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I need some office pranks. Nothing destructive or too time consuming, just some good pranks.?

I am bored and am in need of some new office pranks to pull on my coworkers. If anyone has any ideas how I can cause the downfall of my coworkers i would be very grateful!!

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1. You could always make a good prank call.
2. nudge your nect-door neighor's cubicle wall by 1/2 inch a day. You;ll be surprised in a week.
3. Find the person who "hunts and pecks" on their keyboard and switch their keys around.
4. If someone is out for a day, tinfoil their entire cubicle - including stapler, computer, etc. Hilarious!!!
5. I don't know for sure...but here is a link I found with lots of idea...and here is an idea that some co-workers and I played on a guy that transferred to out office from California: The 2nd day he was there, I sent him an email detailing that we had a "kitchen duty" schedule, and that whoever had kitchen duty on a particular week, typically bought the department breakfast that week (every day), in addition to what one would consider kitchen duty...anyway I mocked up a schedule and put him down for the week after and distributed it (even our VP and General Mgr was in on it) and that Friday he went into our bosses office to ask him what people generally brought to eat...(we had 16 people) so my boss told him breakfast burritos or Krispy Kreme...anyway..Monday rolls around...and he brings in a ton of Krispy Kremes....my evil cohort couldnt be in until 9:30 that morning and had asked me to save a couple for him...so I did...well..as the morning wore on...and everyone was giggling...he finally started catching on...and un-beknownst to anyone, he had went into Chris's (my evil cohort) office and licked all the frosting off the donuts and turned them over so he might not notice...needless to say...Chris didnt notice and ate them...and then Jack (the guy we "tried" to "get") busts out laughing...and says "I GOT YOU BOTH"....that was the start of some pretty fun times down our end of the hall...which became known as the "Dark Side"...LOL have fun....and keep it light and fun....
6. leave a used condom on their keyboard when they go to lunch
7. I once worked at a really hi pressure company out of Dalton Ga. that was in 1982. Everyone was always calling the new boss a big baby because of the way he acted when he didn't get exactly his way. Only they wouldn't say it to his face. I had an inspiration!!! He knew what everyone was saying but just didn't take it seriously. One night I came back to the office as I had the keys to the offices. When we all reported for work the next morning there was a package on his desk gift wrapped and signed from anonymous. There was a napkin folded like a diaper filled with mustard and pinned with a baby pin!!! I thought that it was hysterical as did every one else but him!!!! He didn't get the joke. He came through the shipping Dept and began to throw things around. Including boxes, shipping tags and tickets, tools, tape measures. At the end of his tirade he grabbed a box that was ready for shipping. In his anger he grabbed the tape, ripped it off, wadded it in a ball and threw it through the air. Unfortunately it landed in my hair!!! Unfortunately for him, I stayed in the office for lunch that day. When he returned from lunch he continued his tirade. He went by the dock coding machine and grabbed hold of a pencil. He looked kind of stupid really. It wouldn't come off the desk. Instead if giving up while he was ahead he then grabbed at a tape measure. That as well would not come off the desk. He grabbed for it several times. From the look on his face he just didn't get it!!! Then he became really angry and tried everything on the desk. SOMEONE had taken a hotmelt gun and glued everything to all the desks in shipping. It is really harmless because all you have to do is cool the object just a little and it will release without a trace of evidence and peel right off almost any surface except for thingfs like porous materials. His words were he was going to whip that plant into shape or else. He was trying to make a big impression, as he was just out of business colledge. Bad mistake!!!!! What he didn't fully understand was that I had worked for that company for years and had turned down the job he so worshipped. I did it for 2 months until a replacement could be found. His last mistake was virtually accusing the employees in that department of theft, due to cost overuns. He then decided to do a complete department inventory. PERSONNALY!!!! I in my wisdom hired a temporary heister operator to cut costs according to his larger scheme of things. He went up in the heister cage himself. Which as anyone in the carpet industry knows that the storage bins can be several stories high. I had personally instructed the temp what was expected of him. How his time schedule would go and when the break buzzer would sound. When the lunch buzzer sounded everyone went to lunch. When we returned to the duties at hand Richard was still two stories up screaming to be let down. Richard if you are out there and are reading this message hope you can finally understand. Not everything is absolute. You have to have a sense of homor as well. You could have gained a lot more respect and loyalty through humor rather than fear. P.S. Hope you liked the training pants I sent when I retired. I figured it was about time. LOVE T