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Another joke (one for the girlies !! =D ) funny!?

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Yeah GM, that sooo true !!! =D

Public Comments

1. Excellent!! I'll copy it and send it to my english-speaking friends!!!
2. LoL, good one!
3. Omg i love it! and its so true
4. Haha awesome =]
5. lol i love it. very funny
6. completely true .i will copy these if you don't mind ... a star foryou ..thanks for making us proud .
7. true very true and effing awesome
8. encore, encore, so so true. particularly loved the" We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there."
9. Haha, just more reasons to prove that women are smarter than men
10. completely true .i will copy these if you don't mind . i am just so glad to be a female lol
11. omg how true are they?...xx nice one..xx
12. Fab!!! lolz
13. some ones got to stick up for men 1. we are getalmen and we relise that if at least 1 man survies a dister and all women do then there s enought to repouplute the plant 2. we dont usal break computers and if we do we usal tend to be able to fix it oursevlves 3. uhh only if your a cross dresser will you attempt to put on your gfs clothes usal you get funny looks for doing it 4.why the hell would we want to be groupies usal we admire from a distance not like straved sex addicats 5. we man enough to take it and usal curse the cop that giveit to us most reson why we speed is to get away as fast as we can from anoyyning gfs or to the game 6.we know how to apprecat fine art 7.usal a man driving duh of course hes gona stop for a good looking girl and he can over charge with out you saying anything 8.to get away from you 9. alchole dose wonderful things who the hell cares what we dance like. 10. scabs and usal cause we done somthing stuiped that were praying you dont find out 11. why the hell would i want to hug anther man ???? 12 the same as above 13. man invented that as a distractin for you while hes checking out the girl behind the counter your going dose this shade suite me to witch the replay is yes 14 were confident enough with or sevles in front of other peaple we dont think like you ie oh my god my bts so big 15 well you dont amuse us its the next best thing 16 who cares if we shave or not it just means were hard working and veryy busy thats all 17 sign of confidence and regainition 18 again who cares its natural 19 well the package is imprortant you got to check its still intact evry now and then 20 if were dumb peaple think its normal 21 wtf never heard of em as long as you can drink and frat your genrally accepted as a man 22 who needs to bother when you have a good women to do it for you 23 it helps to give us an idea wether we want to make a move or not 24 thats your problem if we do it we looked upon as heros by our kind 25 a guy dosent pay attention to detail 26 beer dose that too 27 why bother you look like a geek if you do it as a guy 28we like to get to know the book not just the cover 29 we can distingish bettewen diffrent drink by sight and we dont leave our drinks downthat often if we do there in front of us 30 we dont genrally get lost and we usal can navagate or way back
14. Haha very funny and VERY true (=
15. that is so true us girls can stick together for everything! Nice one!