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Which status message is inappropriate?(Extremely long)?

I live with my mom because I can't live on my own. Well I can but my treatment for physical illnesses are extremely expensive and I couldn't afford food. I can't even work. I'm 24 and yes I admit immature. My mom said that she heard complaints from others that I write inappropriate status messages on facebook(assuming from my brother's friends and workers) So please help me and tell me what's inappropriate and why? I posted messages from January to May this year: So here we go: MAY Status Messages: got her speech therapist addicted to LOST! didn't think that Cupid would be so cute!!! ;) is extremely nervous about a meeting thinks it's funny that a character on How I Met Your Mother is named Marshall Erickson. Must be a common name lol! (note that name is the same name as my pastor) APRIL status messages: is depressed and pissed off because nobody will let me clear my name! is wondering why a pastor would say that bitterness causes one to fornicate. I thought lonliness and craving affection and hormones causes one to fornicate? not bitterness. Confusing! is finding it extremely hard to forgive her Wishes Dr. Sweets on Bones was my therapist hehe feels like a teenager. Not sure what age though lol can't believe she woke up from a three hour nap misses her HUC family I love you guys! is drinking the sweetness of MT DEW at 9PM!!!!!!!!! Complete surrender and trust in God fulfills all one's needs, longings and desires. Praise him siblings in Christ! Has learned a valuable lesson that marriage is sacred and worth defending. worth defending each other. is thinking about hosting a country dance party at the shop. Wanna join? lol is relaxing while my 4 yr old neice vacuums my room lol has learned that it will rain for the next 7 Sundays since it rained on Easter. Yay! Wants a friend like him lol:(Video of Booth on Bones) is thinking "Too bad there's not a block feature on your phone like on your email hehe" Hopes Sara isn't lost lol Is not a charity case!! If you don't want to meet with me then don't!! is wondering if there are any single women around here! Everyone's married! Not a bad thing but still! MARCH STatus Messages: thinks sleeping on it works really well! Is wondering if anyone has a taser gun or stun gun I can borrow? lol(This is the only one so far I find inappropriate!!!) lives in a land full of married people! Quit asking me if I have a boyfriend already LOL! Sure I'm single but every man I know is taken so there! is visiting another planet tonight! I wish I could live there is happy her brother brought coffee straight from Jamaica!! And awesome wedding pictures!! is going through intense spiritual therapy! praise God! is wondering what the heck is wrong with calling women gorgeous/beautiful! I am not gay! I can do it all I want! grr! thinks soynuts is the new sunflower seeds is happy that tomorrow's Wednesday! yay! is suffering from the aftermath of sunbathing all afternoon and will do it again tomorrow! Crazy am I! is amazed that they're still in love with eachother after two decades of marriage loves GOD don't you? =D won't be surprised if someone comes to church with a gun tomorrow and decides to shoot me(ok that might be a wee inappropriate?) thinks that this kind of weather is great dog poop picker-upper weather! has learned today that the cure to lonliness is to spend more time with friends not get a boyfriend FEBRUARY STATUS MESSAGES: is awesome according to you is wondering how one can become obsessed with God thinks he's just like catnip! LOL thinks godly men are a rare breed lol is wondering why I like to listen to love songs when I don't even have a boyfriend lol. Is that a sin? is a prude! are you?? :P wants to grow her hair really long waist length. Will you let me no? is waiting for somebody, something, somewhere likes her bed hair. Can I keep it like this? is leaving on a jet plane for that crazy island on LOST is wondering why God makes some guys irresistably attractive? JANUARY STATUS MESSAGES: coulda swore her cat told her "Hey gorgeous!" what?? that's what I would say to someone =) is wondering why my cat likes to play with my nose while I sleep? is thanking God for her awesome friend! He's every woman's dream guy friend and the best brother in Christ for a single woman thighs are sore from attempting to post on a horse yesterday. Wait was that tmi? can't sleep and pissed off at someone who looked at me like I was a psycho! grr! ok I am but not that way! is listening to underground dance. Anyone wanna dance with me?? =D is leaving on a jet plane! Hold me close and never let me go! hehe

Public Comments

1. Maybe the one about fornicating,,, and do the people who'd be looking have issues with the word "pissed"? Otherwise, it's nothing worse than I've ever posted... it's not like you're using it as your homepage for your Presidential campaign! It's Facebook, for crying out loud! There's a public service announcement running recently that has a little girl reading a "report" about someone in her class, and she reads all evil, mean, spiteful things. The announcement says something to the effect of "If you wouldn't say it out loud, don't say it online." As long as you're making statements you'd actually say, what's the big deal? Who was it that said "Never write a line you'd be ashamed to have read at your own funeral."? Stick with that (as you already are) and you'll be fine.
2. I think your status messages are fine. It shows your humor. I think maybe those people that read your messages have NO sense of humor.