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Where can i view funny cat and dog videos? Where can i view funny cat and dog videos?
Funny cat and dog pics, vidoes, or stories.? Do you have any funny moments caught on camera with your cat(s) and dog(s) (in a video or a picture)? Or any funny stories to share? Here is my dog and cat playing... well mostly the cat. She just would not give up.... so she got dragged... You'll see... http://www.flickr.com/photos/59688190@N02/6100696323/in/photostream/
I need funny Youtube videos!? Hey everyone, I work with an 8-year-old boy and I need a good selection of G-rated videos that he will find hilarious. It can't be anything that an extremely concerned mother wouldn't approve of. For example, relatively little to no bathroom humor, no swearing, nothing inappropriate. So you can get an idea of what kind of things he likes, his favorite funny videos of all time include: Funny cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-j7OhI5V2s Bridgestone squirrel Superbowl commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkSFeWNAOV0 Einstein the parrot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfGEtALHYs (he especially likes the part where the parrot makes a fart noise) Geico piggy commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F_G2zp-opg and... whatever you call this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLqEzoS2zw I've shown him pretty much every appropriate "funny cats" video there is on Youtube, and one funny dog one. He is scared of the Muppets and of VeggieTales. Due to his mom's restrictions on movies, he has not seen anything that is rated PG (so, he wouldn't get anything that has to do with Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc). Any ideas for more videos he'd like?
What is the funniest thing your dog or cat has done? Tell breed if dog and what they have done that you wish you would have recorded and put on Funniest Home Videos. My dogs make me crack up laughing everyday...if i only had the video camera out I would be rich with all the stuff they do.
Can Dog and Cats see themselves in a Mirror? I remember when my cocker spaniel was a puppy he used to see his reflection in the kitchen oven and bark at it, but now he's four and he doesn't do anything when in front of an mirror, such as look forward or at me in it. I'm not sure about cats because i haven't seen my cat near a mirror, but i've seen funny videos of cats with mirrors. Can dogs and cats fully see themselves in a mirror?
A link to a clip from America's Funniest Home videos that shows this dog "stealthily" stealing this cat's food? I saw it a few weeks ago and I think that dude from Extreme Makeover Home edition was on it too. I just want to show my friend this clip because I think it's adorable.
How to download a Dailymotion clip? I save to my Favorites directory many Dailymotion clips (funny dog and cat videos mostly: I'm a champion dog breeder and trainer). Probelm is, many of them go away after a few months. Is there a way that I can copy them so that I can save them to a drive such that I'll always be able to watch them, regardless if deleted at the source? Thanx!
Why are cat videos so entertaining? It's one of my secret obsessions... I just find them so cute and funny. Though I rather have a dog as a pet than a cat, but cat videos will always be my favorite! Do you watch them? Why?
Funny pet pictures or videos? Does any one have any funny pictures or videos of there dog or cat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5DwY0B7cA4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUbD6Yc7PUU Heres two of my dog she's an English Mastiff and her name is Keely she's 11 1/2 months old and she's a blast!!!
What is some of the most funniest thing or things your dog/puppy has done that made you laugh so hard that .. your belly muscles hurt? I asked this similar question in the cats section. I asked of this cause I love to laugh at the wonderful things our pets do when they are being their loveable mischeivous selves. I watched tonight on Americas funniest videos that this cat got caught up in a bag and freaked out and ran into things to get away. It was funny to see and I laughed hard. There was this dog that was held over a tub and he just start dog paddeling away like he was swimming. They held him over a toilet and he started dog paddeling.. and then they held him over a really small cup of water and he started dog paddeling.. So funny... :D lol
How can I complain about youtube videos that are abusing animals? I was flipping thru funny videos and came across youtube which I thought was terrible abuse to animals. The person was video taping an obviousely DRUGGED cat in one clip and dog in another. There was nothing funny about it. Isn't there someone who reviews this stuff. Can people do whatever they want on these sights. This is terrible. I am outraged.
