tell me which ones are funny......which ones are alright....and wich ones are not 1. yo mamaso fat she's on both sides of the family 2. yo mama so fat you have to frease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through 3. yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps 4. yo mama so fat she cant tie her own shoes 5. yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs 6. yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket 7. yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! 8. yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial 9. yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water 10. yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out 11. yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth 12. yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures 13. yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 14. yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reach her waist they spelled out "boulevard" 15. yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose 16. yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles 17. yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon 18. yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean 19. yo mama so fat that she would have been E.T, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse 20. yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl 21. yo mam so fat she was baptised in the ocean 22. yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway