My Funny Picture - So you want to be a Psychologists or do you?

So you want to be a Psychologists or do you?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older ... they were cramming for their finals! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Clones are people two. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman number There is another one

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I do want to be one yes, but these are the questions you should ask under do you want to be a politician, Have you heard of Question time?
1. so the lid doesn't warp off in the wet soil. 2.because they don't, noone wins. 3. because the moisture is still in it, when it isn't in the bottle it has to dry doesn't it. 4.because noone knows what will happen and not all doctors are 100% correct. 5. they make you broker ok i got borde..lol nice list
hahahaha my fave is probably: If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? but isnt filipino actually spelt philipino as the countrys are the phillippines? or is that the whole point? eek dont eat me and u have to nail down the coffin door so the person who is actually in a coma but no -one knows who is in the coffin can't get out, hahahaha
Some good ones there.
These are good,lol,X 'Marks' the spot ,a kiss is treasure,!!
Haha. Some of these questions really made me think. Great list. The Bible joke was really funny
It isn't necessarily considered necessary, but usually it is because it prevents embarrassing accidents such as the coffin being dropped and the body falling out, or someone taking the body or damaging it etc. Because it doesn't happen very often. It may have happened that someone claiming to be a psychic has won the lottery, if you mean why isn't this a regular occurrence because if they're psychics then surely they can see into the future? then no because there's no such thing as a real psychic. Because it has a lid which keeps in the moisture. If the lid is removed then it's likely to dry and stick to the inside. Why not? Often one word has many semantics. Again, the semantics thing. I don't understand the question but there will be some logical reason, people don't make planes out of any old material just for the hell of it. Yes No No, cows can't laugh anyway There isn't a speed of dark, dark is just when there is no light, so it's stationary. Why not? If you really want the true meaning of the word 'abbreviated' then do your research and look at the origins of words in the English language. No No The others are in return the 'we'. So we are here to help others, and others are here to help us. Good for you... Possibly I've no idea who said that but there's no use in calling them a fool. In many ways that's a sensible rule to go by. Probably Either their natural hair colour (they will have hair on other parts of the body) or it will be left unfilled. That isn't really a 'should' or 'shouldn't' situation - it's up to the individual woman You seem to have answered this question yourself but otherwise there are hundreds of reasons why this may be, if it's true at all, and again it's down to the individual. In case anyone who visits the Post Office recognises the offender and can help the police in their investigations. If you want to write to men then go ahead. No idea, ask someone who knows science really well. If they are a clone of a human then indeed. It depends on what he said. If he stated false information then yes. If he stated correct information then no. Ok then. That probably made them giggle. No. Well they have meat flavoured cat food, I suppose it all amounts to the same thing, as a mouse is meat and the food being specifically mouse flavoured wouldn't result in the cat being pleasured any more immensely than usual as a result. Bubble wrap perhaps. Oh dear. Who knows that they do? and who do you mean by 'they'? and it's probably to protect whoever gives the injection. Too many possibilities and uncertainties. Probably not. Depends on the individual cannibal. No it's a business. I don't know, try to google it but you might not get anywhere. I don't know. Why do so many young people? Again this is too vague and has too many possibilities and uncertainties. It might be for the atmosphere. Why not? Why not? Apparently 'O' is a hug although that isn't as widely used. Try wikipedia and other informational sites, you might find the answer. Why not? It can also be spelt starting with 'Ph' They aren't always, but again you should do some online research to find this out, there was probably a reason when this used to be the case. Nowadays they actually write the year in numbers.
HA! Those are funny!! I like the fat people go skinny dipping one. I totally lol ed
...and come to think of it. How did the 'Keep Off The Grass' sign get there?...and what does cheese say when it's having its photo taken?
Well Mark not only jokes but thoughts for the day and things to ponder over, well done they were great and all enjoyed, thanks.
These were awesome!! Thanks.
Hat off to Mark!
1 zombies!!!!! lol idk 2 i know right!!!!! 3 maby because the bottle has some sort of coating 4 so true.... 5 wow that's weird. 6 um that's also weird i was just talking about that the other day, ok think about how many planes there are in the u.s and all over the world, and how many crash... not many so it would cost ALOT to make every plane indestructible. 7 ha ha idk 8 ohhh i don't know probably not because its still one person 9 no, unless it was drinking milk.....=P 9 hmmm i don't know 10 that's funny but once again...clueless 11 lol! 12 hmmm no, well now yes 13 to help us 14 ooh 15 ha ha 16 ha ha idk....dummy 17 lol no they take tea breaks!!!! 18 i guess the original hair color before it was shaved 19 definitely... 20 lol so true... 21 i dont know!!!! ha ah 22 hmmm i dont know.... 23 i get it!! they are peopl "two" 24 yes!!!!! 25 yeah if only more people knew that 26 smart dad.... 27 lol! sure.... 28 you should look in to that.... 29 bubble wrap!!!!! 30 lol! 31 so true!!! 32 yes.. very true 33 yes yes it is... 34 seriously... 35 ha 36 hmmm i dont know but thats funny 37 because the way it started was a man and his daughter, wendy were eating and she said her hamburger was boring so the man opend up wendys and made the burger square. 38 idk.... 39 once again idk.... 40!!!!!!!! hmmm thats weird never noticed.
here s one for you Who picks up guide dog shit
lol a lot of these made me laugh
lol some of those were real good
lol good ones
Hahaha!!!! these were great Mark, I loved them!!!! :)
lol those are good ones
When fat people go 'skinnydipping', it's called "chunky dunking". As for the rest of them, I now, thank you Mark, have a headache.
tooooooooooooo much soory