Cat lovers have you seen this video? A cat is attacking a rottweiler? Its amazing considering the size difference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YdiptluUOQ In this video the cat scars away a bear( and the bear is on no leash if some people think thats why cat attacked dog). http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5067912.stm there is also a video of funny cats on youtube where a bear is running away from a cat.
what is the most famous or best youtube video with a puppy or pet? I am trying to look up the best known, most widely known, cutest or funniest youtube videos about cats, dogs or other animals. So far I have: the sneezing panda and her mother, how to break up a cat fight, cat fight with girlfriend, surprised kitten.....
how do you train your cat to talk? I know it sounds farfetched but I've seen video like on America's funniest home videos they showed dogs and cats talking, but I have tried everything and my cat still won't talk how do you get them to talk?
How to tell if I'm getting a dog? My mom has been recently asking me questions about dogs lately, here's what she said: Q: "If the dog doesn't like our cats (or vice versa) , what would we do?" A: "Well, firstly, it would be a dog that is okay with cats. If the cats don't like the dog, we'll give it a chance to get comfortable, if a week can't do it, the dog might have to go." Q: "If I go back to work, what will the dog do for 7-8 hrs?" A: "We get a kennel, some chew toys, a tiny bit of water, a dog litter box training thing, and some dry food." NOTE: These questions were separated by every conversation we had about getting a dog, which was like, a week maybe. My mom borrows my computer a lot, and I looked in the "History" because I wanted to see this funny cat video, and I saw A LOT of pet finder yorkie w/ or w/o teacup sometimes. This could have actually been my sister on my computer though, so that's kind of an idk. I'm gonna ask my sis tonight if she did. ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? I'm kind of already listenning to my mom and dad talk when me and my sis go to bed, but only when I hear the word "dog" then I go on the stairs and listen. (ya its eavesdropping, but hey, you'd probably do the same thing. XD ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! ANYWAYS, AM I GETTING A DOG? WHAT CLUES SHOULD I LOOK FOR? THANKIES! Also, both my rents have had dogs when they were growing up. P.S. We have a long yard, and an average 2 story house (but 3 story in a few years, basement fixing :D) And, my dad is PROBABLY all for it. But, he's more of a cat person nowadays. :D Also, I actually haven't been eavesdropping. I just thought of that on the spot. PLEASE TEACH ME SOME CLUES TO LOOKOUT FOR! :D I have to add that annoying thing at the end for a reason, cause a lot of people will not pay attention to the question a lot. Also, if I DID ask them, they'll just say no. Common sense. OH MY GOD LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVEN'T READ THIS WHOLE THING! My mom'll be at home the entire time, but that's just how long I'm away from home. Mom is probably only gone for like 1 hr. and I've never had a dog before! I'll probably be playing with him/her like crazy! You call THAT abuse? I swear, most people only answer for points, not to help people.
Talking cats and dogs??? Is this for real? I saw videos from Americans Funny videos with cats and dogs actually TALKING!! Well, they are basically imitating their owners' words, kinda like parrots, except cats meow the words and the dogs woof woof them. They say stuff like "hello" and "run around" and "I want my mama" and "I love you" and stuff. There was this one cat that said "Oh my dog, oh long john, oh long johnson, oh Don Piano, why I eyes ya, all the live long day". Is this vocally possible? I don't think animals have the right vocal cords to be able to pull such a feat.
Have you seen REALLY trained dogs? and I am sure you have but the top video on this page is hilarious. http://www.dogfoodscoop.com/funny-dog-videos.html Video is called Hundeshow 09...The one below it with Gabriel and Stanley is cute. It shows how some dogs and cats get along.. If you have problems getting to the video you can go to the dogfoodscoop.com and funny video is the bottom selection on the left.
Funny Youtube videos? Funny as in NO cats, babies, dogs, animals of any sort, or people falling. I don't find that to be funny. It's just tacky and stupid. Double rainbow; now that's funny. I like potter puppet pals too.
police comments taken off of police car videos? funny stuff? 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document·" #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here
How do you make your dog look like it's talking? I saw this channel on youtube called klatuu42 I think is what it's called. Well, that person uses videos of animals talking and translates them kind of. I want to do the same thing because it's funny. But how do I get my dog or cat's mouth to move like it's talking? Muff Muff, I know that's not true because people send in clips of their animals moving their mouths. It's not him that does it, he just makes voices.
