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Ad featuring George W. Bush draws ire, threats Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 9:03PMEntrepreneur Ray Pepper put the ads for his business, 500 Realty, on the sides of trucks. The ads have been making the rounds for only a month, but they've already snowballed into something much larger.
Ryan O'Neal On Farrah Fawcett's Oscar Omission: 'Poor Farrah' Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:47PMFarrah Fawcett's omission from the Academy Awards' "In Memoriam" segment has left her longtime partner Ryan O'Neal "as confused as everyone," he said Monday.
When can we see you again? Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:02PMBabyface proves once again that his show is one that’s not to be missed.
Stan Lee's Thor Cameo Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 2:37PMStan Lee shot his Thor cameo last week -- de rigueur practice when any Marvel movie is being made -- and the famed creator of so many of the superheroes who are driving Hollywood these days has tweeted about the occasion.
Scandianvian chorus gives voice to songs of old in Snohomish and Island county performances Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 12:15PM“Ro, ro, ro din båt.” That’s “ Row, Row, Row Your Boat” in Norwegian. Rita Belvill translates songs of her childhood for the Northwest Nordic Ladies Chorus. She belongs to the chorus, which entertains around Snohomish and Island counties.
Funeral service held in Provo for Marie Osmond's son Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:43AMMarie Osmond's 18-year-old son is being remembered by family and friends as a funny person, a gifted musician, athlete and a peacemaker who taught others the importance of giving. Services were held at noon Monday for Michael Bryan, the fourth of Osmond's eight children, at a chapel of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Provo. Police said Bryan died Feb. 26 in an apparent suicide ...
Gilmer native's award-winning film headed to TV Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:32AMGilmer native David Kitchens, owner and 20-year veteran of California-based audio company Juniper Post, has teamed up with acclaimed cinematographer and director, Thomas L. Callaway and created a film called Broke Sky. Broke Sky has won many awards at film festivals over the last two years, and is now airing on the Independent Film Channel as Video on Demand.
Teen tween scene Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 12:15AMIt may not yet be spring, but it is spring vacation season -- a good time to see exactly what the younger generation is up to. In the model of its parent publication, Teen Vogue aims to make young girls yearn for the expensive clothes and upscale accessories that exist...
Who would you give an Oscar to? Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 7:06PMKathryn Bigelow has become the first woman to win the best directing Oscar. What did you think of this year's ceremony?
Long time friends create Web site to help guys ‘that need advice’ Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 6:03PMNAPLES —Two Lely High graduates have created a place “where the man is always right.”James Schlimmer and Andrew Monnot — friends for almost 20 years — are behind a new Web site, AManScorned.com.The 20-somethings, who met in sixth grade at East Naples Middle, can talk about anything, relationships included. But not all men have that kind of close friendship. So the duo decided to create an online ...
Angels center fielder Torii Hunter gets good news Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 4:41PMAngels center fielder Torri Hunter chats with owner Arte Moreno before a batting practice at spring training last week. ( Eric Risberg / Associated Press / February 23 , 2010 )
Angels center fielder Torii Hunter gets good news Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 4:37PMThe 'pop' he heard in his right groin was only scar tissue breaking up in the incision from his off-season surgery. When he slid too early into second, got his knee stuck in the dirt a bit and heard a "pop" in his right groin on Friday, Torii Hunter thought he had damaged something in the area that was repaired by a sports hernia operation last November.
Academy Awards night: Predictions, photos and tonight's full coverage Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 4:04PMNow that the Vancouver Olympics have faded to black, we can shine the spotlight back on that other Big O event.
Oscars 2010 Predictions Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 7:01AMJust scraping in, but decided it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t post my Oscar predictions (and hopefully the traditional running diary post Oscars). Listed below, each of the categories, who I think deserves to win and who I think will win. Feel free to post your predictions in the comments (in the 13 hours [...]
Oscar nominated Matt Damon looks to take on new challenges Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 4:28AMUniversal PicturesMatt Damon and director Paul Greengrass re-team for military thriller "Green Zone."You wouldn’t know it to look at him — he is one of those actors, like Robert Redford, who seem fated to be called “boyish” well into retirement...
Small Farms resident thinking big Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 4:03AM"As soon as white folks say a play is good, the theater is jammed with blacks and whites." -- American playwright August Wilson I was able to see how the other half lives when I drove to Gary the other day and entered Ben Clement's 4,600-square-foot mansion nestled in the city's Small Farms neighborhood. Clement, 53, is a lifetime bachelor who graduated from West Side High School and The Ohio ...
Husted: Off the beaten mountain paths but dear to fans of dearly departed Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 2:32AMSkiers who go off the beaten slopes in Aspen/Snowmass know about the shrines. They are ad hoc memorials to the famous and the beloved, tacked to the Aspen trees, hidden from view, visited by those who know about them and care about them.
Born to battle Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 2:21AMDevastated. That's the word Lori Gross, of Grabill, uses to describe how she and her husband, Scott, felt when the doctor diagnosed their 18-month-old daughter Mallory with Pompe disease.
Fallon talks about going on the road, Conan’s exit and pants on the ground Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 2:11AMmmy Fallon’s idea of celebrating a one-year anniversary consists of hopping an early-morning flight to Minneapolis, bumming around town for the afternoon and hitting the stage in the evening.
Jeff Rivera: Cabin Fever 2 Director, Eli Roth Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 8:56AMI had the opportunity to do an in-depth interview with horror film director, Eli Roth about his upcoming film, Cabin Fever 2, the sequel...
Copper Beech commemorates Read Across America Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 7:48AMCopper Beech Elementary had a famous feline visitor March 5, to commemorate Read Across America.
The complicated life of a tuba player Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 7:11AMWhen you are a tuba player, life can be, well, boring. If you happen to be the best tuba player around, you get all the gigs and look busy. For 37 years, Scott Irvine has been a freelance tuba player doing gigs with Dixieland, polka and clown bands.[...]
Academy Awards 2010: Who should win, why and why you should care Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 2:51AMLAKE TAHOE - A good friend of mine privy to film and what makes one good vs. bad vs. terrible once told me February is where movies go to die. This was in January, and the film in question was "Shutter Island." He figured Paramount Pictures' decision to delay the release of the latest Leo DiCaprio-Martin Scorsese concoction from late 2009 to a historically low box office turnout month meant the ...
Text your news or pictures (plus 'SLNEWS' or 'SLPICS') to 80360 Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 1:55AMMatt Groening may have convinced stars such as Danny Devito, Paul Newman, Sir Patrick Stewart and even Michael Jackson to appear on The Simpsons, but so far his attempts to woo the Tiger Lillies have gone without success.
NBC Picks Up Its Thursday-Night Comedies Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 12:40AMNBC announced Friday that it has picked up its Thursday-night comedies "30 Rock," "The Office" and "Community" for the 2010-11 season. The renewals follow the previously-announced green light for "Parks and Recreation" on Thursdays.
Depp’s Ditsy Hatter Talks Funny in Burton’s ‘Wonderland’: Film Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 11:31PMMarch 6 (Bloomberg) -- Tim Burton and Lewis Carroll would appear to be a match made in Wonderland. The director of “ Edward Scissorhands ” and the author of “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” are both masters at creating fantasy worlds brimming with colorful curiosities.
This year, drama plays big in the script for the Oscars Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 7:47PMYou have ex-spouses vying for the same trophy, the David and Goliath thing going for best picture, a more crowded field, and more catfights.
Who's a pretty boy? Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 7:18PMIt's another Furry Friday, with an array of pet pictures that Four Legs Good readers have emailed us or posted on our Facebook page (which you're all welcome to do). Every pet here is pretty wondrous looking.
Academy Awards 2010: who will win, who should win Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 7:02PMSit back and join your fellow Oscars-tragics as we provide an analysis of the Oscars field in every category.
HERstory month offers plethora of events Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 6:29PMThe Women’s Coordinating Council has planned several events for the month of March to celebrate National Women’s History Month.
Germans to debt-ridden Greeks: Sell the Acropolis. And a few islands. Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 6:09PMTwo German MPs have kicked up a furor in the Greek debt crisis by suggesting that Greece sell venerated icons such as the Acropolis as well as uninhabited islands.
