My Funny Picture

Funny jokes for you to laugh at & answer?

1:How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2:How do you confuse a blonde? 3:What did the moron say when he saw cheerios? 4:What do you call a pool full of black people? Yo mama's so stupid when she won a xbox, she got a box and put a x on it. Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, it turned to skittles. Yo mama's so fat when god said "let there be light" he said "move out of the way." Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom & peed on herself. Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over glass to see what's on the other side. Yo mama's so fat i took a picture of her last christmas & it's still printing. Yo mama's so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled "taxi". Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo mama's so black, when she stepped out of the car, the oil light came on. Yo mama's so poor she used to have color t.v. until she ran out of crayons. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued. Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the tv i missed 3 commercials. 1:Three-one to hold the bulb & two turn the chair. 2:Put her in a round room & tell her to sit in the corner. 3:"Look, donut seeds!" 4:A tar pit.

Public Comments

1. 2: How do you confuse a blonde? scroll down scroll up ^ l
2. 4:What do you call a pool full of black people? Coco pops yo mama's so dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept yo mama's so fat she fell in love, and broke it yo mama's so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck halfway yo mama's so hairy you got carpet burn when you were born
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4. 1: How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! They are retards, right? XD
5. 3:What did the moron say when he saw cheerios? A: Why are English people in my cereal box?