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Does your animal ever cuss you out?

I had left my cat on the porch, when I had gone out there,one of his favorite places, and I didn't realize it until an hour later. When I opened the door he came in immediately and he was meowing pretty harshly at me. Oh my goodness it was to funny. I told him I was sorry but apparently sorry wasn't working. 5 minutes later he was done. I could just picture swears at me. He was ticked that he was forgot about. Anyone else have related ticked off pet stories at the owners or at someone else.

Public Comments

1. My persian sulks if you forget about her. She's normally very vocal but not when she's mad!
2. my cat yells at me too, and then she looks at me like "what? what u gonna do?" i swear she b punkin me :( and she gets jealous when i talk to my dog on the phone. yes, i really do talk to my dog on the phone.
3. My cockatiel will fly to my head and climb down my shoulder and harass me if I take away one of his mirrors or soda cans. (he has some weird obcession with soda cans and glass bottles, if you get near, he will defend the can and attack you)
4. cats get angry but they doNOT cuss because they dont know what that is...
5. My black lab has a bad habit of trying to get under the duvet when i'm in bed. If I tell her no she give's me the most nasty evil eye! Chances are if she could talk the word "cow" would have slipped out also....
6. My white pitbull gets a serious booboo face when I eat animal crackers w/o her (they come in a tub, I always share) I call it her 'Butthurt Betty Face' Also, if she bawls when I leave her, serious boowoowooos. Back to her Butthurt Betty Face, man how they get to us!
7. My dog gets made and starts barking at me all the time. She hates her feet touched (I have no idea why other than her previous owner may have punished her by hitting her feet) so she barks when you do it. Also if you leave her out in the rain she comes in the house and barks in your face for like 10 minutes. My dog is also spoiled and throws temper tantrums. If she wants a treat and your not getting it she barks, bumps into you, and hits you with her paws till you get the treat.
8. Good lord yes! I had a cat who was very bright and usually incredibly affectionate. He knew when bedtime was and always wanted to be in a lap, even if I was trying to read the newspaper or eat lunch. He hated to be alone and would socialize with everyone who came to the house. I went on holiday with my family for a week and we employed a family friend to look in on him while we were gone. He was fed and petted daily. Apparently that wasn't good enough for him because, we we got home, he met us at the door with a loud, impolite meow and promptly turned his back on the whole family. If you tried to move in front of him to get him to look at you, he'd turn away again. This went on for THREE DAYS before he decided to forgive any of us!
9. When my cats are mad at me you can pretty much tell by the way they flick their tails! I swear that is their way of 'giving the finger'.
10. I used to have a cat that always wanted her way. She loved canned food and everytime somebody would turn the can opener on she would come running into the kitchen. If you didn't give her a can of food she would run in front of you and try to trip you. Then she'd give you this really evil look. It was actually kind of scary, like a pet cemetary thing.
11. Yes. Several times. First off, my horse (good ol' Rootbeer!) got pretty pissed at me when I forgot to feed him in the morning and arrived home late to give him his dinner. v.v Horses can be so creul! LAter, my neighbor's talking parrot actually cussed with real words when I was trying to feed him. (Phil had left the sound turned on on his TV.) It was scary!!
12. I've never had my pets do so, but squirrels have many times....they don't like being interupted in their daily routine.
13. That is very funny. My cat uses some pretty bad language when I tell her to do something she doesn't want to do. She gets on the table (she knows better), and when I tell her to get down, it sounds like she says "damm". Sometimes her sentances are a little longer, but she is very obviously telling me what she thinks about the whole thing. At those times, I am glad I can't understand a word she is saying.
14. Yeah, my dog does it all the time. I call it "backtalk". When I yell at her for something bad, she does this half growl half bark thing at me, its like she saying "screw you, I'll do what I want!" Then she spins around in circles when she's mad, too like its supposed to scare me away or something. She's a weirdo.