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What is the best adhesive to glue a plastic dildo to a car hood?

This is a prank that is well deserved revenge, so if anyone has done this, or anything. I am expecting a good laugh. Ok one we used gorilla glue today and failed. Second, this individual has no paint on his hood.

Public Comments

1. Gorilla glue. You need something with elasticity, unlike crazy glue.
2. animal semen.
3. That would be completely illegal. We are not allowed to discuss illegal activities here. Also, if the car owner presses charges against you, it will probably be a FELONY. Because the entire front of the car would need to be repainted. This decision would be up to the police, not you and your moronic friends. Don't come crying to us when you're all in prison.