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Karen Russo, Sac Union Columnist Thursday, January 8, 2009 @ 3:20AMYesterday – up until late afternoon – the terrorists focused their attention on Ashkelon and Ashdod, so Beersheba was quiet, up until about 4:30, anyway, when a Grad missile hit somewhere near Ben Gurion University of the Negev. I only know that because someone who was near there told me.
Jewish film fest kicks off with a coming of age Thursday, January 8, 2009 @ 1:13AMIf this is January, it must be time for the 18th annual Tucson Jewish Film Festival.
An open letter to Israel Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 11:52PMLike Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, you, Israel, have proved once more what ruthless schmucks you are for Tuesday hitting Palestinians near a U.N. School in Gaza . Only there’s nothing funny about this.
Best Congressional Investigation Ever Reveals Hulk Hogan To Be A "Terrible" Wrestler Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 11:46PMWith no real fanfare, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., has finished up his investigation of steroids in professional wrestling.
Nightcaps Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 3:45PMI had three parties to hit one December night. Maybe the stores were taking a hit from the bad economy, but it wasn’t cutting down on the number of people partying.
NPR Photographer Gets Close-Up Of Conflict Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 3:12PMPhotojournalist David Gilkey spoke with Corey Flintoff via telephone Tuesday from Israel. Gilkey had just returned from a reporting trip to Sderot, one of the Israeli towns near the border with Gaza. Here are some excerpts from the interview.
Open Casting Call for Young Men for Upcoming Universal Pictures Comedy Starring Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin and Steve ... Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 12:05PM -
SF Weekly Letters Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 12:01PM Outlandish Free parking: Oh, please. San Francisco is supposed to give promoters space in Golden Gate Park to make money [" Outside Lands Ouster? ," Peter Jamison, Sucka Free Ci...
Golden Globes Predictions Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 10:36AMGolden Globes Predictions
RCT-8 Deploys To Iraq Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 4:55PMFor the second day this week, a group of marines and sailors packed their bags for a deployment to Iraq. Once in Al Anbar Province the 200 members of the Regimental Combat Team 8 will assist Iraq’s civil and military authorities.
Eartha Kitt’s Philippine connection Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 4:00PMOnce upon a time, in the ancient monastery of Montserrat, on a mountain outside Barcelona, my reflections on things religious were jolted when one of the few monks who spoke English sought me out and invited me for coffee in his cell at merienda time.
Study: Teens On MySpace Engage In Risky Behavior Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 3:09PMA new study finds that teens using social networking Web sites are engaging in risky online behavior.
Urban Planner: January 6, 2009 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 12:26PM MUSIC: Tuesdays are instrumental surf nights at Mitzi’s Sister —no doubt due to the booking inclinations of Dodge Fiasco drummer Sean Dignan. This week the crazy carnival of sound Camp Combo plays, with Great Bob Scott on drums, Rachel Melas on bass, Nichol Robertson on guitar, and Fred Spek leading on sax and vocals. Mitzi’s Sister ( 1554 Queen Street West ), 10 p.m., ...
National News Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 12:17PMThe Baltimore Jewish Times is a preeminent publication in North America, covering regional community issues and news with quality award-winning journalism, including Israel news, opinion, and analysis, giving a unique perspective.
Minoru to release 3D Webcam January 8th Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 12:06PM Webcams have increased their ability to offer video at greater resolutions giving consumers the ability to see someone online as if they were right there next to them. Well, I suppose it’s not that real because it’s not like the image is in 3D. That is until a webcam offers images in 3D and that’s [...]
Fantasy favorites on ice Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 11:43AMST. LOUIS - Disney will bring four favorite tales to the ice in its Worlds of Fantasy show. Disney On Ice presents "Worlds of Fantasy" from Wednesday through Sunday at the Scottrade Center.
How Dish TV is striving to stay ahead Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 1:52AMBereft of conventional first-mover advantages, Dish TV is striving to stay ahead with depth and width. It is time to monetise both, and then some. There is a new mirth, laced with a hint of snigger, pervading the Dish TV office in Film City, the one in Noida, on the outskirts of Delhi.
