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what are some really funny pranks?

my brother and i have an on going war and i need some good pranks to play on him.

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1. saran wrap his door entry way. He'll walk right into an "invisible wall"
2. put saran wrap on the tolit bowl, then put the seat down....when he goes ..............
3. switch the salt with sugar :)
4. OMG! I have the greatest. me and my sisters and brothers all do it to eachother. if your mom has an old blow dryer stick baby powder in it and tell your brother to test it out on his face and then it gets all over him. Put an alarm underneath your bros bed and set it rly early and put it on a song he hates and then when he wakes up he cant find it. a regular one i always do and every1 falls for it is stick a rubber band on the sink sprayer thingy majig and then it squirts out and put siran wrap on the toilet. have your parents help you wiith this one tell them to make a photo copy of the test that he just took and then you spill something on the copy and be like your teacher just called mom and said that he has spilled coffee on the scores you will have to take it again he will flip out.
5. sneak lemon juice onto their tooth brush brush your hair or your pet with their toothbrush & leave the hair in it a glob or smear of peanut butter on their toilet seat or bed sheet looks like poo White liquid shoe polish washes off easy & looks like bird poo when splattered all over car hoods, roof, trunk, rear window & windshield or on on bikes, 4 wheelers, lawn chairs, anything left outside. Use a water gun or medicine dropper. Squirt Silly String into the toes of their shoes, making sure none of the string shows where they slip their foot in. Or save hair out of hair brushes & pet brushes & tuck a fluffy wad into the toes of shoes. It feels alive! Just don't make the wad too solid, like cotton cuz that doesn't feel weird. Smear KY lubricant or vaseline on their door knobs, cabinet or drawer handles that you know they'll open. A big glob of KY looks like someone hacked up & spit out snot. Drop the glob on their bathroom sink, night stand or someplace you know they'll see it. A wad of toilet paper with peanut butter, chocolate syrup or smashed chocolate bar in it, left laying on their floor, by their door, on their toilet seat or bed. Stick mini pads all over their door, mirror, bookbag, window, etc. Super glue coins on their night stand & watch them try to pick them up or super glue soda can tabs on the bottom of their shoes to make noise when they walk on a tile floor or sidewalk. Fill their bed with packing peanuts then cover them up. When she pulls her covers back, packing peanuts will fly everywhere. Carefully remove a dead moth or butterfly off the grill of a vehicle, trying not to crush it, then put a glob of KY on it's belly (or other wash off adhesive) then carefully stick the bug on the bridge of their nose while they're sleeping (during daylight) then wake them , gently, so their movement doesn't knock the bug off & tell them with concern that there's a bug on their nose. You can also use a live earthworm without adhesive or waking them cuz the earthworms movement wakes them. Or you can put a dead bug or earthworm in their food, drink, shoes, etc. The bigger, the better. Handsfull of earthworms work best in shoes, or even in the toilet and it doesn't matter if they get flushed, they'll most likely get out at the other end. Take something from their room or bathroom that they use everyday & place it elsewhere in the house or car. When they look for it, they'll whine about finding it someplace they don't remember taking it. Then the next day, move the same item to still another location. Do that everyday with the same item till they get smart enough to hide that item from you. Prank phone calls to pull on boys: 1. a client from Birthright (or Family Planning or whatever free clinic you have in your town) who has identified you as the father of her baby. How soon can you make an appointment to come in for a dna test?" Then play it by ear depending on what he says. In reality, the pregnant girls info is private so you don,t have to tell him a name if he ask. 2. Or, tell him you're calling from a health clinic on behalf of a client who has an std who has named him as one of her sexual partners so when can he come in to be tested? Be prepared to respond according to his unpredicted remarks & questions. 3. Or, tell him you're calling from the Child Support Enforcement Agency on behalf of a client who has named him as the father of her child & he is to appear in court at (a time) on (a date) so he can establish with the judge how much child support can be ordered. Be prepared to respond according to his unpredicted remarks & questions. April Fools Day pranks: 4. Sneak outside & knock on the door or ring the door bell then run to another door & do the same thing then run back to the first door & when they open it, say "thanks, I thought no one would ever let me in, April fool!" 5. Knock on the door from the inside, yell "I'll get it" then open the door & yell for you sister or brother, saying someones at the door for them. Walk away but where you can watch them look around for 'nobody there' & when they say no ones there, egg it on like someone was, describing a person, then tell them April fool. 6. Write April Fool on a note, wrap it in a box, either gift wrap or shipping paper with used stamps glued on it, cut from old envelopes. Address the box to your family member or put a tag on the 'gift' with their name on it. Watch their face when they open it & find the note but pretend you don't know anything about it. You can leave the gift where they will find it or you can knock on the door, yell I've got it, then tell them the shipping box was dropped off to them. You can also put the April Fool note in an envelope with old stamps glued to it + family members name & address & leave it with the rest of the mail. 7. Get to the daily news paper before anyone else, put a small smear of glue at the corners of each page so they all stick together, rolling 8. Lightly color some white glue with a tint of green food coloring, put a glob on a kleenex with a raisin in the middle then wad the kleenex up around the glob & leave the kleenex someplace that would disgust your family member. If it dries before they find it, it will be stuck to the place you left it. Gross! 9. Without being noticed, peel the paper off of mini pads, walk up to your family members & pat them on the back, leaving the mini pad stuck to their shirt. Make it gross by putting a drop of red food color in the middle first. How long will they wear it before someone tells them it's there! 10. While your sister or brother is still sleeping in the morning, go outside & tape large black garbage bags on his windows to keep his room dark when the sun comes up. If possible, sneak into his room & change his clock so he'll be totally confused as to what time it is take their deodorent, slice off the top, replace with cream cheese. take a cup, fill halfway with water. take index card. place over top of cup. flip over cup on one of their desks/dressers. slide out index card. they'll get curious and lift it up. sploosh! place bucket with water over their doorway. take several alarm clocks including theirs and hide them about room. set the alarm so that it goes off around 2 am - 4 am. For more fun unscrew their lightbulb so they search in the dark. Tape the fosset sprayer's lever down so that as soon as you turn on the water it will spray whoever is getting water. aim it at where the person will most likely be.
6. et a cloth (that u don't need) and put a dollor or some coins on the floor and w8 for sum1 to get it. when he/she bends down to get it rip the cloth loundly.watch them cheak there pants!