My Funny Picture

Wrote a story. Need ideas to finish? Do you like what I have so far?

Chapter 1 ~ Dresses “Does this dress make my butt look like Texas?” Claudia asked, twirling around in a to-die-for purple dress that fit her curves PERFECTLY. “I think ‘Texas’ is an understatement, my dear. Your butt looks like a flipping elephant on steroids.” Jordyn said jokingly, snickering silently. Claudia threw a box of high heels that matched the dress at Jordyn’s face. “Whoaaa. Mrowr! Cat fight.” Erica said, joining Jordyn in the laughter. Claudia mumbled something unintelligent, even though she knew her two best friends were only joking. “Watch your language!” Jordyn yelled in her face, tauntingly. That split the tension, they all started cracking up, and they ended up on the floor, almost to the point where they were about to wet themselves because they were laughing so hard. “CUT!!!” the director (Zack) screamed. “What did we do wrong NOW?” The three gals said in unison. “Nothing… You were perfect. There was a fly continuously buzzing around Jordyn’s cute little head, and I didn’t want it blocking her face.” Zack said with a wink. “Oh, for the love of God, Zack! Enough with the sweet talk! It’s getting you NO WHERE. I’m not gonna go out with you – not now, not ever. Please get that through your thick, stubborn, fat head.” Jordyn said for the millionth time in the past 4 months. Maybe I should explain? On Valentine’s Day, Jordyn received a homemade card from Zack, asking her to be his girlfriend, in a crude way. “Hey hot stuff. Wanna hook up? You’re looking mighty fiiineee. I love you, sexy mama.” One of the many reasons that she declined within a heartbeat is because 1. Nobody talks to her that way. 2. She wants someone athletic, smart, funny, romantic, and a gentleman. Not a dumb, fat, couch potato who talks to her like she’s some kind of trophy. She thought she knew him like the back of her hand, but what she didn’t know, was that he was actually a stalker, who slept in her over sized closet every single night… He was even creeping through her window when she was asleep, taking pictures of her in her PJs, and posting them all over the internet saying that she was his girlfriend. Am I creeping you out yet? Hah. I haven’t even gotten to the good part. Chapter 2 ~ McDonalds Claudia, Erica, and Jordyn went home from work together, and decided to stop at McDonalds to get sundaes (with extra fudge & peanuts, duh). “Eeeessh! He’s such a creeper! How have you put UP with him for the past 4 months, Jordle?” Erica said, using her nickname for her. “Agreed, Zack is such a freak…” Claudia murmured while sprinkling peanuts on top of her sundae. “I just try to ignore him…” Jordyn said, beginning to stare off into space. Erica and Claudia thought they were having a healthy conversation with her… Until they realized she wasn’t responding to any of their questions. “What are you looking a – ohmydearsweetlord.” Claudia whispered, thinking she recognized his face; she wore an expression that could only be shock. “Huh? What ar– holy crap.” Erica said, as her eyes became the size of the moon. Jordyn’s eyes were glued to the majorly hawt guy that just walked into McDonalds… With his dirty blonde hair that does that amazing flippy thing, GORGEOUS wolf-blue eyes that you could spot from a mile away, a tall (I’m talkin’ 5’11’’), muscular body, and an adorable country accent, he was flawless. He was waiting in line, and the three girls got up at the exact same time to go and talk to him. The guy smiled at them when they walked up to him, and began flirting. While talking with the mysterious, gorgeous guy, they found out that his name was Colton, he would start going to FMMS after Winter Break, he was Jordyn’s age, he was on both the basketball and football team for their school, he was in band, AND he’s single. Jordyn was beginning to hyperventilate. It seemed like only Jordyn had the nerves to talk to him for more than 30 seconds, because Erica and Claudia were still blinded by his beauty. So they made an excuse to go to the bathroom, and gush about him to themselves. “Hey, uh.. We have to pee.” Claudia said, trying to get away from Colton as fast as possible. “Yeah, like, I’m about to explode.” Erica agreed. “Well, if you gotta go… You gotta go. So go.” Jordyn said, shooing them away. When they were gone, Colton asked Jordyn if she wanted to ride on the back of his motorcycle with him to the movies to see the new 3D horror/thriller. Of course, she said yes. But, being