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What are some funny things to say on prank phone call?

I want to prank call some people because I'm bored. Tell me some funny stuff to say.

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1. Tell them you run a dogs' boarding kennel and ask them if they would like to bring a dog in to visit the dogs staying with you as they get lonely and need someone to bark with.
2. When I was in college and we were "bored" my roommate and I would be on the phone together, we would grab the phone directory and look up two names who may speak different languages and using 3-way she would dial a number and I would do the same. We'd click back in at the same time and have the people shouting hello in each of their languages. They would go on and on until one hung up. Works the same for fast food restaurants. She would call Burger King and I would call Pizza Hut....hilarious.
3. say in a country accent hi my name is Shirley and i was just calling to confirm your order of 50000 pounds of mustard. Now will that be cash or charge? the other one is say it really fast in a spanish accent; hola senorita this is mikey is bobby joe there?
4. Prank calls are not a good idea. You could get in trouble.
5. Call someone and start yelling something in a foreign language, and every few seconds repeat "I kill you." Him: "Hello?" You: "Yes?" "Hello?" "Yes sir. Can I help you?" "No, uh, you called me." "No, I’m sure you called me. What can I help you with?" "No, you called me." "Look, if you don’t tell me what you want, I’m gonna hang up." Then hang up. A few minutes later, call the same guy again. Him: "Hello?" You: "You again? If you don’t stop calling me, I’m gonna have to call the police."