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New Book Tells Tale of Israeli Arms Dealer in Hollywood Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 7:47PMArnon Milchan has been known for three decades as a movie producer. Now two authors tell of his other identity as an Israeli intelligence agent and arms trader.
30 Sports Figures You'd Want on Your Side in a Brawl Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 6:15PMBoth the NBA and the NFL are locked out. The NHL is in the middle of the offseason, and the MLB is about to start off the second half. Needless to say, things are a little bit slow in the sports world right now. So, why not start a fight!? That’s right folks; I am encouraging you to go to your local bar, pub, back alley or fight club and get yourself into a brawl. While you’re at it you might ...
College Football: The 48 Coolest Names in College History Monday, July 11, 2011 @ 9:33PMThis is a list of the coolest names in college football history. Not the funniest or most outrageous, although some will be, but the names that are definitely meant to be worn by a football player. There are plenty of Scotts, Bobs and Davids, but these guys are unique. Some of them will cause you to crack a smile, and some of them are names that are spoken only with the deepest respect for the ...
CIA analyst 'John' a real life Jack Ryan? Tuesday, July 5, 2011 @ 5:10PM'John', the anonymous CIA analyst who refused promotion in order to continue to track down al-Qaeda leaders including Osama bin Laden, has led to comparisons with Jack Ryan.
Venter: Brits best ever Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 3:36PMSaracens' coach Brendan Venter says new Stormers recruit Schalk Brits is the greatest player that he has ever coached.
Tech gadget reviews: Shadows of the Damned; Supertooth Disco Bluetooth speakers; Green Lantern: Rise of Manhunter Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 11:37AMWhat do you get if "Resident Evil" and "No More Heroes" had a kid? The answer would be "Shadows of the Damned," the brainchild of Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami and Grasshopper Manufacture's irreverent head Goichi Suda.
The Internet is for porn — and novelty songs! Monday, June 27, 2011 @ 11:19AMThe Web's golden age of musical jokes has hatched by Curt Holman In the past few months, pop music parodists have spoofed Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" from top to bottom. First, longtime musical wisecracker Weird Al Yankovic concocted "Perform This Way" as a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the club diva's attention-seeking antics.… [ Read more ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
Healey on Healey Sunday, June 26, 2011 @ 10:20AMMark Healey had a six-hour layover at LAX. He was on his way back from Tahiti after catching one of the best swells of the early season, where he'd caught one of the better waves of the swell. Who knows where he was off to after this, probably a demolition derby or sky diving or swimming with Great Whites....
Sri Lanka bat out final day for a draw Monday, June 20, 2011 @ 6:08PMKumar Sangakkara scored his first hundred in England as Sri Lanka comfortably batted their way to a draw Morning everyone . It looks like England are going to be in a race against the weather today. They say a hard rain is a gonna fall around 4pm, so England have two sessions to take the seven wickets they need to complete a 2-0 series win. But standing in their way at the other end of the ...
NBA Draft 2011: 3 Areas Jimmer Fredette Must Improve in His Game to Succeed Thursday, June 16, 2011 @ 12:42AMJimmer Fredette is unquestionably the most polarizing prospect in the 2011 NBA Draft . The BYU point guard garnered multiple National Player of the Year awards his senior season, as well as a cult-like following and damn near rock star status. The idol worship of Jimmer even spawned this ridiculous Facebook thread full of Chuck-Norris-mixed-with-Mormon-religion jokes (my personal favorite ...
Laundry Soaps Try a Hint of Horror and Some Tough-Guy Talk Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 10:51PMRob Zombie, director of undead excess, is helping out with a Woolite campaign. Chuck Norris is the guiding spirit of a campaign for Era detergent.
Hannahan's legend grows with Fan Cave visit Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 5:33PMHannahan's legend grows with Fan Cave visit
Chuck Norris Featured in New Era Detergent Ads Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 1:36PMThe Era brand of detergent uses the image of the actor and martial artist Chuck Norris in a series of tongue-in-cheek spots.
