My Funny Picture - what is the funniest reason why you got detention at your school?

what is the funniest reason why you got detention at your school?

also dont forget to... http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h235/Nightingale03/butterflies/funny-dog-pictures-19.jpg lolz most made me laugh! but mine is when i shouted out "i like pizza" during a assembly/ class play. The reason was me and my friends were talking and never noticed a teacher saying shh and when all the kids stopped i was still talking and shouted out that embarrassing speech...

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i got so many detentions b/c i never did my math...
I dumped my lunch into the principal's shirt!...
I was late for school, which is because I live so far away (a couple of miles) so my mom had to drive me to school and she didn't wake up on time, because that night was daylight savings time. Daylight savings time ruined my record!!!
Not having the correctly coloured gym knickers
my funniest reason is when I played the leaves in my school. It was in 2nd grade.
callled my teacher a a!! hole
though detentions are never funny, i remember i got one for wearing lime green socks...i mean whats wrong with lime green?
cause i keep looking at my male teacher
Once for chewing gum, another for giving a teacher the finger and lastly for trying to trip up a teacher!!
My foot touched the short of the boy in front of me. He took off his shirt. When the teacher asked what he was doing, he said I put my feet all over him. I got detention because my shoe brushed someone's shirt in class.
Running on the play ground
I was talking to my best friend... And the teacher was telling something. arts class, she warned me twice and the third she sent us outside:)))) (the subject was important i mean the subject that i was talking with my friend)
because i was hitting and chasing my friend with a newspaper
Wow, that dog has better teeth than I do. lol Well I got detention a really long time ago because we were sitting on the floor and I scooted over like in a sneaky way to grab my friends celphone and hide it in my pockets, and my teacher screamed infront of the 7th and 8th graders to hand her the phone and that I had detention for 2 days. It really was stupid.
I took a dump in the girls bathroom only working toilet and clugged it. the first floor bathrooms were being remodeled and we purposely cut the water on all toilets on the second floor but one, my throne.
well my friend got a dentention at our school for wearing the ripped jeans, you know how like everyone has them, and you can't see any skin, well our dean of students gave her a dentention, and ISS (in school suspension) and he didn't even warn us about the jeans!
haha umm throwing stuff at teachers =]
I threw a wad of spaghetti during a food fight that mistakenly hit the principal dead smack in the face because she walked into the cafeteria at the moment when it was in mid air. It was too late for her to turn around, so pow! She walked right into that one. I had something like jail which was an In School Suspension. It was called PEAK. I was sentenced to PEAK for 9 days. You didnt go to any of your normal classes, you didnt get a recess or nothing. You sat in one room with other people that had a peak sentence, and the peak monitors gathered all your work from your classes and you just stayed in there doing work. You got 30 minutes to eat, and then back to the books. It SUCKED!!
lol-good question, I got "I.S.S./(In School Suspention)" too many times but can't remember.-I think I was being a "bully" at one time
Well I've only had detention twice and one of the times I got it was for talking in Science class. I was asking a freakin' question about the section we were reading!! Stupid teacher!
For talking in the 2 minute silence we used to have after each lunch time! haha
nice pick...is it you...you are HOT!!! (jokz...please don't take t seriously...i'm sure you don't look like that)!!! the funniest reason that i got a detention for was chucking a banana across the room!! long story!!! other than that....i got one for clicking my pen loudly while the teachers was talking!!! and one for throwing a battery at someones head!!! there are heaps more, but i can't be bothered to list them!!! cheers!! ps- what's your funniest reason???
when i was at school,, i was in my science lession eating Peanut butter jelly across the bridge was the art classroom with a Muppet of a teacher,,, any how he saw me, eating my peanut butter jelly sandwich then he put me into detention, when i was not even in his lession but i told him It was
Well, I was in Kindergarten and was sent to the principal for this...there was no detention back then, but I dared a girl that was being mean to me that day to get into the toy box and shut the lid. Then I sat on the lid and wouldn't let her out. That'll teach 'er...but I got in a lot of trouble for that. My parents were called and was punished by Mom and Dad when I got home. That was worse than any detention I could have received.
I flicked an ink pellet at another student but it missed and hit the teacher right on the back of the neck. When the teacher turned round and demanded to know who did it, the little turd the pellet was meant for pointed at me and said ' It was him Miss'. I got detention and the little turd got the crap beat out of him for snitching.
Beating the crap out of a little creep - well I was laughing at the time. Seemed like a fair trade-off.
it was for geography and i hadnt underlined the title and i had missed out 2 lines in my book! its not funny but the teacher was a bully and gave out pointless detentions! i got loads of them. lol tht pic was funny! =]
for reading palms as in fortune telling had no idea how but my friends and I were trying to read each others palm in History. Yes Im smiling..
I beat the crap out of a kid who said there is no God. Seriously. Yeah, God was not impressed. Oops.
i've never been to detention be4 it's true
Lol, when Chanae said Mr Osman has a big head XD lmao