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2. 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 3. Why is abbreviated such a long word? 4. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 5. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start? 6. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 7 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 8. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 9. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Have a nice day! :)
3. There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside. The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!">>>>>>>>>.
4. Here are some one-liners you might want to use: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. The optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like an orange.