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what do I wear to this random cows funeral!?

Hi poodles! Oh my god, the other day one of my friends, or whatever, died of like.....cancer, or something funny. Anyway, the fat cow dropped dead during Gym, and now we all have to go to her funeral. That totally sucks because I just got a rare spa treatment reservation at this Spa where all these celebrities go. Anyway, I had to cancel, so I was totally depressed. Until, I learnt that Aran Miller, that fat girl’s brother, is totally CUTE! I mean, he's serious arm candy; and would definitely bring out my cheek bones in the Prom pictures. So the fat chick’s death is the best thing that’s happened to me in ages! Thank the lord she had a congenital heart disease! Anyway, dead girls brother is toats sad, so I was thinking of doing a number at the funeral to cheer him up. I could also give some stupid bogus speech about how his dead sister looked up to me, and idolized me. Anyway, I'll sing this 12 minute rendition of "Dancing Queen", and might even wear roller skates! I'm making posters as we speak, and am inviting people from Song BMG, I really want a record deal. Anyway, what should I wear? First I was thinking of gold sequence, then I thought I should wear a version of that white skirt Kylie Minogue wore, but I'm just totally confused. What about a leopard skinned bikini? I just came back from Barbados, so I have a lovely tan. Thanks kittens! Love XOXO

Public Comments

1. white skirt
2. Ok..leopard skin bikini. Just the bottom but...you can blame the lack of additional wardrobe on the economy or that the beast was moulting at the time or whatever. Bring a basket of doves to release. White doves show you care and that always goes down well with cute brothers....Although I notice you mention your friend had excellent protein retention around the hips, so you might consider up-sizing to a box trailer full of rabid pelicans. Roller skates are so last year. Pogo sticks are in....but wear safety glasses....or the top. .