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Wacky/Weird Sayings, Pictures, Places, Items- YOU NAME IT!?

Hey, I'm doing this PowerPoint and I need some weird things. Especially sayings (please include the person who said it), places (please include where it is), pictures (please include what is is), items (please include what it's used for if it is used). Thank you so much. This is not my homework, this is for fun. Thank you for misspelling and criticizing me when you do not even know the story. By the way, please put information about the quote/picture/item/place.

Public Comments

1. are those space pants your wearing cause your ass is outta this world ahahahahah i love pick up lines
2. please do ur own work so u learn somethin
3. if i before e except after c is the term why is weird e before i.
4. dnt trust something that bleeds for more than 3 days and doesnt die....(girls) and... Best things in life are free, second best are EXPENSIVE! =)
5. just add in some of the speeches gorge bush messed up, like when he tried saying "fool me once shame on u fool me twice .......... ummmmm........."
6. You can put lipstick on a pig....but it's still a pig. http://www.slate.com/id/2199805/ http://flickr.com/photos/93754717@N00/2846276927/ She's the village bicycle....everybody's had a ride . http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=village+bicycle wow! someone wants that 10 points really bad !!! maybe I should COPY AND PASTE TOO !!!!!!!
7. Odd & Interesting Quotes & Sayings! My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. -- Roseanne Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. -- Unknown Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. -- Franklin P. Jones A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life...It goes on. -- Robert Frost I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason I get paid weekly. Very Weekly! -- Anonymous I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. -- Gypsy Rose Lee Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. -- Oscar Levant Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -- Jennifer Unlimited Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -- W. C. Fields I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower. -- Gypsy Rose Lee The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it. -- Rudyard Kipling Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. --F. P. Jones Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. --Billy Rose I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde A rich man's joke is always funny. -- Proverb I am not young enough to know everything. -- James M. Barrie I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. -- Mark Twain My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. -- Unknown "Time is a fixed income and, as with any income, the real problem facing most of us is how to live successfully within our daily allotment." -- Margaret B. Johnstone I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. -- Lao Tsu You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Sir Seymour Hicks If you want to be happy, be. -- Henry David Thorreau Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend. -- John Lyle The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. -- Colleen McCullough I don't date women my age. There aren't any. -- Milton Berle The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." -- CalvinTrillin If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only left-handed people are in their right minds. -- Anonymous Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods. -- Albert Einstein We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. -- Albert Einstein I may be left-handed, but I'm always Right! -- Anonymous Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller A half truth, masquerading as a whole truth, is a totally false truth. -- Anonymous Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most . . . -- Anonymous Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. -- Fred Astaire Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. -- Lucy Larcom There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course. -- Rainer Maria Rilke It is better to wear out than to rust out. -- Bishop Richard Cumberland It takes a long time to grow young. -- Pablo Picasso Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. -- Anonymous The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana Edit: I found another one. King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. From Monty Phython and the Holy Grail, of course! =] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes