My Funny Picture

Help with funny captions?? Pictures!! 10 points!!?

I need help coming up with funny captions for these pictures! My Cat http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/beautifuldisgrace1228/?action=view&current=038-4.jpg and My Rabbit http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/beautifuldisgrace1228/?action=view&current=Crazybunny.jpg 10 points for best ideas!

Public Comments

1. the cat got my tongue hare raising
2. Cat==> "Yeah,Pavarotti was my master." OR "What do ya mean 'have i heard of toothpaste?!" Rabbit==> "So once you assume the position. . . ." lol,jus off the top of my head. . .
3. RAWR! Im the bunny wizard!