Why is it okay for a medium-sized dog to be put in a cat kennel? There is a video on YouTube that shows a medium-sized dog in a plastic cat kennel trying to escape by tipping it over every which way while yelping and crying. The video lasts 10 minutes and seriously isn't funny. (The owner was "catching" his naughty dog while they weren't at home.....was this supposed to be humorous?) I posted a comment to the video that it was not funny and that the dog should have a sturdy crate to keep him or her safe, which is true and an honest statement. The owner, and his buddies, posted replies to me that contained language I wouldn't even type on here. They also told me that there is no harm in buying a plastic cat kennel for a dog. Is this honestly true?? For a dog who can knock and roll it over all day crying and yelping for help? Why not buy a sturdier crate seeing the light-weight plastic one isn't best suited for the dog? Why put him or her in a dangerous situation to be broadcasted on YouTube for sh*ts and giggles? So, what kind of crate or kennel would you say a 15 pound, hyper dog should be in ALL day while the owner is at work?
Can anyone provide a video link for'polaroid cat+dog commercial.? http://www.ciadvertising.org/student_account/spring_02/adv382j/marykellyharkins/paper2/polaroid.htm The above link provides a good description and photograph of this very funny commercial.
how do people teach their pets to talk? As you'll see on America's funniest videos, some dogs and even cats have learned how to say "mama".
Do you ever feel like you have to fake laugh when everyone else thinks its funny? Lets say someone at work is showing a video of a cat peeing on a dog on their computer at work, and everyone is laughing hysterically and you dont find it funny. You see the humor but you just dont think its laugh-out-loud funny. Do you pretend to laugh? I usually do pretend but its hard to laugh when you dont really mean it! I have a sense of humor, but not over that kind of stuff. Why do I feel like I have to go along and laugh? Does anyone else do this?
Dog rule and cats drool! Aren't they cute!? http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Man-s-Best-Friend-Dog-Eats-Cat-620394.html that video is funny! they are so cute playing together!
Why is it that Dogs always mess with Cats? Every Youtube video i watch of a cat and dog thats funny, the dog is always messing with the cat the dog thinks theyre having fun but the cat is pissed? Lol why is that? I feel bad for the dog its like it doesn't like you !! by mess i mean play with the cat, like trying to get its attention
Will my friend's dog get along with my cat? my friend's family have to go somewhere and she asks me if i could take care of her dog for 5 nights, the problem is i have a cat and im not sure if they will get along these are their personality my cat gibby: never met a dog before but has heard dog barking in our neighborhood and is not scared of it. it's funny b/c i put a stuffed dog in her room so she could snuggle to it and she took it out of her room. I think maybe she's territorial of something, idk. she doesn't scratch anybody unless she's really starled or something. But i'm afriaid she would start a fight with molly(my friend's dog) becuse she easily bites, even thought it's more of a gnaw, but after you ignore her for a second she starts being cuddly again. My friend's dog Molly Molly is very energetic and friendly, she hardly disobeys and likes people A LOT. She loves being petted and spending time with people. She never gets angry at all. She is very calm and barks when she sees a stranger and then stops. I'm kind of afraid Gibby would get jealous or something or she might eat Molly's food. She would also be jealous because Molly gets walked and she's not allowed to go outside. So any advice or videos tht i could watch? Should i bring them together or something? thx
Youtube ideas about my dog? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aANLp7aEQ4s This is one that i have got (What happens when Dave the dog sees a cat?) He's a Springer Spaniel and called Dave:) I want to do some funny videos about him but have no idea what- please help me, i would REALLY appreciate it:D Thankyou .. I would like actual things that would actually be practical for me to do please:)
someone kidnapped your dogs and used them in dogfighting rings how would u feel? I saw in the news a while ago saying that teenagers are breaking into family homes and steal other peoples pets, cats and dogs to be used in dogfighting rings. I saw myspace videos of kittens being attacked by pitbulls. kids sicking their dogs on innocent children as young as 3. You see the smiles on there faces. Dogs are fighting each other, and those teens just think it's so funny and so cool that they put it on myspace. They kidnapped other peoples dogs and made their dogs attack them in their own backyard with other kids drinking and smoking,doesnt it make you wonder? why are the parents doing something about this? If this happened to your dog or cat or your 3 yr old child. would you be mad? If they died what would u do? How would you feel, doesnt that make you mad?
