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I am looking for harsh pranks to do to some friends..?

I've advertised one as an escort with his number and made some funny videos that have been sent about. I'm looking for stuff where they'll get pretty annoyed.

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1. order pizza to the friends address. pretend your planet parenthood
2. 1. put viagra in his drink without him knowing, and send him off to do his normal daily routine. 2. get him drunk, force him to drink a pint of water, and then make him go on the london eye, by which time he will be bursting! 3. sign him onto gay groups on facebook.
3. You sound like a fun person. Why not fake your own death by killing yourself? I do hope they find out it was you. That way you might get to find out just how funny these jokes are when you get yours.
4. I'd go with the typical shave one eyebrow... or put nair on his hair... O yeah when they're sleeping glue on some fake nails..
5. I am Dr. Mop Zodiac, the greatest Mad Scientist in existence. So listen up, pretty boy. This is an elaborate scheme that will be all over the place as the greatest chaos ever caused by one such as yourself. Invite the victims to dinner, and book a table at a restarant. Then, get a prostetute booked at that table as well. You don't come to dinner. You will be in the restarant, however. Spike one of the meals with booze if you can. Then, when it is served, make sure the prostetute gets the loaded one. Serve her another, and another, until she's asked to leave. Call the police BEFORE she's asked to leave. Tell them that they're's a coupe of robbers and their slutty girlfriend just pulled into a restarant, and they intend to burn the place. DON'T say your name. Then, Pour some oil on the street without being seen. Time is of the essence. Before you do this, call the fire department. I think you know what to do next. Light the oil and walk into the restarant. By this time, the "help" you called for should have arrived. Tell the cops that the robbers are at table (Insert number here) and walk up to them and sit down. Tell the cops to keep this quiet. As your friends and the hooker ask where you've been, the arrest will be made. Look confued, and know that that was a job well done. Note: no responsibility taken for arrests, lawsuits or any other negative consequences induced while pulling this prank.) Enjoy... ;)
6. MAKE HIM EAT POO!
7. If they're flying anywhere on holiday, cut a gun shape out of a piece of sheet steel or aluminium and sew it into the lining of their hand luggage. Hope that you can see the expression on the customs officials when they x-ray the bag! Also buy lots of cheap books from charity shops and write inside "this book belongs to NAME and is needed for a project. If found ring NUMBER for a £5 reward". Leave them on buses, trains, in pubs and shops etc.
8. put hair removal cream into either their shampoo or shower gel!!
9. stab him in the fucking eye with a drawing pin