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What are some good office jokes/pranks...(not too bad)?

I want to play a few jokes on ppl. in my office...like phone calls, and other pranks...

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1. if they have an office..fill it with balloons ;)
2. put tape on the thelephone button. when they pick it up it will still be ringing! there is a ton in "joy of work" by the Scott Adams, creator of dilbert. http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Joy-of-Work-by-Scott-Adams-1999_W0QQitemZ4632679565QQcategoryZ378QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem take a look and see if you like it. and, for dilbert lovers, http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/index.html hope i help :)
3. some real good jokes here,
4. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"