Buskers to wed at midnight Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 10:01PMNew Zealand funnyman and self-proclaimed freak Sam Wills will marry British busker Felicity Redman in a romantic but quirky ceremony at midnight on Friday (9 January).
New Study: Teens On MySpace, Facebook Engage In Risky Behavior Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 9:21PMA new study finds that teens using social networking Web sites are engaging in risky online behavior.
Which gadgets do you want to learn more about? Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 11:56AM
Twitter hit by phishing and spam attacks Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 10:41AMSocial networking site Twitter...
Stephen Fry hit by Twitter ID hack Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 10:34AMHackers are targeting Twitter users in a bid to steal personal information, says Sophos.
BT Vision vows to tackle slow takeup Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 9:57AMFormer Hollywood director Dan Marks tells Rupert Neate BT vision will be a hit despite snails pace growth.
Sophos warns of Twitter attacks Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 9:53AMTwitter users have been warned of an evolving attack that tries to fool them into giving away personal information and opens them up to online fraud. Security company Sophos said it had received reports that people were getting direct messages that purported to be from friends, with links saying they can view pictures or blogs about themselves and even win an iPod.
Sophos warns of Twitter attacks Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 9:03AM Dinah Greek, Computeract!ve , Monday 5 January 2009 at 14:49:00 Stolen personal details could leave Twitter users vulnerable to further cyber attacks Twitter users have been warned of an evolving attack that tries to fool them into giving away personal information and opens them up to online fraud....
Stephen Fry hit by Twitter ID hack Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 8:52AM Hoax iPhone email sent to members Hackers are targeting Twitter users in a bid to steal personal information, says Sophos.
John Farr: The Value Of "Milk", and The Best Gay-Themed Movies By Farr Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 1:51AMFor me, seeing "Milk" was a transformative experience because: -It restored my belief that Hollywood can make quality pictures that have broad appeal. -It reminded...
Nachbaur humbled by hall of fame recognition Sunday, January 4, 2009 @ 11:55PMIt had been awhile since Don Nachbaur was at centre ice to start a game.Nachbaur, the head coach of the Tri-City Americans, had one of those weekends he won’t soon forget.The Prince George native split the importance between his team taking four points from a doubleheader at CN Centre and a pre-game ceremony to recognize his induction into the Prince George Sports Hall of Fame.On Friday, ...
Regardless of whether the Sunday, January 4, 2009 @ 9:46PM Regardless of whether the planet is warming or not, regardless of whether we caused it or not you can GUARANTEE that those who use the most energy will be the least effected and those who use the least will suffer the most. Climate change is irrelevant. There is no way for the entire human population to live at the levels that the west expects. We have ALWAYS been happy to exploit other ...
ORIENTAL WHIRL: Ada in comedy Sunday, January 4, 2009 @ 5:51PMADA Choi has turned Superwoman, her alter-ego being the lead in Hong Kong TVB’s latest serial.
Great X-pectations Sunday, January 4, 2009 @ 2:22AMForget Wolverine. The real claws Liev Schreiber has to worry about are the ones unsheathed by fanboys ready to carve him for being too "urbane, dorky and out-of-shape" to portray the villainous Sabretooth. (His words, not mine.)
Music Review: Ludacris - Theater of the Mind Saturday, January 3, 2009 @ 9:35AMExit Stage Luda with this "theatrical" record. When the house lights go down to start Ludacris’ Theater of the Mind, an ensemble cast takes to the stage and delivers a performance that is mostly comedic, sometimes sharp, sometimes funky, and often very entertaining. Unfortunately, Luda’s sixth studio album lacks a certain punch and finds the artist often forcing himself into sharp...
Music Review: Ludacris - Theater of the Mind Saturday, January 3, 2009 @ 9:25AMExit Stage Luda with this "theatrical" record. When the house lights go down to start Ludacris’ Theater of the Mind, an ensemble cast takes to the stage and delivers a performance that is mostly comedic, sometimes sharp, sometimes funky, and often very entertaining. Unfortunately, Luda’s sixth studio album lacks a certain punch and finds the artist often forcing himself into sharp...
