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will you tell me a funny animal story ?

I've got a few, here's one. I used to show dogs.I had my Bullmastiff, Clyde, at the Golden Gate Kennel Club show. It's a two day bench show. Bench means you keep your animals there on a bench, so people can walk around and look at them. Well this guy I knew, brought an absolutely beautiful brindle Bullmasstif b*tch. She won best of breed. The problem was, she had just dropped a litter of six or eight pups, and she couldn't be away from them for two days, so the owner brought them along, put em' on the bench with mom. So, after his big win, he's got people that want to talk, and, take pictures of him with his b*tch, and the ribbon. Well, he left the pen open, and was not paying attention. All the puppies bolted, and were running down the aisle, heading for the door, trying to escape ! He's trying to control one big animal with one hand, and trying to catch six more little ones with the other hand. It was just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Do you have a good one ? B*tch is the proper term for a female canine. It is not disrespectful. They just won't let you asy it here. I gave him a hand, caught a couple puppie myself. It was pure pandemonium. Oh man, puppies running wild at a a dog show, I can't stop laughing, I guess you had to be there.

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1. My kitty Shirley is a little itty bitty tortoise shell cat. When I or anyone else scolds her she goes crazy and bolts for the couch. She climbs on top of it and starts going to town on it with her front paws staring at whoever just yelled at her. This would be awful and annoying except for Shirley doesnt have her front claws, lol she has smurf paws. I know its not the funniest story but if you ever saw it youd laugh your butt off.
2. haha that is a great story :p
3. My dog is a Lab mix and is afraid of machines. She is afraid of the motor sounds. My auntie has a Shepard mix that is not afraid of anything. One day, at the park, I had them both on leashes, one in each hand, when a park worker turned on a ride on mower. I was suddenly being pulled in half by two large dogs, one fleeing in crazed panic, and the other bent on murder. I literally couldn't move! I couldn't drop either leash; both dogs were out of their ever-loving minds and would've harmed themselves. Either by being mauled by the mower or a headlong dash directly into traffic just a few steps away. I honestly didn't know what I was going to do when the mower guy noticed my dilemma. He stopped the motor and even helped me to my car. My hero! We were laughing so hard I thought we would wet ourselves. Now I take them out with a leash separator, that way if this happens again, it's the leash that will take the abuse!
4. Okay, there was a dog named Connie. She was 62 years old. Then one day she said I QUIT I will not be bard of the AKC anymore. So she ran and cried!
5. my dog Spunky in like 15 pounds and every time hes on a walk and sees a biger dog he like scares it away lol we think he thinks hes 100 pounds and much bigger then the dogs...one time my dad was on a walk with him and my math teacher was outside on a walk with her little 3 year old and my dad was talking about how a good friendly dog he is and across the street someone was walking there dog and spunky bolted across acting like a crazy dog lol i love him but hes definetly a bully lol funny thing is that like 5 mins after that he was on the couch with me looking all inesent and coudling in the pillow lol