My Funny Picture

wut u think of this?? i dont think it too funny tho wut ur opinioin?

A kindergarten teacher asked her students to draw pictures of what Christmas meant to them. One little boy drew a manger scene but included a large, jolly, fat man. His teacher said, "Oh, I see you included Santa Claus with Mary, Joseph and little Jesus." But the little boy shook his head. "That's not Santa," he said, frustrated his teacher hadn't recognized the other person. "Okay. Then who is it?" the teacher asked. "Don't you know? He's the guy from Silent Night. You know, 'Round John Virgin!' In order to help bring the English language in line with the European Monetary Union's standards by 2005, the phrase "to spend a penny" is to be decommissioned, and phased out by the end of this year. The approved new terminology will be "euro-nating". 20 dollars Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me". His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill". So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc. Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket." She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars". "Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers:LOL! The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Q: Why did the blonde hold her hands tightly over her ears? A: She was trying to hold on to a thought! Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: I'm sooo drunk! A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at the hair salon and asked for a hair cut, but instructed that the hairstylist could not take the headphones off. After a while, the blonde appeared to have fallen asleep in the chair, so the stylist removed the headphones and the blonde dropped dead! Confused at what happened, the hairstylist tried on the headphones and heard, "Breath in, breath out.." A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because ur finger's broken!!

Public Comments

1. I like the "round John virgin" joke the best!!! 8/10 and a star!
2. the last jokes is the best!!