10 great films -- and 10 lousy ones Saturday, January 3, 2009 @ 2:48AMSome years pass by quickly, without leaving big footprints, without serving up a ration of extraordinary moments. 2008 was not one of those years. 2008 seemed long, and rich, and full of stuff.
Las Vegas Sun Saturday, January 3, 2009 @ 12:11AMThey say laughter is the best medicine, so what better to cure a nasty hangover than a 75-minute session with doctor of comedy David Spade.
Friday Night SmackDown! Friday 8/7 ET East Rutherford, New Jersey Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 11:45PMGood evening ladies and gentleman. I hope you all enjoyed your holidays and celebrated the New Year in a stylish fashion, but now it’s time to Layeth the SmackDown as this is the first show of 2009 ! It only gets better from here on out as the new year brings us new rivalries, matches, etc, not to mention, the Road to WrestleMania 25!
Truly unforgettable Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 5:07PMIt was a wedding that had everything — romantic venue, guests from four continents, beautiful scenery, thunder, lightning, rain, freezing temperatures and a blackout. The bride had just walked down the aisle for the garden reception when rain came pouring down.
On-line personal information could cost you a job Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 4:54PMSubmitted by WWAY on 2 January 2009 - 6:42pm. READ MORE: With nearly six thousand people unemployed in New Hanover County alone, getting a job can be difficult.
And now the Oscar for best movie blurb! Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 4:41PMGiant movie ads fill papers as the Oscar race kicks into high gear.
Teacher pores over 100 years of McHi history Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 1:33PMMcALLEN - In 1913, McAllen High School celebrated the graduation of its first class of four seniors with a small gathering.
Teacher pores through 100 years of McHi history Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 1:24PMMcALLEN - In 1913, McAllen High School celebrated the graduation of its first class of four seniors with a small gathering.
MMFF draws raves, rants Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 11:14AMMANILA, Philippines—Are the movies of the 2008 Metro Manila Film Festival really better than the previous years’?
Tributes to a titan Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 5:21AMFor decades Helen Suzman fought a brave battle against the Nats and their dastardly policies. Both inside and outside parliament, she was truly a giant, writes Group Editor-in-Chief Peter Sullivan
Keeping It Real Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 4:17AMKathleen Madigan is a top comedian in her own right. But she may be secondarily known for dating two other comedians, Lewis Black and Ron White.
‘08 leaves behind memories Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 4:07AMBLUEFIELD — What is it now with everyone trying to anoint something or someone or some year as the greatest ever? 2008 was definitely a fun year in sports, but the greatest ever? Maybe it is to some folks, at least until next year, when ‘09 will probably earn the moniker of ‘greatest ever.’
Vampires, preteen pain come off deadly serious Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 2:01AM I look at young people who affect the Goth look. I assume they want to keep a distance and make a statement. The leather can be taken off, the tattoos not so easily. It is relatively painless to pierce many body areas, not all. Photo caption: Kare Hedebrant stars as Oskar in “Let the Right One In,” a bleak tale of vampires and adolescence. Photo by Magnolia Pictures
Maegan Carberry: From Iowa to Inauguration (Vol. 4): A Retrospective on the Precariousness of Primary Politics Friday, January 2, 2009 @ 1:41AMThis post is the fourth in a week-long series. In an effort to remind people of the absurdity that dictates who makes the most important...
So long, it’s been good to know ya Thursday, January 1, 2009 @ 11:09PMYep, it’s time for ole Dubya to mosey on down the trail, droppin’ his “g’s” as he goes. Be headin’ back to the Lone Star State where it all began, where the legend was born. After all he’s done, that boy needs a good long rest.
Women better than men at controlling their lust Thursday, January 1, 2009 @ 8:21PMPervy men are more acceptable in our culture than pervy women, writes Emily Maguire.
Women better than men at controlling their lust Thursday, January 1, 2009 @ 8:06PMPervy men are more accepatable in our culture than pervy women, writes Emily Maguire.