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Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. i ran out of ?s heres another joke A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless witwith three c three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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  1. lol, so true :)
  2. Lol there surprisinggly truee. i like themm :) lol gave me a giggle :)
  3. LOL! It is all true!
  4. I found it funny :P
  5. lmfao. oh gosh, I love that. *edit* bass guy- THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE. take the stick out of your asss and lighten up. I doubt you've never said something sexist before, even if it was an accident. seriously, grow up. it's assses like you who ruin posts like these.
  6. cute!
  7. Lol they are all true but i like 3, 20, 25 and 26 the most.
  8. They are all so funny!! Even if you are bashing my gender I still love them all.
  9. They are all super cute.
  10. too true.
  11. hahaha those r so funnyy...and sooo true! lmao.
  12. haha. funny wen read,.............. if u're a gurl not so funny wen u r a guy *.*
  13. Funny. Especially 28 because I tell my fiancé all the time that you can tell a lot (not everything but a lot) about a person based on their shoes.
  14. Dang I wish I was a girl
  15. LOL! Cute!
  16. i stopped reading at 13 but 9 is funny and 11 and 12 are true
  17. LOL! Those are so funny! I have to use them! Thanks for the laughs! -Talia
  18. LoL So true! ^_^ Thanks for that
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