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What are some funny questions I can ask as a joke in this prank call?

So I am going to make a video prank calling a music store and I want to sound as normal as possible, but asking ridiculous questions about a drum set. For example, one idea I had was "how do I tune the drumsticks and cymbals?" What are some other funny ones? Thanks.

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1. youtube has pretty good prank vids...
2. Ask him if it's safe to drum while driving. How many amps you would need to purchase for the drum set. Also you should ask if you couldn't find your drum sticks could you substitute sausages instead.
3. Don't say this but it might be funny: Ok I got the cymbals clashing someone now how can i tune his/her voice? You might say this: You: I want a refund Store Manager: Why? You: My guitar has a hole in it!
4. Try asking this: - Do you know the drum sticks? They, of course, say: - Yes And then you say: - Well then, you can take that drum and stick it where the sun don't shine.