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Do you know of any good phone pranks that I could play on my friend?

She's a secretary. Serious answers will have a shot at the 10. I'm thinking of calling her at work with a prank cuz she says she's bored.

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1. Try using a spoof card.
2. Call her, and act really distracted like you are talking to someone or in a store or something. She should get the impression by the way you say 'hello' that this will have to be quick. Then, say that you just called because you lost your phone, and you needed her number. Let her give you the number (you hope) and ring off. Bring it up later. She'll probably work it out and call you back.
3. You should call her and try talking in a different language
4. Call her and ask… "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" she will say no...then you lay this jem on her..."Well, let him out!" Ahahahaha
5. Call her at midnight. Say "Seven days". hope she has watched The Ring.
6. preted to be a male stripper and say something like : Hello this is kinky man 2000, to smuther me in whipped cream and for you to lick it off will be an additional 50 dollars to the 30 dollars an hour. see you at 4
7. Get an egg, and something the person you are pranking likes a lot. Tell them that you are going to show them a magic trick. have them black their thumb and index finger inbetween a door that is halfway open. Tell them to hold the egg, and tell them they are placing their dear possesion underneath it. Leave. The person will be stuck holding the egg, as they can not reach it around the door, and if dropping it, will destroy their possession.
8. Call her and disguise your voice. Say "this is the office of Crumbly and Finch, attorney's at law and I am calling in regards to a petition before the courts concerning ????? (U could say "the charges brought against your husband or the paternity suit against your boy friend or law suit against your employer ... be imaginative). It is my understanding that a warrant has been issued....oh excuse me I have a call on the other line, can you hold?" Then hold you hand over the mouth piece and listen. It might be best if you have someone else make the call and you listen in. Make sure the phones at your end are completely muffled.
9. check out this site...good luck :D http://bored.com/pranksite/cate13/PhonePranks.html
10. ask if fridge is running. no matter what the person says , say "better go catch it", and laugh uncontrollably, it pisses them off.
11. call and ask for Joe (if he does exist then ask for someone else who doesn't exist) and call three or four times. then call and say hi i'm joe did anyone ask for me?
12. hello, my name is Shaba laba ding dong, do you have goat milk? what color black, yellow or white. if they say black or white say. no sorry white it too sower. do with indian accent.
13. be angry like, what you said last night (their name) really hurt me inside. im very upset that yuo did that. (and so on) and i just want you to know, that (singing) i am beautiful, no matter what you say, because words cant bring me down. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- or you can say : hi is jesus there? yes. he is . he is ALways with you.
14. Send her this message Am very disappointed in what I heard, and everyone is talking. That you bath naked! How do you plead?
15. using a spoof card
16. Okay my friends and I came up with this one You call in tell the person a weird name in a funny voice you say "Hello, this is Fill in the blank depending on gender I work for Charmin ultra and we were wondering if we could take a quick survey?" give them no time to answer and continew "does charmin ultra give you a rash on your a**? Or do you prefer Cotennell OR quilted Noerthern? wait for an answer and then just hang up. Its childesh but we certinaly get a good laugh!!!!