My Funny Picture - How do u like my story?

How do u like my story?

“Help me!”I cried. My arms outstretched towards the darkness. The image was growing stronger with every beat of her pounding heart. She heard the sound once more. It got closer and then there was a knock on the door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK “Who could it be? I mean its Halloween night and did I mention its Halloween night!” I said to myself frightened yet relieved that the creepy figure went down open to the door. “Who is it,” It said. No answer. I hear the door open. BOOM a shot was fired. I ran to the kitchen to get a weapon for protection. “Don’t move”, I whispered loud enough for him to hear. “Hey Dork Happy Halloween,” the figure responded with a laugh. I turn on the light and it was just the jocks playing a joke on me. “GET OUT YOU JERKS!” They leave laughing the whole way out. I had been relieved but mad that those dim-witted jerks would play a mean joke like that on me. The name’s Timothy Greenwich but everyone calls me dork. Well I am captain of the chess team, smart, skinny, in my senior year of high school, not that popular and everyone hates me. I live in New York and attend the worst high school named Brantford High. I live alone and have no friends. I work as a part time waiter at Le Chef Boyardee. So you can say my life was not that perfect. One day just one day I will get my revenge on those jerks. Let me go back to sleep, I have school tomorrow. The next morning I woke up and got ready for school. As usual I wear my suspenders and my glasses. You ask why those jocks call me a dork but I really don’t know. My parents don’t care about me so I don’t know where they are. I’m on my way to school just hope those jerks don’t run me over this time. Until I crossed, a car was speeding and it hit me. Guess who hit me? Those stinking jerks! I woke up in a hospital bed. The doctor tells me that I suffered minor injuries from the accident. I will be in tip top shape in 2 days. I didn’t expect any visitors to come since no one did come. I was in pain the whole night and that night thought of way to get revenge of the jerks. Maybe I can I do it on graduation day. I stood the whole night planning the master plan to getting revenge. 8 YEARS LATER. It is time to put my plan into action. My plan will not only humiliate the jerks but will kill them. Sure I`ll end up in jail but I have to do it. So tomorrow night the plan will go into action. I just needed to buy the supplies, which were: a chainsaw, my nerd costume and me of course. That night came and I’ve been waiting for this day to come. Well I went to each of those jerks homes and sent them a nice informal letter that read: Dear Jerks, This is Timothy Greenwich informing you that I have recovered from the car accident and would for you to meet me at Old York Cemetery. Let me tell you a little history about this cemetery. A friendly ghost makes this cemetery her home. Mary Miller Jason, a white witch, would help sick people by prescribing herbs and exorcising neighbor's homes in her life. She died in 1774 and sightings of her have been occurring ever since. Children have also told stories of a good invisible woman that pushes them on the swings of the playground across the street. If you guys have the guts to meet me here then bring it on. I have a special gift for all of you. Meet me there at 9pm tonight. Can’t wait to see you here! Sincerely, Timothy Greenwich After I finished giving the letters to the jerks I went to the cemetery to set up. When I arrived at the cemetery I began to set up the lights and everything else. I waited for those jerks to come. It was 9:00 on the dot and they still hadn’t arrived. I don’t believe they are that wimpy. “Dork we’re here. We want our gift,” giggled the jerks. Its show time I said with anxiousness. So I called the jerks over and started the chainsaw. “You want your present?” I said furiously. That’s when they saw me with the chainsaw, their faces changed by the blink of an eye. “Who’s a dork now?” I responded with power. The jerks just stood there trying to persuade me to shut the chain saw off. I did but then I turn it back on with an evil laugh. All you could see was blood shooting all over the place. After all this was over I dug up each and every body part in dugout. I went back home and grabbed my yearbook to cross off all the jerks. They’re names: Joe Smith, Steve Gonzalez, Chris Benet and John Green. There were still more to kill. I’m sorry did I not tell you that there are lots of more people I need to kill. Well this is just the beginning and no one can stop because I am Dorkenstein. I will keep the legend going forever. The next people on my list are: mom, dad, and everyone else from the yearbook. So for the past few days my room has been filled with pictures of each of my victims. That’s when I turn on the television and they found the bodies. “Oh great I dug those wholes for nothing.” KNOCK KNOCK someone was at the door. I looked through the door whole. “It’s the police open up” they yelled. I opened it and there were a lot of officers outside. I used my chain saw to kill one of the officers but they shot me several times. Luckily I had worn a bullet proof vest. I gave them my evil laugh and went for them all until they warned to shoot me in the head. They got me! I left a letter to who ever really cared me. It read: Dear To Who It May Concern, I would like to say job well done police officers. You guys were too late! I killed the jerks and you don’t know where their bodies are hidden. Since I will be dead by the time you read this I will be lying in my coffin. I killed all of them to get revenge on them and it pays off. I know that I ruined my life by killing. What else was I supposed to do? Let them keep on bothering me and freaking me out with their selfish little pranks. Someone once said “Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.” I found this poem on the internet and thought it would be nice for you to read this. Last night I had a shock Somehow I have to make you pay It's all about handling And what it takes to get my way I don't believe in soft solutions No one makes a fool of me Without receiving vengeance No one hurts me and goes free I'll play on your fears, I'll leave you in tears You'll never be the same, my friend You're walking a line, it's a matter of time You'll never rest easy again I've got the power to bring you down I've heard it said, to err is human It's forgiveness that's marvelous I thought about forgiving you, but I want revenge, I want what's mine I think it's time to settle scores now It's time to set the record straight You'll know it's coming, you won't know how Or when, you'll have to watch and wait I'll play on your fears, I'll leave you in tears You'll never be the same, my friend You're walking a line, it's a matter of time You'll never rest easy again I've got the power to bring you down You know, it feels intoxicating To be intimidating It's invigorating To see you shaking I've got the power to bring you down You know something, you see it coming, You know I will stop at nothing.” I just hope you enjoy because when I found it on the internet I read it to my victims after each of their deaths. Just one more thing to say: Whose the dork now. Just because I am dead does not mean I’m finish with killing. I will be killing forever!!!!!!! Yours Truly, Timothy Greenwich

Public Comments

thats awesome story i thought i was reading a real book!!!!!!
That is REALLY disturbing. The fact it took him 8 years to think of a plan that simple is a bit =\ And at the start of his letter to them it says "I have recovered from the car accident" But it was 8 years after anyways, so of course he would of done lol. Yeah its kinda good but freaked me out. Wouldn't the guys have run away before he got a chance to chainsaw them all???
very interesting!! I really enjoyed reading this!