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i need to get revenge on a douchbag. any good car pranks?

basically...he was talking to three girls at once. i was one of them. he also flirts with me all the time and now he has a gf....and i found out hes been telling ppl i like him and i text him allll the time saying i miss him and i want to get with him ! NOT TRUE AT ALL. so i told him off last week, but my friends suggest we get revenge and trash his car. nothing illegal or permanently damaging, of course. were already saran wrapping and sticking nasty things in it, writing on windows, and toilet papering. and dont tell me not to do it cause im an angry girl right now hahah. any ideas? (:

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1. Take dog poo, or you own lol, and stick it up inside the car door handle. So when he goes to open his door, he gets crap all over his hands!
2. Well once you've saran-wrapped the car, you can spray-paint graffiti on it! That would freak me out really bad because for a second I'd think you'd ruined the paint, but it'll come off as soon as he takes off the wrap. That way you can tell him why you did it, or what you think of him, or whatever.
3. take a dump on the driver seat, get some on the inside of the door handle, and on the backside of the steering wheel. inside the glove compartment would be good, because it would get hot and old. if he has a storage thingy in between the front seats, there would be good too. poop is the best way. and use the toilet paper you used to wipe and drape it over the rear view mirror
4. here are some ideas: 1) take a semi-permanent spray and spray "I'M A TOOL" all over his car 2) watch the movie John Tucker Must Die and do something where they video tape him being a douche and frame him with the 3 other girls as allies on your side 3) (if ur in school) take embarrasing pictures of him and throw those pictures all over the school floor, so when people pick them up, they will see.... 4) hang his underwear in places where they shouldnt be hung..... 5) or...get a really hot guy to pretend to be your bf and make him jealous. (gay guys are the hottest...and they will do anything to make a straight guy cry...)-just a tip
5. Don't do it! If you get caught, it is really embarrassing. Trust me, its happened to me! Not worth it!
6. cut the brake line that would be funny joking peanut butter under the door handle oil the saran wrap his phone number on the window hide a fish in it the more it stinks the better wet the seats you can tie a baby doll to his muffler so when he pulls off, it looks like he's dragging a baby. but hide it under the car do something to the inside of the windshield hard to clean that hope i helped
7. Put bologna or balogny. IDK how to spell it. Put it on his car on a hot day when he takes it off it will leave a nice big polka dot. Also laffy taffy in his window on a hot day when he tries to take it off it will break his window.