My Funny Picture

Any ideas of creative/clever/funny pictures and sayings to iron onto a t-shirt?

Does anyone know any MATURE (nothing gross, sexual, or innapropriate for school) and clever things I could put onto a t-shirt? I already have some things, and Im making 12 shirts...any ideas? Im planning on wearing them to school And they can be about ANYTHING, as long as it's not some peverted saying related to sex/anything a 4 year old would find funny......

Public Comments

1. YOUR MOM GOT BAPTIZED AT SEAWORLD.
2. I deleted Tom! It's morphin' time! Barbie is a lesbian Dip me in chocolate and feed me to lesbians The penguins stole my sanity Yo mommas so fat... Sweet niblets try here - http://www.fortogden.com/foslog.html
3. well that's not very specific... err... what types of things do you like? put that kind of stuff on the shirts. I don't really know =/
4. Chuck Norris will save us all! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ And maybe some Norris facts
5. haha well you might not like mine because I'm immature but here it goes I have a black T-shirt and in hot pink letters it says "grown ups SUCK" lol :] my school hasn't said a thing to me about it so it might be allowed in your school hope I helped :]
6. put.. i am the http://www.webgifs.net/free-gif/humor/bomb.gif
7. well how about "thats what she said" and have a pic of a girl talking.
8. triumph-(noun)-starts with try and ends with "umph!" *happy feet
9. T-Shirt Pants [I saw some cool little kid wearing a black tee with PANTS written on it in white and it was the coolest thing in the world] Applecrumble & Fetch Horrorstore [with a flying bird underneath it like the Hollister logo] *Put funny saying here* Lead Blimp [with a picture of Led Zeppelin or something] AB/CD [written with the thunderbolt like the AC/DC logo] Lungs, Heart, Stomach, Liver, Rock-hard Abs [the words written over where these things would be] Read My Shirt ... I hope you find some of these funny. I've been thinking about making my own shirts for a while, but never got around to it. So instead, I make comics. =P
10. One of my favorite designs that I'm trying to get on a hoodie (or t-shirt) is of a guy throwing a backflip on a bike and under it is the words "Carpe Diem" (it means "Seize the day").