My Funny Picture

Caption this picture? Best one gets 10 points :)?

Basically you have to right a funny caption for the picture below: http://blog.buzzflash.com/files/images/bush_turkey.jpg I'll show an example of a picture with a funny caption: http://files.sharenator.com/fat_kids_funny_caption_funny_fat_people-s500x400-61684.jpg So just answer with a funny caption for the one I provided and the funniest one gets 10 points! :) Btw, the second picture wasn't supposed to offend overweight people, I'm overweight myself so it's all good(:

Public Comments

1. "Tom the turkey wanted to express his gratitude for being pardoned by President Bush."
2. bird: i knew i was cockier than that fool! <3
3. Mh-hmm. There you go.
4. Wow they are right, humans do taste like chicken!!!
5. And I jizzed in my PANTS.
6. "one of the many species that would make a better president than bush"
7. Turkey: hey what's that tiny thing in there? Is that a worm? Oooo yummy!
8. "Wow, this is the only action I'll ever get!"
9. Mmm... this is the tastiest cock fight i have ever been in :)
10. the first time that Bush ever got head that wasn't from a plastic doll... -no offense to those who like bush...-
11. "I'll gobble to that!" I know it doesn't make much sense but it's all I can think of.
12. is that it? ive seen more meat on a toothpick