Boston Typewriter Orchestra: The Revolution Will Be Typewritten Monday, June 6, 2011 @ 1:02AMA few years ago, a group of Bostonians heard music in the taps, swooshes, and dings of a typewriter and they decided to resurrect these clunky beasts for a decidedly louder purpose than writing. The Boston Typewriter Orchestra was born.
Sitcom - or car insurance ad? Wednesday, May 25, 2011 @ 12:47PMIt used to take only a fatherly voice and a reassuring slogan to sell you car insurance. Now, it's more often a cranky Neanderthal or a funky shopgirl. Even Allstate -- the Good
Bear Grylls Responds to Internet Meme in Hilarious Fashion Wednesday, May 18, 2011 @ 9:41AMBear Grylls doesn’t mind two things: drinking his own pee and having a laugh. The British adventurer is known for his television series M …
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 7:48PMIn a lather: Top Israeli counterspy Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his death to become a hairdresser in New York in "You Don't Mess with the Zohan." / Columbia Pictures
Ultimate Badass: Why Chuck Norris Jokes Are Even Funnier Six Years Later Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 7:39AMIan Spector didn't expect to create a cottage industry by making up "facts" about Chuck Norris like the one claiming the action star has 600 miles of black belts in his home.
I'm Back! Thursday, May 12, 2011 @ 9:19PM Hello, my loyal fans it is my pleasure to tell some exciting news! First things first I have started playing Resident Evil and I love it. It's just awesome! I've finaly got the new Mortal Kombat. $60 did not go to waste! Alot of people will not care about any of this. I will most likely recieve negative comments, but alas I'm fine with it. So in the comments all of us can talk about the ...
Chuck Carlson: Words of wisdom for grads Monday, May 9, 2011 @ 10:10AMThis is the time of year when people you've never heard of will try to tell you what to do with your lives.
StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor Monday, May 2, 2011 @ 10:18PM'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location".' "Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single."
Twitter reactions to bin Laden's death unite social media users in worldwide party at Ground Zero Monday, May 2, 2011 @ 2:58PMNYC residents celebrated together while the world joined in through social media.
Chants from Last Night: Overheard at Ground Zero Monday, May 2, 2011 @ 8:52AMNearly ten years after Osama bin Laden enacted his plot to destroy the World Trade Center, a throng of jubilant New Yorkers flocked to the site of the wreckage to celebrate the terrorist's death. Things got loud. The noise leaked down into nearby subway stations and as the cranes shadowing ground zero got closer the songs became audible. It sang, "God Bless the U.S.A.," "America the Beautiful ...
Going undrafted stokes Mark Herzlich's determination once again Sunday, May 1, 2011 @ 12:16PMPROVIDENCE, R.I. — In the summer of 2009, all Mark Herzlich wanted to do was return to the football field. But the 2008 ACC defensive player of the year was stuck in a hospital five days a week, undergoing radiation treatments intended to kill the cancer in his leg.
Chuck Sykes tops Tampa Bay leader survey again, but then the business ranks quickly thin Saturday, April 30, 2011 @ 5:06AMBy Robert Trigaux, Times Business Columnist Friday, April 29, 2011 Who do you see emerging as the Tampa Bay area's top business leaders? The latest annual business leaders survey conducted by the St. Petersburg Times shows Chuck Sykes once again garnered far more votes to this question than anyone else. I can only come to three conclusions: 1. Chuck Sykes, who runs Tampa's Sykes Enterprises from ...
Some see poetry in Charlie Sheen's 'Adonis DNA' Friday, April 29, 2011 @ 11:37PMNEW YORK — With “tiger blood,” “Adonis DNA” and his “fire-breathing fists,” Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings.
Social media and the second coming Thursday, April 28, 2011 @ 3:26AMAN evangelist believes Jesus' second coming won't be heralded by trumpets, but by billions of tweets, Facebook posts and YouTube clips.