Are you upset with AFV (America's funny HOme Video's)? If you are please go to this link http://site.abc.go.com/primetime/afv/index?pn=mb&cat=72875&tid=734319 Join and go to message board and post you complaints they are not going to change unless they hear it themselves. My husband and I are so grossed us out and DISGUSTS us by what we've seen on the show lately! WE are no longer going to watch it! We are very upset b/c everyone knowns that showing naked babies on T.V. is wrong and aginst the law and somehow AFV is still getting away with it! I am upset at the host and his sick sence of humor. I do not find him funny, only more of a petafile, a petafile supporter and someone who gets on my nerves! The gross humor has been going on now for the last three to four years and it is only getting worse! Is it society or the people at AVF that should know better, or both? I do not think videos where stuff getting stuck in babies butts are funny. Only the mother would! It is not funny when people have diarreah at all how is an illness funny? The boy and his family that won on last nights show was groos and not funny. AFV shocked us once again with a loss cause winner, it's so aulful!!! I was upset that a video like that would even win! So many great videos do not get the credit they deserve and it is totally wrong that they only allow the family that has made it to the show to win cash prizes! Most if not all of the people that contribute to the show do not have the funds to travel in times like today with more and more job loss. How is it funny when a child picks up dog sh*t! Or picks their nose or their butt on stage before preforming?! Showing a clip of a girl getting her snotty nose cleaned out by a dogs tounge thats just gross whos the judge on what is shown on the show they need to be fired!!! The poor dog and it's rights!!! What is this show saying about American's? That we do not know what funny is? Well I do and AFV makes me ashamed to be an American!!!
Let's say a group of teenagers kidnapped your pets and used them in dogfighting rings.How would u feel?Pissed? I saw in the news a while ago saying that teenagers are breaking into family homes and steal other peoples pets, cats and dogs to be used in dogfighting rings. I saw myspace videos of kittens being attacked by pitbulls. kids sicking their dogs on innocent children as young as 3. You see the smiles on there faces. Dogs are fighting each other, and those teens just think it's so funny and so cool that they put it on myspace. They kidnapped other peoples dogs and made their dogs attack them in their own backyard with other kids drinking and smoking,doesnt it make you wonder? why are the parents doing something about this? If this happened to your dog or cat or your 3 yr old child. would you be mad? If they died what would u do? How would you feel, doesnt that make you mad?
How to get pets on video? Hi, I'm a former photographer and I love animals. I have two cats and two dogs that love being on video. Sometimes, my cats do some really funny things. I see these things all the time but, sometimes my camera isn't with me. I want to be able to get some of these things on video or in pictures to put on Youtube. Any tips and advice? What do you do to get your pets to do funny things? Help? Thanks!
What does Pues que chingaos traes wey mean? I think it means "I'm going to F-ing kick your a--- if you don't stop it" Or something like that. I tried looking up the words and thats the closest I could get. Some words didn't come up on the translator and I couldn't find it in a Spanish slang dictionary. I am at work and most sites are blocked. LOL I am forwarding out an email and I want to make sure I translate it right before I send it out to people who don't know Spanish. Its on a funny video with a cat gently pawing at a little dogs ears. The dog stares down the cat and it says on the screen it says "Pues que chingaos traes wey" then the cat continues to gently paw at the dog. The dog chases after the cat barking and the cat runs.
what are some REALLY FUNNY ideas for a youtube video??? b/c i m gonna make 1 with my friend tomorrow,and i need some ideas!!!i have 1 inside cat,1outside dog,and its supposed to be sunny and 47 degrees F....if that helps with anything.we r both really hyper and we r 12 yrs old.so yah.....any ideas???
i am soo mad! i cant find this video!? i watched this video, it was a funny cartoon dog dating video, where these dogs r talking about who theyd want to hook up with and such, and i really want to see it again, but i cant find it no matter what i type in the search thing, but i did leave a comment, is there anyway for me to find it from commenting it or so u know it? heres the dogs that showed up in the video: a beagle, collie, terrier, cat, lab, bulldog, poodle,...thats all i remember, thanks also, i know they mustnt of deleted it, but it was funny and was new! ive tried everything, id there anyway i can view the vids i commented/or the comments i have left or do u knwo the vid? thanks
Is this a funny video..my dad and bro think so? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01lntWJImF8 BQ Do you like cats or dogs
Is There A Video That My Dog Can Watch? My dog likes to watch tv yes funny huh? here is the real story when im watching tv and it turns to comircale and a dogs on my dog will rush up to the tv and bark and its hilarous and he really likes it cause his stump tail wags and than my other dog (He raced her almost*willdo the same its hilarios to watch so i want to have a video that my dog will watch and have fun with you know like theres one for cats please tell me thanks bye.
