My Funny Picture

What's the most funny thing your child has ever done?

My daughter was at school and when i came to pick her up she showed me this drawing of our family and she showed her dad, herself, and then me with a huge belly (i am pregnant) and i said "sweetie i'm not that big" (it took up A LOT of the paper) and she said mom why are you so fat? Your embarrassing me! and she pointed to the picture and said this is you! get in shapey mommy! come to recess with me next time. lol you should have heard the way she said it though! what's your funny story? milk horses lol

Public Comments

1. I watch my nephew and he said God must like b&w and i said why he named animals (killer whales, zebras, panda bears, etc.) then he said elephants and i said no they arent and he said "don't you know black and white make gray"
2. When my daughter was 2 we asked what she wanted to be when she grew up...she went on to say "I'm going to be a farmer and I'm going to milk cows and horses..."
3. Singing on the toilet. "I'm pooping out a turd! I'm pooping out a BIG... a looonng turd! A long poop! Ahh!"
4. A 5 year old boys mother caught him trying to dig a hole in their back yard, his mother asked him "what are you digging the hole for?" He said for grandpa, he said hes going to die. Turns out his grandfather was just using a phrase about something, poor kid.
5. when my oldest son was 3 I was getting ready to get in the shower when he came in the bathroom and I noticed he was looking at me. He said, mama, where's your penis? I said girls don't have one, they just have girl parts. He looked at me like he didn't believe me, then squatted down and looked up and said, "oh, there it is! It's reaaaally tiny" OMG, I almost busted a gut laughing!!
6. My daughter and my niece were catching bugs in the basement and then flushing them down the toilet. They put their latest prize int he toilet and I told them that they couldn't flush them anymore. My daughter paused for a moment, not sure what to do now that they couldn't flush it, but know that it couldn't end there, she looked at her cousin and declared "Lets pee on it!" So first she peed on it and I helped my niece (who isn't potty trained in the least) and she peed on it too. It was WAAAAY funny for me. It's not the most funny, but it's the latest funny story.
7. everytime my daughter sees her dad in his boxers she thinks his private parts are "poop" and she says "daddy you poop your pants?" i cant help but lmao every time i hear her say it!! and when i was pregnant she tried to look thru my belly button and said "i see brother!!" it was so adorable! kids definitely say the darndest things!!