Can the Tampa Bay Rays' Super Sam Fuld become a marketing machine? Saturday, April 23, 2011 @ 3:44AMBy Jeff Harrington, Times Staff Writer Friday, April 22, 2011 See "Super" Sam Fuld making another diving catch custom-made for the ESPN Top 10 highlights. See Sam going four for four at the plate, leading the American League (at least briefly) with a .396 batting average. See Sam's agent, Jim Munsey, seize the moment. "Tampa Bay may not be the strongest for marketing as compared to a Chicago or ...
Legend of Sam Fuld growing quickly | Larry Stone notebook Saturday, April 16, 2011 @ 10:46PMOf the five players acquired from the Cubs by Tampa Bay for Matt Garza, the one paying the most early dividends has been lightly regarded outfielder Sam Fuld.
Tampa Bay Rays' Sam Fuld dealing with sudden celebrity after big game Tuesday, April 12, 2011 @ 9:36PMBy Marc Topkin, Times Staff Writer Tuesday, April 12, 2011 BOSTON — The rapid escalation of the Legend of Sam Fuld was best measured Tuesday in text messages, e-mails and posts on Facebook and Twitter. And a series of interview requests from ESPN on down. The day after the New Hampshire native's smashing Fenway Park debut proved more challenging, in a way, than getting the four extra-base hits ...
Fuld's Fenway night spawns a Twitter feed Tuesday, April 12, 2011 @ 6:39PMA day after his unbelievable Fenway debut, some fans of the Rays outfielder, who hails from Durham, N.H., have made him an internet sensation with a tongue-in-cheek Twitter feed.
Fuld's Fenway night results in a Twitter sensation Tuesday, April 12, 2011 @ 6:39PMA day after his unbelievable Fenway debut, the Rays outfielder, who hails from Durham, N.H., has become an internet sensation with a tongue-in-cheek Twitter feed.
Legend of Sam Fuld continues to grow Tuesday, April 12, 2011 @ 5:50PMSam Fuld has has been the center of attention all day today. The follow-up to his smashing Fenway Park debut has included hundreds of text messages, emails and Facebook postings; a series of media interviews, including ESPN's First Take; a pre-scheduled appearance at the BoSox Club luncheon; and being miked up by the MLB Network during batting practice. And then there is Twitter, which is ...
Hate to be Rude: Augusta on my mind Wednesday, March 30, 2011 @ 8:56AMPhil Mickelson reacts after winning the 2010 Masters.
Phil Davis is so wonderful that … Tuesday, March 29, 2011 @ 7:43AMReady to join in on the biggest thing since Chuck Norris jokes? Try the Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis #sowonderful sensation . This started when Davis shared a tweet with his followers that talked about his wonderfulness. It snowballed, and many of his followers -- including Urijah Faber -- got involved. Their takes on his wonder ranged from his abilities as a fighter to his ability to quell even ...
ClassicRadar: Kickass Bruce Lee clones Thursday, March 24, 2011 @ 4:11PMFact: Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris. Lee never hawked Bowflexes in his quest for the perfect mixed martial arts form. Lee kicked Norris’ ass in Way of the Dragon.
UFC Fighter Joe Benavidez Is the Champion Of Pedophile Jokes [Diddling] Thursday, March 24, 2011 @ 1:19PM# diddling A mildly amusing Twitter fracas is underway at #sowonderful , a hashtag that has sprung up around the burgeoning legend of Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis, who will one day make a good opponent for new light heavyweight champ Jon Jones. It's in the Yo Momma/Chuck Norris/Dos Equis vein of humor. As of yesterday, UFC lightweight Joe "Joe B. Wan Kenobi" Benavidez was taking on all comers ...
