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If I am making a mock motivation poster about friends...? If I am making a mock Motivational Poster (A picture with a black background and a message in big black letters that usually has motivational text, but not in this case since I am mocking it.) what would be some extremely funny text to put on the bottom?

Is there a name for this? I'm sure most of you will know what I'm talking about. You see, all my life, all my teachers seem to all have one thing in common. They all cover their walls with these ridiculous education poster things. You know the ones, the motivation, educational posters that try to be funny or clever but just completely fail? Here's some examples of what some of the one's I've seen say... "Save the drama for your llama," When you goof off, the class laughs with you, but you stay after school alone," and "Don't be a slacker, be a TAKS cracker!" (I live in Texas, so every year we take a test called the TAKS, just to fill you in.) So, is there a name for these dorky, educational, "humorous" posters? I was just wondering, because I really hate them. It's like they try so hard to be motivational it makes you want to do the exact opposite just to piss off who ever made the d*mn thing.

what is this kind of picuture called? it always has a black border and a wise crack kind of smaller caption? heres some examples: http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi192.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz146%2Fbschaffer13%2Fbutt.jpg&searchTerm=great%20butt&pageOffset=1 http://www.buzzhumor.com/pictures/16281/Epic_Boobs http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/jailbait2.jpg i find all of these pics to be hecka funny and they look like demotivation posters (sorta) tell me what they are called or where i can see more becuase this stuff is hilarious! ok im not a pervert its just they are friggin hilarious!

not enjoying university- drop out? I am at Keele university, first year, studying Geography. Last year i was studying Earth System Science, but i was rubbish at it, it was geology based not geography like i thought it was. So i changed course and had to start again sept 2009. Last year i was in a block with 30 other blokes, it was a good laugh, and although my course was crap the 5 of us on it were good friends. I was quite happy till the work [geology] got harder and i lost interest and fell behind. This year im in a 'flat' (its on campus accom but a flat for 4) with 3 friends, one who i am weakest with and is out all the time, one who was on my course last year and is out all the time and grumpy, and one who is funny, good fun and drunk but doesnt go to Any lectures or do any work which definately is a bad influence. my room is always cold, the curtains dont work, i have damp walls and damp sheets ( in the morning my socks are cold and wet). I cant stick any posters up due to the damp cant even hang a cork noticeboard up as there are no hooks or rouge nails sticking out. to the point, this year i am not happy as the course isnt as good as expected. its easier than last year and i feel up to speed, but i dont have any friends on it as everyone sits with ppl from their blocks. There is more work that last year as i only do 9 hours of lectures, last year 24. my friends in my flat dont do my course so we cant do work together. we go out together, and i see ppl from my course last year but most of the time i dont really like my course or being in my flat. I also have poor physical and mental health I get panic attacks, feel nervous/ anxious alot, have chest pains (thinking its my heart- leads to a panic attack) and slight agoraphobia. away from home its alot worse, out of my comfort zone. My dad had to pick me up one time when i was having a bad panic attack as i couldnt deal with it on my own. Generally being nervous of my health, miserable about my health, in a poor environment and without people to talk to is ruining my time at uni. I have no motivation now and am slipping behind, missing lectures. My health problems are the biggest thing that is getting me down. Should I drop out? what opportunities are there for a B,C,C (media, geography, environmental science) A level student in something geography-y in the UK? does anyone have any experience with not enjoying uni- how to make it better, what happened when you dropped out? Will I suffer for having only A levels? when will jobs start to crop up again (when will the recession wain?) should i just stick with uni?

How would a teacher think of me as a student? I'm not really a brilliant child. My easiest classes are english, social science, and foreign language. My most difficult are math and science. Regardless, I have to make sure I work hard for every class. I generally have motivation to complete all my assignments, study, and ask for help when I need it, however, there are periods of time when I go through bouts of depression, and my grades drop. I don't know if the teachers realize this (I never tell them and try not to show it), but this happens generally 3 or 4 times a year, maybe lasting a month or two, so my grades fluctuate between As and Bs to low Bs and Cs, with only completion homework saving me from Ds and Fs. Depressed or not, I do like to act friendly with people as I know how - both toward classmates and teachers... though more so teachers than classmates, as some classmates can act like real douchebags at times. When another kid is trying to annoy me and is making mean comments toward me, I get very sarcastic and mean with my comments toward them - if not, I ignore them. Typically, though, I am easy to talk to and am friendly, and have good intentions. Right now I'm trying to learn to be more optimistic about things, and trying to build up stronger responsiblity skills when it comes to how hard I focus on my school work. I don't really bond with teachers often, and throughout my entire life, there's only been a small handfull that I felt comfortable talking to on a friendly basis. But, this year my math teacher has inspired me to be...less tempermental? Haha, that, and to just be a more hard-working student over-all. We get along well. She thinks it's funny that I write random facts and math jokes in the margins of my tests/quizzes. Haha, I dunno. I want to make her a thank you poster/letter/thing that includes all the inside jokes of the class. Despite the good relationship with her, though, there are other teachers that I don't like as much (mostly because I personally think he acts more like an immature student than a teacher....), and I rarely bother to talk in those classes at all. So, sometimes I think teachers might find me a decent student, while other times I can't help but wonder if they even like me at all. And I'm not about to ask them, as I think that's somewhat awkward. =P Thanks for any responses...