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Funny Yo Momma Jokes...Add your own..Best never heard before gets 10 pts?

I read these online. I have seen some people ask about yo momma jokes. I thought I'd post these. They are pretty funny. STAR if you laughed at any...and add your own yo mama so stupid that 10 minutes after she bought a pine tree air freshener for her car she gets pulled over for weaving all over the road...... the cop says why are u swerving.. yo mama says... there's a damn tree in my way. You mommas so dumb..she thought TIC TAC TOE was a breath mint for your foot. You Momma so black that everything she goes outside, the moon comes out. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank. Yo momma so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass Yo momma so short she can surf on a popsicle stick. Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Dorito. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. Yo momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple. Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing Yo mama so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. Yo mama so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!" Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Public Comments

1. You momma is so stupid when she throws a brick through a window, she asks for the brick back! Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
2. still cant beat your mommas so fat she broke a branch off the family tree rofl every time i hear that
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. Yo mama is so fat she has her own area code. Yo mama is so stupid she bought a knife to a gun fight. Yo mama is so stupid she stole free samples.
4. Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama's so dumb she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo mama's so dumb, she bought a video on how to fix your VCR. Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry. Happy Holidays! :)
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed. Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
6. Yo mama so Fat dora can't explora Yo mama so dumb she thought quarterback was a refund Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa into stone Yo mama so fat jaba the hut said, WOOW
7. Yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck. Yo mama smells so bad when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself. Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror, her reflection screams.
8. These are not very nice jokes, but here goes... Yo momma such a loser she's gonna write about herself and get best answer for this question. Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction. Yo momma so stupid when she went to the movies with 9 friends, she saw the "18 and up" sign, she went home and got 17 friends. Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo momma so ugly she could only be yo momma. Yo momma's underwear is so crusty, she put Betty Crocker out of business. I feel so mean...