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hmm is this true or funny WHYits better to be a woman?

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We`ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don`t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we`re gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE`RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It`s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don`t have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we`re dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don`t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we`re aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won`t think we`re weird if we ask whether there`s spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We`ll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Public Comments

1. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh
2. It's neither funny nor true.
3. 30 Good facts to prove that those things are true!
4. Totally 100% correct!! :-) xx
5. ok?
6. If you have to list them then you have lost.
7. Not true OR funny!
8. hey im a guy and i can get free dinners by goin to the bathroom and leaving before the check comes lol
9. Rofl nice one haha star for you again....!
10. lol. It looks like the guys can't handle the truth ;-)
11. makes me glad that im a woman. lmmfao!!
12. Well you made a big list that add to nothing at all, becacuse a woman is created for man to ennjoy to have and to love,and have children, Everything in your list shows that you have an inflated Ego, and you think a ,lot of your self as a woman,and you think that women are special,yes all women are special, but they are not how you discribed in your list of 30 comments in women favoure , also you showed how canning a woman can be if that was the purpose of your intention,you had been carried away with your thoughts and instead you shown a true picture of why there is a lot of devorses in the country, A woman place in olden days was in the kichen, and look after children, wash clothes and cooking, but now it is different and time had changed and the atitude is totaly different than what it was before.Now a womam is equale to man and have the same right as a man, this is good in a way and wrong in an other way of thinking, because if onr have growing up children ,and she goes to work she will create a problem for her self, children will lose on this, and grow indipendent and not very carring.So it is nice to be a woman when she gives birth, and looking after her baby, fed and clean and change its napies.THat is the biggest joy that a woman have , and that makes feel great to be a woman, and feels that she is the greatest mom in the world , That is why a woman must love her self for, only to be a faithful wife and a caring mother.. That is the fun of being a woman, all the things that you have mensioned are only for young girls flirting around with young males,they do not know what life is realy . I was very much delighted to answer your questions, and shown you that the things of being better a woman is to be a devoted wife and a good mother
13. nice.. haha
14. Ha ha ha.!!! Excellent ones but false, lol.!!! 10/10 Chris.!!! Cheers mate, still smiling here.!!
15. lol funny x
16. If you don't believe this is true you haven't lived with a female for very long
17. Hi Ducky, Hahahahahahahaha...Soooooooooo True My Friend but all you males still Love us..Sooooooo True too.. A Star for a job well done Ducky.. A Friend, poppy1
18. loool Very true and very funny. Star for you!