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Office pranks, what's the worst one you've seen?

I swear sometimes my office is like the sitcom. I know I can't be alone.

Public Comments

1. Worst I seen was filling someone's cubical completely to the top with styrophome packing pellets. they put strech wrap across the enterance and filled it all the way to the top.
2. I filled one of my buddy's offices with about 3 feet of shredded paper and balloons While he was out of town. On guy used to fill the binders above desks with hole punches and when the person would reach up and pull out a binder it would all come out. I like to switch the period and comma keys on people's keyboards.
3. I had a friend pour a glass of water on my dark blue fabric seat. I didn't notice until a few minutes later when my jeans were soaked and had a soggy bottom all day. I retaliated by noticing that he had walked away from his desk and had not “locked” his computer and leaving his email open, so I sent “love letters” to our male boss and several co-works using his account (signing with his initials :-)
4. The story you are about to read is true. There will be no names mentioned in this story so as to protect myself. During my time in the Armed Forces, I was given the task of making coffee for a bunch of "Officers" I could not stand, (personal reasons) before I was going off duty and going home. Well, I did not take well to this last request of the day so, I took the coffee pot, filled it up half way with water. then pissed in it to fill it up. I topped it off with water as I didn't have enough urine to do the job. The next morning, the Officers Meeting began, and they ALL drank it! Later, after the meeting, my supervisor asked me about it, I played dumb, I was then told I would NEVER be allowed to make coffee ever again. Cool, thats pretty much what I was looking for!
5. I've never worked in an office. When I was in college, majoring in culinary arts, they had huge plastic tubs for all the different types of flour, and they were all labeled. This one kid replaced "pastry flour" with "anthrax", "bread flour" was "cocaine" and "all purpose flour" was replaced with "sugar." Well the Chef instructor didn't notice, and he sent the one girl (she was real ditzy) to get him some sugar to put in the pastry cream that he was teaching us how to make. I guess she didn't notice that the bin that said "sugar" was actually flour, and she came back and just threw the "sugar" into the pastry cream, and it was entirely ruined, and the Chef didn't know why. Later the Chef figured out what the problems was, and figured out which of us did it, so to get the kid back he put a lamb's head (eyeballs and all) on his chair right before he came in. The kid was going to sit down, but he saw the head and shrieked like a girl. It was quite hilarious.
6. They hired a retarded guy and then told him to go to the third floor and clean up there. There is no third floor. guy was gone an hour looking for a way to get up there. I hate these miserable people. ( I wasn't here, I work a different shift or that wouldn't have happened.)