My Funny Picture

Help with funny captions?? Pictures!! 10pts?

I need some ideas for funny captions on these 2 pictures My Cat http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/beautifuldisgrace1228/?action=view&current=038-4.jpg and My Rabbit http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/beautifuldisgrace1228/?action=view&current=Crazybunny.jpg 10 points for best idea!!

Public Comments

1. Here's my fangs!!!!!!!! I'm a cutie pie.
2. cat- O no not fleas! rabbit- o stop it your too kind.
3. Cat - "Mooooooooooooom!!!! or Bat kitty or I'm sooo bored (yawn) Rabbit - "Get it ooooffffff"
4. cat - Roar! rabbit - Anyone seen my pyjamas?
5. Rabbit- Waz up dock? Cat-Stop or I'm telling!
6. cat- See no cavities rabbit- dignity, I gots none
7. cat-Yawn i'm telling mum pray to jebus ahhh i wanted the ... rather than the... rabbit- this is so not funny i preferred the other outfit does my head look big in this? do i look good or what? :)
8. cat nooooo im never going to the vet rabbit get this damn thing off