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My annoying, mean sister?

My sister used to be awesome, but lately she's turned into a butt. It's been about 6 months since my parents got a divorce, and ever since she's been just a pain to be around. It's not like it's been an ugly divorce. It was at first, but my Mom and Dad are friends now. She's always kicking at my dog, saying he needs to be put to sleep, yet her two little snots can bark, chew, and dig all they want and their just fine. She's always hinting that I'm fat, and EVERYTIME I eat, whether it's a donut or a banana, she's make a remark about eating so much. She says I'm lazy, stupid, and I'll never make it in college because homeschoolers are stupid. I'm fed up with her crap and needed ideas for a good prank to pull on her. Not something too mean, and I don't want anyone to get hurt. She has a car, a job, a boyfriend, and she goes to college if that helps, but I don't want to mess those up too seriously. Also, she's 20 if that helps. And yes, she still lives at home. and don't leave comments saying I'm mean, I need to just suck it up, like seriously, if you had to listen to her mouth, complaining and griping all day, you'd want some revenge too. Haha, just did the salt prank, she'll get it in the morning :D I need more pranks though. And yes, I live with my Mom, and my Dad lives next door. My Mom favors her more even though she's always griping at my Mom for never buying groceries, eating her tv dinners, letting her dogs dig and get muddy, not doing her laundry, and she's also like $1500 in debt from what she spend on my Mom's credit card. She's always threatenting to move out, but when we pack her bags for her she says she was kidding. The laxatives are a great idea XD But she has bad irritable bowel syndrome, and I'm afraid to give her anything that will cause her explosive diarrhea, etc.

Public Comments

1. do you live with one of your parents? Then turn it over to them%
2. Nice. My sister is like that to. When I was a baby, she loved me, but now we hate each other. Ive never been successful with pranks, but I can tell you a good one. Its easy. Do you know what her favorite food is? Actually, just take all the food that she might eat and hide it. Its funny to watch her freak out.
3. Next time you get your hair cut, have it washed and take it home in a paper towel. Then, use the hair to put in her pockets, socks, purse, or wherever. Hilarious! Or get salt and wet her toothbrush and put in on her toothbrush. When it dries she won't see it and it will confuse her. Or get a raisin and cut it in half squeeze out a little toothpaste, put the half raisin in the toothpast tube and then cover it with some toothpaste. When she squeezes it out it will look like a bug! Ugh! so funny! I have done all of these to my brother. he put a homemade bumper sticker on my car.... it is always in good humor but so funny!
4. WOW! i think you should put some laxative in her food or drinks but dont put so much in u dont want her to poop out her anus lol