Petersburg Times , I had a goal in mind: Create a ...
Fantasy Basketball: Head-to-Head Guiding Principles Thursday, October 21, 2010 @ 8:47AMFantasy basketball purists are quick to shoot down the legitimacy of head-to-head leagues, claiming that it is largely luck-based and ultimately comes down to a two-to-three week stretch of the season where statistics tend to significantly fluctuate from the norm. There’s no denying that there is some validity to these claims, and I can’t say I’ve been a staunch supporter of the playoff format ...
Fatal Shots Fired at Nightclub -- Caught on Video Monday, July 19, 2010 @ 8:08AMFiled under: Celebrity Justice , Fights TMZ cameras caught a shooting outside a nightclub early this morning, in which one person was killed. It went down at about 2:10 AM, just outside of Guys & Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood. The video shows a couple of guys fighting, followed by… Read more
Bizarre crimes from Charlotte police files Tuesday, May 25, 2010 @ 9:14AMBy Ryan Pitkin Bad Mood: Police were called to Morgan School after someone decided they weren't going to take it anymore. A suspect created a large disturbance and damaged school property. The suspect pushed over a walk-through metal detector, kicked a garbage can across the front lobby and kicked out the glass portion of a front door. But you have to admit, the basketball team's been doing ...
Quinton Jackson: UFC 114 Bout With Rashad Evans a 'Warm-Up' For Shogun Rua Thursday, May 13, 2010 @ 10:35AMQuinton “Rampage” Jackson and Rashad Evans have engaged in one of the most entertaining smack-talk sessions MMA has ever witnessed. For all the "yo momma" jokes that were flung between the two, Jackson may have just laid down the ultimate diss. “I feel like fighting Rashad is a step backwards, because he doesn’t have the belt anymore,” Jackson told FightersOnly of facing his rival in UFC 114 on ...
PFT: Dez’s mom wants apology from Dolphins GM Thursday, May 6, 2010 @ 10:55AMMiami Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Cowboys rookie Dez Bryant last week after reports came out that Ireland had asked Bryant if his mom was a prostitute. But Bryant's mom wonders why Ireland hasn't apologized to her, too.
Joe Budden Airs Out Kat Stacks & Somaya Reece, "[Her] P*ssy Look Like KFC's Double Down" Tuesday, May 4, 2010 @ 12:50PMSlaughterhouse's Joe Budden has launched a Twitter attack on ex-girlfriend Somaya Reece and alleged groupie Kat Stacks. [Visit SOHH.com for more information]
That's So Berkeley Wednesday, March 31, 2010 @ 9:43AMIt's not nice to make fun of someone's mom. But what if the joke's on the city?
Concert Review | Columbus Blues Festival: Too many bad jokes and bragging mar revue Thursday, March 25, 2010 @ 11:22PMThe Columbus Blues Festival, which featured five aging rhythm and blues singers, was an all-right, revue-styled show last night in the Palace Theatre. Because it was a revue, each artist performed for half an hour, which was good and bad.
Concert Review | Columbus Blues Festival: Bad jokes, bragging mar revue Thursday, March 25, 2010 @ 11:19PMThe Columbus Blues Festival, which featured five aging rhythm and blues singers, was an all-right, revue-styled show last night in the Palace Theatre.
County native to kick off new writers lecture series Sunday, March 14, 2010 @ 10:11AMEditor’s note: Writers’ Workshop is an occasional series about writing and the writing arts in and around Fairhope and beyond.
Galloway man pleads not guilty of kidnapping; search continues for infant reportedly thrown off bridge Wednesday, February 17, 2010 @ 6:00PMPolice say Shamsiddin Abdur-Raheem, 21, told them he threw his 3-month-old daughter over the side of a bridge.
Devil Dish Tuesday, February 9, 2010 @ 7:12PMTyler Emerick Wednesday, February 10, 2010 “BASEketball” was released in 1998 and starred “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. “BASEketball” was released in 1998 and starred “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. For years after its release, my friends and I would playfully imitate the awe-inspiring fusion game. I, for one, think it’s about time “BASEketball” made its way ...
Kelis, What Are You Wearing? O_o Friday, January 29, 2010 @ 1:55PMSpotted at the First Annual Data Awards in Alexander McQueen. Via The Washington Post I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and — [...]
Tom Gerdy: Jersey Shore II- Trouble In Paradise Monday, January 25, 2010 @ 10:23AMIf my source is correct, in season two there will be a new cast that will not be Italian based. Negotiations are in progress with a cast that will comprise self-proclaimed political pundits.
Freeman: Tide player's alter-ego lives on in reruns Wednesday, January 6, 2010 @ 9:57AMTight end Colin Peek is one Crimson Tide star who can cuss a blue streak -- and Mike Freeman says that with the greatest of admiration for the former 'Yo Momma' contestant.
