Fork their yard. Take a number of plastic forks, about 400-500. And stick them all over their yard. No only will they have a hard time removing all the forks, it will be very annoying. Take out an ad in our local newspaper advertising NAME family are having an "Estate sale! Antiques!" starting at 6 am on a Sunday. During the night before, put up signs in their yard and the street corners! call the army recruiting office and act like you are NAME. say you want to join but you don't have a car to get to their office and will they please come to your house and recruit you then film it what if we went to big W and bought heaps of ugly granny undies and put them all over his house