My Funny Picture - Can you help me think of funny captions to add to my dogs pictures?

Can you help me think of funny captions to add to my dogs pictures?

I took these pictures yesterday, and I wanted to make a collage on my desktop with funny added captions. Here are the pics. The first one my AmStaff has just started to run after a ball. http://pic20.picturetrail.com:80/VOL1423/9734610/17654486/325259366.jpg Then he decided to lay down in my daughters play gym. http://pic20.picturetrail.com:80/VOL1423/9734610/17654486/325259154.jpg Another pic in the play gym http://pic20.picturetrail.com:80/VOL1423/9734610/17654486/325259186.jpg And a nap in the play gym http://pic20.picturetrail.com:80/VOL1423/9734610/17654486/325259222.jpg I thought of some funny captions for the rest of the pictures, but I'm stuck at these. If you could help me out, that would be awesome.

Public Comments

This one the dog just looks like a "lmao.. wait. wtf?" http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1423/9734610/17654486/325259186.jpg Beautiful dog!
the first one says "owners are gone....freedom. Whoa!" next, "I used to be the baby of the house." then, "Look into my eyes...yes look." Last, "Can't go on...so tired..so..s..ZZZZ!!!"
1}Doggy go bye bye! Dirt Dirty One more inch now...almost there! 2} Do you mind? Privacy Greatly Appreciated! 3} My name is(dogs name)! And urs is? May I help u? 4} 'Snore, Snore' U say:Doggy sleeps good. dog says: NO! doggy sleeps well! lol..that's all I can think of!♥
1.Focus, focus, hey look a bal! 2.Tell anyone, youre dead This was the scene of the crime, eh, so tell me , where were you again? 3.So.... tired....can't...hold.......on....must........slee.....p.... 4. huuuuuuuuh.....chewwwwwww.......huhhhhh....cheeeeewwwww
I shouda said no to that last drink! HIC It's a jungle in here! Not sure about these ear rings. If I keep my eyes shut she wont notice I'm here.
# 1- which way did he go george? #2- where's my girl? #3- oh dear god, the colors are running together! #4- okay, one too many i'm outttttttaaaaaaaaa.... heeeeeeeeeeeere!
haha, awesome question, LOVE it! oh, and great pictures and dogs!! Pic 1: This racetrack isn't very well constructed. OR Losing balance, someone HELP!! Pic 2: I'm a baby..so what?? OR I like the mobiles, okay?! Now please leave me alone. >_< Pic 3: Whoa..this bird either needs some major plastic surgery, or it's just really ugly! Pic 4: No wonder babies fall asleep so easily..this is comfy!! OR Dreaming: "Goo-goo....."schmack schmacking lips. <i hope u understand it. hope i helped! :D