the ditz she is, Jordyn completely forgot about letting her besties know about her taking off with Colton... Chapter 3 ~ Broken Nose When Erica and Claudia came out of the bathroom, they were shocked to see that Colton and Jordyn weren’t there. “She is such a total blonde, leaving us like that.” Claudia said, rolling her eyes. “Yeah, she could’ve atleast SAID something…” Erica agreed, crossing her arms. They went outside, to see if they were playing on the Ronald McDonald Play House thing, because knowing Jordyn, she would do that. She’s childish and immature like that. ;D They were saddened to see that Jordyn wasn’t around… Claudia texted her for the 5th time in the past 10 minutes, beginning to worry. Jordyn always texted back. ALWAYS. “Where do you think she went!?” Claudia said, nervously. “I have no idea… But she’s lucky. That Colton guy was finneeee.” Erica said, playing with a strand of her luscious hair. “Well, you know Jordyn… She always gets the hotties.” Claudia said, with a sigh. “Blech her life.” Erica said, narrowing her eyes, while opening the door for Claudia to leave McDonalds. “Mmhm.” Claudia said, still wondering how in the world it was possible that someone THAT hot could’ve actually taken the time to talk to her and her friends. She quit day-dreaming about it, and they went in the car, and drove home. Meanwhile, Colton and Jordyn were enjoying their movie together. Well. They weren’t exactly paying attention to the movie, if you catch my drift. Once the movie was over, Jordyn took off her 3D glasses, and “accidentally” dropped them, so she could do the whole Legally Blonde bend-and-snap thing. But, being the gentleman he is, Colton scooped down and tried to get them too. Naturally, they bumped heads and Colton’s nose started bleeding. “OHMYGOD!! I’M SO SORRY!! HOW CAN I HEL--” “JORDYN. IT’S FINE.” Colton cut her off with a nasty look. “Obviously, you’re not fine; blood is dripping from your nose!” Jordyn exclaimed, angry at herself. “It was an accident, it’s chill! You can stop worrying!” Colton said. He disappeared into the boy’s bathroom and came out a few seconds later with a bunch of toilet paper bunched up, resting on his nose. “I think it’s broken.” Colton said, his voice nasally because it was clogged up. “Great.” Jordyn let the sarcasm flow thick. ‘Smooth, Jordyn. Real smooth,’ she thought. Chapter 4 ~ Shocking surprise? :o After the whole broken nose incident, Colton managed to drive Jordyn home. Colton left without saying a goodbye, and Jordyn slammed the front door after walking in so loud, it caused her dogs to start barking. “SHUT UP!!!” She screamed to Hershey and Dooley. They didn’t. -_- Jordyn ran to her room and flew onto her bed, grabbed her pillow, and went to sleep listening to Kiss a Girl – Keith Urban(;. At around 4 in the morning, she woke up with a jerk, remembering she wasn’t supposed to sleep in her contacts. She jumped up from her bed, and ran to the bathroom, and took them out. She also remembered that she was supposed to go to Carowinds with Colton on Friday. That cheered her up a ton. Jordyn began contemplating over what to wear in her mind. But, that just didn’t cut it. She would open her closet, take out all the cute clothes she owned, try them all on, and decipher which one looked the best on her. She walked slowly to the closet, day-dreaming (well, I guess it was technically morning-dreaming…) about how their date would go. She opened the closet door, and just about had a heart attack when she saw that Zack was asleep, on her closet floor. She started screaming her head off, and she went to go find her crowbar. Zack woke up, startled from the random screaming. He realized he’d been caught, and he went to go jump out of the window. In the process, his shirt got caught on a window shard, and while he was dangling out the window, he also found out that he was about 40 feet off of the ground. Jordyn ran back to her room with the crowbar, and Zack saw her, spazzed out, and fell from the window. He landed on the concrete patio with a large SPLAT. Jordyn thought he was dead, but she didn’t really care. Little did she know, Zack was merely unconscious, plotting revenge in his slumber. This is only the beginning to my story. I was extreeemeelyyy bored. Need ideas for the rest of the story? :D

Public Comments

1. i love chapter 2, it really shows more detail and conversations that is reallly good. you made a few spelling and grammer mistakes, which is very small but if you reread it you might find it.