Phil Davis is so wonderful that … Thursday, March 24, 2011 @ 10:14AMReady to join in on the biggest thing since Chuck Norris jokes? Try the Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis #sowonderful sensation . This started when Davis shared a tweet with his followers that talked about his wonderfulness. It snowballed, and many of his followers -- including Urijah Faber -- got involved. Their takes on his wonder ranged from his abilities as a fighter to his ability to quell even ...
HUFFPOST HILL - Obama: We're Promoting Democracy In Libya Tuesday, March 22, 2011 @ 6:08PMNow that the president says we're bombing Libya to promote democracy, we're counting down the hours until someone says our Tomahawk cruise missiles are being "greeted as liberators."
EXTRA LIFE: Bonk's Adventure Tuesday, March 22, 2011 @ 8:38AMPedro's first experience with the Wii is deeply rooted in this TurboGrafx-16 classic. Back in the spring of 2007, like many Nintendo fans around the world, I was yearning to get my own Wii. This was intensely magnified after a friend came over during the holidays and brought his Wii over for me and my family to play. The appeal of Wii Sports combined with the charm of Miis, the very enchanting ...
Television theme songs: We rank the best â€” and worst Wednesday, March 16, 2011 @ 7:20PMEveryone likes a Top 5 list. It’s a fact. So for the second part of our look at television theme songs, we here at amNewYork figured that rather than give you a dry history of the tunes, we’d just give you a bunch of lists. But it’s a lot of fun! You’ll thank us later.
Some see poetry in Charlie Sheen 's 'Adonis DNA ' Friday, March 4, 2011 @ 1:01PMNEW YORK (AP) — With "tiger blood," ''Adonis DNA " and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings.
Charlie "Shakespeare" Sheen? Some Think So Friday, March 4, 2011 @ 11:29AMWith "tiger blood," ''Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented....
Morast: Charlie Sheen's a genius Friday, March 4, 2011 @ 12:24AMYou're going to scoff at this, think I'm being contrarian or simply sensational. But I'm full of sincerity when I write that Charlie Sheen is a genius. Talk about this topic
The whacked-out wit and wisdom of Charlie Sheen Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 7:22PMNEW YORK -- With "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings. And while it may not rate an entry in Webster's, the sitcom star's batty, blustering poetry has resounded in social media. Sheen gained 1 million Twitter followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes -- record time, according to Guinness ...
Some see poetry in Charlie Sheen's 'Adonis DNA' Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 6:17PMJAKE COYLE AP Entertainment Writer NEW YORK With "tiger blood," ''Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings. And while it may not rate an entry in Webster's, the sitcom star's batty, blustering poetry has resounded in social media. Sheen gained 1 million Twitter followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes — record ...
Some see poetry in Charlie Sheen's 'Adonis DNA' Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 6:04PMWith "tiger blood," ''Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings. And while it may not rate an entry in Webster's, the sitcom star's batty, blustering poetry has resounded in social media. Sheen gained 1 million Twitter followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes — record time, according to Guinness World Records ...
Some see poetry in Charlie Sheen's 'Adonis DNA' Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 5:36PMWith "tiger blood," ''Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie Sheen has practically invented a new language with...
Some See Poetry in Charlie Sheen's 'Adonis DNA' Thursday, March 3, 2011 @ 5:15PMThrowing 'fastballs' from his 'mercury surfboard,' Charlie Sheen's bizarre poetry wins online
UFC On Versus 3: Pat Barry Talks Brock Lesnar, Being Captain Of The Bowling Team Wednesday, March 2, 2011 @ 1:59PMUFC's Pat Barry at the UFC on Versus 3: Sanchez vs. Kampmann fan Q&A is talking now. Helping him moderate the discussion is Versus commentator Todd Harris. Here are the highlights: - After the Joey Beltran fight, Barry says it's the first time he's ever come out of the fight with no injuries. - Also shot a Tapout commercial. Says it was 12 hours of sparring Ray Sefo with no gear. - Says the ...