ALABAMA FOOTBALL: Tight end gets attention as 'Holla McGhee' Wednesday, January 6, 2010 @ 4:07AMNEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- To most, Alabama senior tight end Colin Peek is known as the clutch player who had two of the most critical touchdown catches of the season, against Auburn and Florida. To an underground network of fans, he's Holla McGhee.
Yo Peek: Alabama tight end says the jokes are on his alias Monday, January 4, 2010 @ 10:43PMTo most, Alabama senior tight end Colin Peek is known as the clutch player who had two of the most critical touchdown catches of the season, against Auburn and Florida. To an underground network of fans, he's Holla McGhee.
Alabama tight end Peek says the jokes are on his alias Monday, January 4, 2010 @ 8:57PMTo most, Alabama senior tight end Colin Peek is known as the player who had two of the most critical touchdown catches of the season.
Teddy Riley Accused of Attacking His Daughter With Guitar (Over his Girlfriend?) Tuesday, December 29, 2009 @ 3:30PMSinger/Producer Teddy Riley (formerly of the groups Guy & Blackstreet) is being accused of beating the brakes off of his daughter. According to documents filed by his 18 year old daughter Taja, he beat her with a guitar from the video game Rock Band. She also claims he punched, kicked and bashed her and her [...]
The Last Word in Trash Talking Saturday, December 19, 2009 @ 3:31PMLinebacker Bart Scott, who grew up in Detroit as a dedicated fan of wrestling on TV, talks trash whenever he gets the chance.
The Last Word in Trash-Talking Saturday, December 19, 2009 @ 11:01AMLinebacker Bart Scott, who grew up in Detroit as a dedicated fan of wrestling on TV, talks trash whenever he gets the chance.
Interview Time: Chamillionaire Tuesday, November 3, 2009 @ 11:04PM‘The truth from Texas’ has arrived. With his new single ‘Ridin’ blazing a trail from the US to the UK, Chamillionaire is ready to take on the world. Joining the likes of T.I., Slim Thug and Paul Wall, Chamillionaire is out to prove that no one can do it quite like the South can.
Brian Mackey: Hip-hop culture — dead or alive? Thursday, October 22, 2009 @ 1:18AMIn the pantheon of things that have been presumptuously pronounced dead — satire, irony, Paul McCartney, God — the art form of hip-hop has to be near the top of the list.
How not to be that guy Wednesday, September 23, 2009 @ 9:08PMSabel's Haus So summer’s over, huh? Well, at least nobody died, right? Oh wait, too soon? Now we’re back for another year of giving it the ol’ college try. But at least the end of summer brings along the start of football (now in full swing because w...
Tennis Fans, Reveal Yourselves: The U.S. Open Has Arrived Wednesday, September 2, 2009 @ 1:32AMFirst off, hello there, my name is Rahul Kishore, and you’ve probably never heard of me before. They even give you a mugshot of me so you can find me on your daily walk through campus and either give me a high five or wring my neck. Talk about accountability. For the large majority of you, you’ve never met me and you probably never will. I’m a lowly sophomore in “the College” and generally I’ve ...
Results - NECW Wrestling Birthdah Bash 9 In Quincy, MA 08/08/09 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 @ 2:54PMResults from NECW's BIRTHDAH BASH 9 This Past Saturday Night, August 8 in Quincy, MA.
Recent Comments Sunday, July 19, 2009 @ 12:24PMThey say : Emily figured it out: run away to France, meet the perfect guy, leave everyone behind. But, upon her homecoming, to be the maid-of-honor at her mother’s fifth wedding, it becomes glaringly obvious — this is NOT her life.
Services Held Today For Victims; Reward Offered In Case Tuesday, June 30, 2009 @ 5:36AMServices are being held today for the two victims in Tuesday morning's drive-by shooting in downtown Greenville. There is a $10,000 reward for the arrest of their suspected killer. ECU students are planning an anti-violence march and vigil.
Slumps and Dumps: Future looks grim for a pair of Mikes Saturday, June 27, 2009 @ 3:16PMFor all the disappointment that Chris Davis has heaped on fantasy owners this year, it's not a total loss. His abject failure has spawned a new craze that's sweeping the nation (or at least my family room). Following in the footsteps of the timeless jokes like "Yo momma's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats," I offer you these gems:
Doree Shafrir & Jessica Grose, Authors Thursday, May 7, 2009 @ 7:58AMDoree and Jessica, alongside their moms, back in the day Doree Shafrir and Jessica Grose were just IMing one day about how hilarious the emails their mothers sent them were, when they got the idea to start the blog Postcards From Yo Momma . Their idea quickly took off and since then they've received over 7,000 emails of e-communication from mothers to their adult children. The best ones have ...
Lost: Pretty Girls Make Graves (alternatively: "Faraday's Cage") Tuesday, May 5, 2009 @ 6:25PMLost "The Variable" Originally aired April 30, 2009 Mario Perez: ABCJust MansonLamps doing a little mansonlamping... Yes, he's dead. No, really, he's dead. Dead dead dead. And dead is dead. UNLESS! You're John Locke. Which MansonLamps is not. The manson,...