INVASION OF PRIVACY: Tim "Foolery" Bojanowski looks to top former joke on The Lamron Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 4:17PMSome stories are last year's news, and senior Tim Bojanowski's is one of them. Bojanowski, a psychology major from East Aurora, N.Y., fooled the whole campus last spring by switching out real issues of that week's Lamron for ones he had collected from February 2008.
Missing Columbia student found dead Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 4:16PMA Columbia student, majoring in photography, was found dead on March 2 near Little Calumet River at 126th Street and Stony Island Avenue. The body was identified by the Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office as 20-year-old Jay Polhill, of Lena, Ill. Polhill was last seen outside of his University Center dormitory, 525 S. State St., on [...]
Fat Mike's iPhone Stolen In Buenos Aires Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 2:46PMFat Mike probably won't pull his iPhone out and start texting people again the next time he's in Argentina.
Today: H 0 /L -7 Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 1:49PMSome critics are left wondering, others saying it’s wonderful. Here are some excerpts from reviews of Alice in Wonderland.
GOP fundraising questioned Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 1:40AM44: | Dems slam RNC presentation that depicts Obama, Pelosi and Reid in a cartoonish way.
Naperville Central shifts to drama for 'Radium Girls' Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 12:01AMIt is not unusual for a theatrical production to delve into issues of illness, pain and injustice.
Moving on: a special request for a topic Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 11:20PMI was asked to write this article about my methodology for moving on and getting over someone ... I realized that I have no method.
Faith in Dark Colours Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 9:53PMUS band Faith No More were just in New Zealand and the bassist Billy Gould (who also runs US indie label Koolarrow Records) met with local director Shaun Garea and offered support for his latest film project 'A Dream of Dark Colours'.
Golden Choc-Tops: Best Cinematic Surprise and Best Non-Sexual Use of Food Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 9:22PMIt's chocky ice-creams for Paul Blart: Mall Cop -- not as shit as it looked -- and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs -- 3D food pr0n -- in Crikey
Jesuit priest James Martin moves in Mass, mass media Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 7:28PMJames Martin blogs about pop culture, appears on The Colbert Report and takes on a Jesus-dressing Lindsay Lohan.
A PEOPLE'S FAVOURITE Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:35PMTun Dr Siti Hasmah Mohamad Ali had just finished a lively discussion with faculty members of the Multimedia University when she turned up at the office of her husband Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad.
Do or Die comes through Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:04PMMICHIGAN CITY — There were a few snags, but members of Chicago rap group Do or Die came through for their Michigan City fans Tuesday night.
Someone finally found a use for Google Wave! Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:01PMCollege Humor helpfully parodies a Google video- though I still don’t ‘get’ Wave (I understand how it works, just not how it’s useful) this actually isn’t a bad intro. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Let's Get Naked Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 4:43PMSome 5,200 naked people embraced each other on the steps of Sydney's iconic Opera House.
Lookingglass Alice Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 1:51PMTo get the gossamer-light irony of Lewis Carroll on stage, you need a lot of people doing heavy labor, which is exactly what’s going on with Syracuse Stage’s current production of Lookingglass Alice . The Lookingglass Company of Chicago has been running Alice for three years, and to remount the show here it needed to revamp much of the venerable Archbold Theatre.
Flavor of the Week: The Accidental Chubby Chaser Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 12:52PMA FEW DATES into what would become our relationship, I determined that the look John gave me was a sort of hungry admiration. Not that he ever let himself get too hungry. The guy had never met a cheese plate he didn’t like.
Cop Out (Review) Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 12:36PMBuddy cop comedy a bad bust Kevin Smith teams up with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan to do a stand-up riff on buddy pictures in the action-crime genre, and the guys are game jokesters all. Smith has plugged into the pre-release h
Library stages event honoring Dr. Seuss' birthday, literary work Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 8:21AMTuesday was the 106th birthday of Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss. Annually for Read Across America Week, the library gives a party to honor Seuss with refreshments, games and a reading of his works.
Introducing TiVo(R) Premiere, the One Box to Rule Them All Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 7:44AMNew Box Offers a Stunning New HD Experience That Blows Away Any Other Cable Set-Top Box TiVo Opens Up the Box to Pandora Internet Radio, Maximizing the TiVo Music Experience