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What are some good prank phone call ideas?

I want to prank phone call some of my friends but i dont have any good ideas. what are some that dont involve bad language but are still reallyyyy funny.

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1. Is your refrigerator running? and if they say yes tell them to catch it.
2. Tell them that its your towns police department and that you would like them to go down to headquarters to see if they can identify a murderer.
3. when they say hello say "911 whats your emergency" and there usually really confused and its funny
4. Easy, I've got plenty. Ask if their refridgerator is running, and if they say yes, tell them they'd better catch it. Call a fast food rastaurant and ask "do you have chicken fingers?" When they answer yes, tell them "well it must hurt when you pick your nose!" If you're calling a convenience store, ask if they have Prince Albert in a Can (a type of tobacco). If they answer yes, tell them "You'd better let him out!" And of course, the old-time favourite: Ask it there's a John there. If they hopefully say no, ask "Well how do you go to the bathroom?" AND, THESE ARE THE BEST OF ALL TO PLAY ON FRIENDS: Get a number of your friends to call another friend (disguised as someone else) and have them all ask for Joe Bloggs. After about 5 people have rung, call 5 minutes later and say "It's Joe Bloggs. Do you have any messages for me?" Make sure there is nobody at your friend's house, then send a message, saying something like: This is a message for (their name). I am here to tell you that you have won a fabulous prize worth thousands of dollars. It includes a brand new Plasma screen TV, an all-expense paid trip to Fiji (or Hawaii, California, etc.), $1000 spending money and a brand new Mazda X-7. To claim your prize, simply call 1800 655 - Then hang up before you say the last three numbers. A great follow-up to this trick is to leave a message again the next day saying "Hello (their name). We called yesterday about the fabulous prize you won. We will give you one more day to ring us back, and then we will offer the prize to someone else. In case you missed the number, it was 1800 655 - Then hang up again. If you know your friend will be out of the house for later than 5:00, ring them up and leave a message saying "Hi (their name), it's (your name). I'm just calling because I just got free tickets to a Justin Timberlake (or any band that they like) concert and I want you to come with me. Drive around to my house before 5 to pick up the tickets. However, don't bother coming after 5, I will already be heading to the concert. Unfortunately this trick only works if you know your victim will be out of the house for the day, otherwise they may actually come to your house looking for the tickets, and that will lead to a few awkward conversations. Sorry this answer was so long but I just thought I should mention all of them.
5. call and say in a funny accent (indian is usually funny) hello? i would like to order thirty-seven hotdogs to go please? hahah good luck. =)
6. Lol the ideas in here are pretty neat! but you should go to websites like www.soundboard.com www.soundboards.com There you have LOTS of soundboards What are soundboards, you ask? Well, let's say you wanna prank call someone and you wanna make believe you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, but you just can't talk like him. What do you do? you go to these websites and just load up any soundboard, call someone, and you can select lots of quotes from different celebrities and such It's always so fun! if you wanna get ideas there's this guy who's the best soundboard prank caller ever www.youtube.com/user/PhoneGuruX have fun pal :)