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do you know good phone pranks?

here is mine 1. Call the Childline number and say, "I've just pressed redial and this number came up, who is this?" 2. Operator replies, "You're through to Childline." 3. You shout, "TERRY, YOU LITTLE TWIT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE WHORE" before getting a mate to fake scream and hanging up the phone.

Public Comments

1. using celebrity soundboards (Michael Jackson)
2. There is nothing funny about getting yourself in trouble. The people at help numbers like "childline" have caller ID and call tracing, and they can identify where the call came from. Do you want to be explaining to your parents why the police are making a visit? When you use the telephone as a means of playing "practical jokes," you show yourself to be an immature jerk, you make enemies of the people you call (and some of them are people you do NOT want to have as enemies) and you risk getting yourself in real trouble. I strongly recommend that you take up a more productive hobby.
3. When we were kids, my brother use to answer the phone saying, "Joe's Bar and Grill"...or...."Heaven, God Speaking". We also use to look in the phone book and find weird last names like Mr. and Mrs. Orange. Then we would call the number and say something like, "Did you have a pear, apple or orange for lunch today?" or "we are taking a poll, is orange your favorite fruit?" and then we would wait to see what they say and then hang up. Just dumb stuff like that. But you can't do those things anymore because of caller ID.