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What are some good ways to turn a prank phone call around?

I know i'm gonna get a prank phone call and need some ways to piss them off and turn it around....language is no problem and they live a long ways away so only verbal things

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1. say you dialed the wrong number then hang up
2. "oh.. what was that? well guess what you FU*K!!! i have your mom here... wanna say hi??" make sucking noise "oh sorry.. shes busy..."
3. ~~~tell them you have the wrong number ~~~talk differently so they think they have the wrong number (act as a ~~~customer service provider saying that they have called because they needed help with their computer and ask for their model number) ~~~if they ask you a prank question just tell them "yeah its" and hang up
4. Give a fake name, make them think they called the wrong number. Then ask if it's Bob from work drunk dialing. Keep asking, sooner or later they'll hang up to check the number and redial, and you can either get a new name or keep with the old one. Or you can pretend to be Indian and say that you outsourced your answering machine work.
5. Put on a prissy voice and answer your calls with "City Hall, how may I help you?".