How many of you remember? The 90's? You’re a 90’s kid if: You remember watching -Kenan and Kel -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life -Animaniacs -Gargoyles -Rocket Power -cat-dog You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember: -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms mary mack when kick ball was something u did everyday!! -You had a favorite song of ALL TIME - Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. -You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular -You remember The Original Game Boy. -You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS -You remember when Yo-Yos were cool -You remember those Where’s Waldo books. -You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters -You remember Ring Pops. -If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" -You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. -Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. -You played and/or collected "Pogs" -You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry’s -Power Rangers -Rocket Power -All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand -You collected those Beanie Babies -Carebears -Silver dollars, which were cool to have -Everyone watched the WB. -If you even know what an original walkman is.. -You know the Macarena by heart. -"Talk to the hand" . . .enough said. -You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace -Before the MySpace frenzy . . . -Before the Internet & text messaging . . . -Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . -Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . -Before Spongebob . . . -When light up sneakers were cool -When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs -When gas was $0, 95 cents a gallon -When we recorded stuff on VCR -You had slap bracelets! -You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back Before we realized all this would eventually disappear..
Pet's Manifesto? Funny? Pet Lovers' Manifesto Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, and then go smell the other dogs' butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door... Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Did anyone watch the Fred videos? They're so funny!!!! Aren't his Stray cat with rabies, dog that he calls squirrel, and cockatail cute!!!! What age do you really think he is, he's odviously not 6 years old!!! Either that or he looks old for his age!!! How does he make his voice like that??? cockatoo I mean sorry for mispelling
Ideas for funny youtube video? ok made a bet with my friend for which one could make the funniest random video have any ideas i have a bunch of stuff i can use its not that im too lazy to make the vid im just stuck or so here are some things that stand out that are available to me - a (forgot what its called) its a thing that makes visible electricity shots in the air - motorcycles -meshersmitts -old style elevator -air hockey and pool table -giant drum - giant plastic skull head -werewolf statues -knight statues -5000 slotcars and a bunch of tiny people to go with them and a slotcar track -this weird mask/hat thing that looks like a fat boy/girl - giant drum -old style chinese string instrument -mini library -giant robot (not as in like "here is your remote controll master) like as in non movable -light up robot table -life size robot with disco ball thingy in it *things that dont stand out as much -a mini poodle -a cat -2 medium sized dogs -mini cooper -neighbor's REALLY big yard -a troll doll -crystal radios -2 life size barbie dolls -train that goes by my house yes i know i could use a lot of that stuff but i really am stuck plz help T_T
Ideas for funny RANDOM youtube video? ok made a bet with my friend for which one could make the funniest random video have any ideas i have a bunch of stuff i can use its not that im too lazy to make the vid im just stuck or so here are some things that stand out that are available to me - a (forgot what its called) its a thing that makes visible electricity shots in the air - motorcycles -meshersmitts -old style elevator -air hockey and pool table -giant drum - giant plastic skull head -werewolf statues -knight statues -5000 slotcars and a bunch of tiny people to go with them and a slotcar track -this weird mask/hat thing that looks like a fat boy/girl - giant drum -old style chinese string instrument -mini library -giant robot (not as in like "here is your remote controll master) like as in non movable -light up robot table -life size robot with disco ball thingy in it *things that dont stand out as much -a mini poodle -a cat -2 medium sized dogs -mini cooper -neighbor's REALLY big yard -a troll doll -crystal radios -2 life size barbie dolls -train that goes by my house yes i know i could use a lot of that stuff but i really am stuck plz help T_T
