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Have you ever gotten revenge on a cheating boyfriend or girlfriend?

What did you do to get revenge (pranks)? I need some more ideas (not relating to sex) I've got that part coverd (I'm sleeping with his "best"friend and his sister) and I put a trout in his box spings of his bead and a trout behind the glove box in his car! And I told him I was pregnant and he gave me $350 for an abortion!

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1. NO. I cheated on him. He never got revenge
2. no I am a firm believer in you will reap what you sow.
3. I think never getting revenge is probably the best revenge.
4. wow...that's a little harsh. chill out a little. move on. no one is worth all that trouble.
5. yes, twice as bad. and then he asked me out again, but i turned him down >:) he deserved everything he got
6. I've sent text messages from my ex's phone to a girl and pretending to be him I asked the girl if she would be down to have a 3 way with my buddy and I because I wanted to get my buddy laid for his birthday!
7. I've done a couple of things. One boyfriend was a compulsive liar (he was 18 and told me he had heart problems, the stress of our relationship was killing him so he needed to break up -- he told his girfirend after me that he was dying of cancer) so I told him I was pregnant. Only, I didn't tell him -- our mutual male friend told him I thought I was. When he called to confront me, I told him I hadn't wanted to tell him on account of his heart condition. With another boyfriend I found out through mutual friends that he was with me and another girl at the same time. The other girl and I met, one of us asked him to meet us at the mall, then we both confronted him. He was in a sorry state when we were done with him! Sounds like you have things pretty well covered. Trout he-he! I never would have thought of that.
8. Sure. I went down to see her at school in Atlanta(a surprise) and she returned from her night out with a guy she met to find me. So, I stayed for a few days, borrowed a couple of hundred bucks and then flew back home and slept with her older sister, whom she was deathly jealous of anyway. Then, I told her best male friend that we both knew so it would seep back her way when he thought it was safe to dime on me...revenge is a dish best served ice cold! This was years ago and I hear she still talks about it like it was yesterday!!!
9. spouse: I knew where his mistress lived. I went over and let the air out of his back tires. I also programmed his email program so that I always got a blind copy of every email he sent her (every one sent, period). (He was age 60 & very ignorant of computers).
10. The best thing would be is to not to even consider revenge. When my boyfriend of 4 years cheated on me, I kicked him out and said "F*** that", and never gave him the time of day after that. I mean yeah I was hurting, but I told myself he wasn't worth the tears. Believe me, it really bothered him.... but I refused to give him the satisfaction of knowing how much I was really hurt over it.
11. I've never done these before: put pee on his car tank flat tire his car
12. My aren't you a little devil. I think you have already done plenty. The ultimate revenge is to break up and have a wonderful life.
13. I must first tip my hat to you as what you have already done is excellent ! Mine was a cheater too here some things I did : I used his toothbrush on the toilet a few times.< --- make sure you tell him this WHEN YOU BREAK UP ! Piss in his Listerine bottle < ---- tell him this one too ! Baked him some bran muffins with some *** extra fiber*** laxative. I snuck down stairs ( we lived in big apartment building) and flattened two of his tires ( I poked them in the side wall) and snuck back up stairs to bed.... when he later told me I was like "poor baby my god who would do a thing like that" I did this a few more times over the next two weeks ...I even offered to go down and * check on his car a few times. I turned him into unemployment for working off the books whilst he was collecting unemployment He was evicted from his apartment a while later and had judgment pending against him ...he was not locatable by the lawer so I provided his new address. Get naked picture of him ...try not to let him see you take it though... now print it up at home. Mail a few out to his friends , his family , to his job , his neighbors ..... Sneak into his car and put pee on the seats.... make sure you a enough drying time though ... you pee in a jar and transport it to the car ! .