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I need a few great original office pranks to pull on my male co-worker. Any suggestions?

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1. Here's a few: Copy Machine Upgrade Attach a cheap microphone and a label to the office photocopier with the following instructions: "In order to keep records of who is using the copy machine, the controls are now voice-activated. Please state your name, department and the number of copies wanted in a loud, clear voice into the microphone." Bait For Gossip This prank is designed to look like the forgotten second page of a steamy love letter someone foolishly decided to print at the office. Go online to zug.com/pranks/printer/prank4.html to download the "forgotten second page." You have to have Microsoft Office 2003 for this to work. If you don't have that, write your own second page, as steamy and embarrasing as you want it! Water The Chair Pour water on a fabric-covered chair. Make sure it soaks into the whole fabric, so someone sitting on the chair won't realize something is wrong until it's too late and the unmistakable feeling of a soaked heinie sinks in (so to speak). Probably shouldn't do this to your boss' chair. Hide A Co-Workers Chair Some good hiding places for chairs are stairwells, the opposite sex's bathroom, and, of course, the office of the boss. Hide A Co-Workers Car Take the keys of an a.nal-retentive co-worker who parks in the same spot every day and move the car far away. Make sure you're able to get to the parking lot before the driver leaves to see the facial expression and hyperextension of veins in the neck when the car appears to be missing. That's all I got. Good luck and merry pranking!
2. omg that reminds me of a pic i saw somewhere of someones cubicle filled with packing peanuts. Another with those yellow sticky pad papers covering the whole cubicle! good luck! hahahahha!
3. If you can get access to his computer, then go to www.computerpranks.com, and go to the download section where there are new stuff added everyday. Hope it helps!
4. Heh heh... ok find a cupboard or filling cabinet in his office, take out the drawers and jump inside...wait for him to open it and jump out at him with shaving cream!
5. If you have time, remove everything from his cube and set it up again like someone new just started working there. It's always scary to think you've been fired and replaced over the weekend. Or if you can partition off his office space, fill his entire work space with packing peanuts. It's hilarious to watch him clear it up just to find his desk. Or use a fishing line to tie together all the items on his desk and end up tying it to the phone. Then call his phone and watch all the items on his desk cascade to the floor when he picks up the phone and drags everything off it.
6. The Roger McDowell Hot Foot is a classic. Switch some keys around the keyboard especially if he is a hunt and pecker. Remote control fart machine...pure comedy
7. inkpad the earpiece on his phone
8. be safe any thing with super glue
9. Fill his office with balloons. It's a lot better than peanuts.
10. Refrigerate his stapler (Or any other office accessory) into a bowl of jelly. Once jelly has hardened up, molded jelly with office accessory inside can be turned upside down onto you co-workers desk. Use a plate if you dont want to leave a mess.
11. Depends on how big the office is, also if you pull the prank, will he know it's you. If so, get a friend to pull the prank...be prepared.... Find a free clinic in town, call, ask if they have an Sexual Disease Department....get the name of the person who answers. Get the address you already have the number) Call from outside of the office (cell phone maybe on a break or friend) and ask to speak to him...he answers....tell him that you are (Insert name) from the Free clinic...) ask if he can verify his address then tell him he needs to come in for a free check up. He may ask some questions so be prepared....You can not give out the name of the person who gave you his name until he comes in and verifies some information and has an exam. Then make the exam on a date and time You want....LOL, later after making him squirm, you can mess with him by telling him you got a call from a so and so from this clinic looking for him. This will eat him up all day!!
12. If he has a cushioned office chair, open a koolaid packet and pour it on his chair, and with a spray bottle, spray just enough to wet the granules so they can't be seen. Then, as the guy sits and sweats throughout the day, the koolaid will bleed through his clothes. Just make sure you don't get the invisible koolaid packets. What fun would that be? Plus, unless he gets a new seat, it'll happen until all the granules are completely wet down. HEHEHE. It's also a good prank for someone's bed sheets. Just place under the sheets, and while the person sleeps, it'll color them whatever color you want!
13. SUPER GLUE!!!