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What are some good funny pranks that i can get my dad back at?

My dad has been being annoying lately. So, i want to get back at him. Now i want to do it in a way that makes me laugh and him mad so pretty much a funny prank. But the thing is is i dont have an imagination to come up with one and i am only limited to some resources. So can you give me the supply list and how to do the prank prank , a link, or just give me ideas. Please i really need help. So anyways thanks.

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1. Here's a really easy one: take today's newspaper and any other newspapers you have, and tape it up over the doorway into his room, the bathroom, and any other room he frequents. Make sure the doorways you choose actually have doors, and shut the door before he walks into it.
2. If he drives, just before he leaves, go out ahead of him for some odd reason (make one up if you have to). Come back in hurriedly and say, "Dad, did you know all four of your tyres are flat?" I did that to my dad once, just as he showed a complete look of "oh s**T and resolution" I told him that I was lying. Other than he calling me (in effect) a right rotter, the score was evened.
3. Hm...Well: If he uses a computer,change his homepage to www.lemonparty.org...You will piss him off,trust me.My best friend from kindergarden doesn't trust me with websites after I did that to him. Or,if you think the lemonparty site is too cruel,change his homepage to elgoog.com .You'll confuse the hell out of him if he uses google often,lol. Or, if he has a cellphone,change the background to a picture of a toilet full of crap (smellypoop.com) and the ringtone to an earpiercing,agonizing,life-threatening shriek.Go on youtube for "screamers" to find one. Or,go with a classic: Replace the salt with sugar and vice versa. Or, tell him you know his secret.Look serious when you do.Trust me,I find it funny. Or, print out a couple pictures of gay porn and hide it under his pillow,or hide lesbian porn under your mom's.No,nevermind-that's a bit extreme.hahaha. Or, If he has a myspace,with the help of photobucket.com,make an account of a hot woman and hit on him.You'll need a friend to help so he doesn't get suspicious.Then after "she" hits on him at least a kabillion times,when he finally starts to respond,tell him "you're(as the girl)" a lesbian through an email.Cheesy,but yeah. Lol,all I got currently.I'll add more if I can think of any!
4. does he play the lottery? well if he does play the lottery, record tv lotto drawing from previous week and then when he buys a new ticket switch it with one with numbers from last week. and then play the tape and say the lotto drawing is on tv he will come and think he won and then hell get pissed when he finds out he didnt
5. you can find really interesting jokes in the link below http://morefun-time.blogspot.com/2008/09/watch-and-download-make-it-happen-2008.html
6. Before he wakes up in the morning go into his bathroom. Lift the toilet seat lid up and cover the toilet bowl with saran wrap. Put the seat back down. When he pees it will bounce out everywhere. On his day off if you play an instrument an hour before he wakes up quietly set up your instrument to the max volume and play your heart out. Take a pregnancy stick and a marker and mark the stick so it will show positive and put it some place where he will find it. Got alcohol? If he drinks beer. Empty all his beer cans out everyday before he comes home. If he buys more do it again. Got a motocycle or any one of his favorite toys? Call him when he's at work and tell him that you wrecked it. If you know where the water valve to the house is wait till he gets in the shower and has lathered up then turn the water off. You will need a wrench for that. If you have a dog or dogs. When he's sound asleep go outside and hose the dogs down then bring them back into the house wet and let them into the bedroom. Have them get on the bed. Take a raw egg and empty the inside of the egg by making a small hole on both ends of the egg. Then tape one end of the egg to cover one of the hole. Fill the egg with flour then tape the other end closed. Before he goes to work smash the egg on his head. The flour will be in his hair and will not come out easily. If he showers it will only thicken as it is flour. He will have to wash it a real long time. Ahh sooo many pranks and not enough time. Anyway just REMEMBER there's always consequences to what you do. Don't do anything dangerous. Parents are very good at getting even. I'm a parent and look at the ideas I gave you. This is only a small part of my sick mind. Just do it with love and humor. You know you'll probably be grounded for life.
7. kill his neighbors and put his fingerprints on the knife and call the cops and blame it on him. thats always a knee slapper