My boyfriend is acting funny...? So his name is John and I'm his third girlfriend ever. We met shortly after I moved here and at first we spent our time hanging out, playing video games, going for walks and we had a blast... We had so much in common... So a week and a half goes by and we confess we like each other.. So we obviously start dating. It's going on almost five months now and I couldn't be happier with him... I have never loved any man boy child woman cat dog bird Reese's cups like I have with my John... I've had about 5 boyfriends 4 of which lasted for a week or less and one lasted 8 months (longest relationship) But John... somethings different, he's everything I've ever wanted and so much more. But recently... I haven't seen him.. Which is kind of hard to do since he is conveniently my next door neighbor. But i haven't seen him for almost two weeks now! He hasn't called or asked to go for a walk...Or anything Oh yeah, one more thing you should know about him; he avoids my house and family like the plague. My dad is not the greatest dad in the world and my boyfriend doesn't like him. At all. So much so that he doesn't like coming over to my house... But my dad has tried to lighten up and reach out and be nice, but John just ignores it. And i don't think that's fair!! I go over to his house and interact with his mom. So why is he ignoring me? We've done this before, take a few days to ourselves, kind of like a break... since we went for like 3 months seeing each other every single day. We don't fight, we haven't' seriously argued (we've done two stupid arguments where it leads to nothing useful) So whats the problem? Yesterday i was outside with my dad fixing the lawn mower and john walks right past our house on a walk. I know he saw me! He didn't come up or wave or say anything! Thats what really got me concern. I haven't called him, or tried to see how freaking long it would take him to contact me, but since yesterday I can't stop worrying. I have no friends here; he's all I have. If I lose him; I lose everything. What should I do? Wow thank you all for the great advice! (except you mr. I'm-too-clingy. Exactly how does not seeing him for two weeks make me clingy?) Er anyway, I will try and talk to him. I just started worrying so much after last night when he walked by. And for those of you who said to break up with him, I'm sorry, that isn't fit for this situation. He's not cheating on me... And I can say this confidently because I know and love him so much. Oh and [chick] haha that made me laugh... It also made me wonder where I got my attention span to write that much... O.o But thanks to... most... for the great advice. It's wonderful to know that there are people in this world who care about complete strangers.
I NEED FUNNY IDEAS!!!???? my and 7 of my friends are going to be a funny youtube video and we need some ideas on what to do here is what we got to work with 7 girls 1 boy he is dating one of us we have a huge hose huge deck with spiral staircases a park in nearby PS this is not an apartment we also have a 711 Safeway and a sonic near by us all together we have 10 dogs 7 cats 1 hamster and 1 turtle we have 2 flat screen TV's a super huge backyard and its super super green with roses all over 3 of us are in a abdication choir and only the to 17 girls can get in we have over 600 dvds and a lot of game sis toms including the wii and the news x box and the last one be for he newest we have a game room with pool air hockey and TV none of us can drive we are all 13-14 years of age and um oh ya me and 1 of my Kim are the only one who have BOOBS k so u can give us something funny with boobs be be exact a on with i mean Kim i are in size c the rest are in A's k.
Anyone who's funny that can help me out? ok so i need some ideas for videos to make of my animals. i want them to be funny! ok well i have two cats, (one a kitten one 6) a really old dog (she's 16 she's old) and two other dogs who are about 2. anyone have any good ideas on something funny? plz nothing inappropriate!
for everyone who loves dogs and cats:? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4C3dqpUe7s lol isnt it funny?? if you look at the other videos that the same person made, there are a lot of funny dog things! lol! star if you like it!! lol! bell- end, that is so true!! yeah, if u cant tell, im like those ppl that are totally crazy for dogs! lol!
Are cops funny or what? The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They 'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" # 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." # 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" # 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." # 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." # 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." # 4 "Just how big were those two beers?" # 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." # 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And... THE BEST ONE!!! # 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we don't. . Sign here
what do you think of talking animals??? i was just watching america's most funny videos and they had ppl on with their talking pets (dogs/cats). lol so anyone's pet's talk? how would you get them to talk anyway? lol just curious at ppls input yea one dog could say "i love you" lol sounded more like "i wuv you" lol another could say "hi" one could say "my mama" lol sooo weird. i wish my doggies could talk haha kind of creepy too though
What common commands,tricks,problems would you want to know about? I'm making a dog information video about many different things that people would like to know about, such as how to teach obedience commands,fun extra tricks,or problems that people have trouble with.I'm very dog experience and have trained dogs for many years,and I also specialize in aggression problems.I also deal with a lot of abuse cases,making the dogs sort of hard to deal with because of their fears. I don't want to make a profit off of the videos,I might even give them away free.I am also going to put them on youtube so everyone can view them.I just want to help people that have problems with their dogs behavior or just want to strengthen their bond with their beloved pet. The video will be focused on one of my dogs from my dog rescue,a pitbull terrier mix named Happy. She is 3 yrs old and has been SEVERLEY abused,and is very territorial,dog and human aggressive,and unsocialized.I saved her from a flea market along with her 13 brothers and sisters, who were all emaciated and sick.The owner had been known for having multiple litters then shooting them when he couln't find them homes.I am glad I could rescue them but I felt sorry for all of the other litters that I couldn't... Anyway,I want to show people who watch the video that any dog can be trained,no matter if they are shelter dogs, abused, unsocialized, aggressive, or one of the "dangerous" breeds. I agree that many factors can make dogs dangerous in certain situations, but all dogs can be trained against unwanted behaviors,it just takes a lot of time and patience, and you really have to work with and understand the dog.The video will take place over a period of a few weeks,so veiwers will get to see a completely wild,fearful,aggressive dog,turn into a well behaved,trusted and trained family dog. I will explain each command in step by step detail so everyone,even kids can understand it.I will explain the basic commands that every dog should know,then eventually get to the tricks and extended training that can be fun to train and also enjoyable and impressive to watch. Can anyone give me some ideas on what to include?What are some commom problems that your dog has?Any weird habits that need to be broken?Any ideas on some cool tricks?Ever wonder about anything that you need to be explained? Again-I don't want profit off of the videos,that is not why I'm taking so much trouble on makeing them. I just want to help people who need help with their pets,or want to teach some funny tricks. If I do get any profit at all it will go towards my dog and cat rescue.Thanks a million!
English to French translation please? NO ONLINE TRANSLATORS PLEASE! It’s easy to tell if you used one. Dear host family, Thank you so much for inviting me into your home this week! I cannot tell you how happy it makes me. I am a person who loves learning about other languages and countries, even though I have never been to one until now! In school I have studied Spanish and French (of course!), and on my own I have been studying Russian and Japanese. I live in Lakeville, Minnesota. It’s a small quiet town in northern United States, where the weather is very cold in winter, but the summers are very nice. In Minnesota we are known for our beautiful lakes and kind people! I also live in a very full house. I have a mom, dad, an older brother, a younger brother, a younger sister, two dogs, two cats, and two rabbits. My favorite subjects in school are foreign language and art. I am in a lot of school clubs too! For fun I like to draw, read (my favorite book is Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), do ballet, and act in plays. My favorite kind of plays and movies is comedy because I have a sense of humor. Sometimes my friends and I even make our own funny videos! I also love animals (cats are my favorite) and volunteer at the animal shelter. For music I really like to listen to musicals. I like a lot of musicals, but my favorite is…you guessed it, Les Misérables. Art is another thing that I love, and I hope to be an artist someday. I am very excited to go on this trip and learn about the French culture and language. Thank you again for opening your home to me. I can’t wait to meet you! Sincerely,
When you answer a question, do you take the trouble to view the info on the link supporting the question? Obviously not, BECAUSE I posted 2 questions with links to videos that are quite funny, yet no one is looking at it. Sob, sob, sniff, sniff. Is it because the videos take too long to load? It is worth it, will you look? The one about cats and the one about dogs?
Video Ideas? I am trying to find some good ideas for a video that I want to make and put on youtube.com. Something funny. I live in a place with lots of pools and beaches. I have dogs, fish, and cats and want a really funny video.Multiple ideas are great. Thanks!
"Cats Vs Dogs" Which is better!? Which is better and why!!?? Any funny stories ?? If you have any pictures and/or videos of your cats or dogs post a link for us to see.
Dog breed quiz and general questions!!? Heyy guys! So the summer is nearly over, next Friday for me! And well hopefully the trolls be off on their ways, but so will some of us who will all be headed back to the good ol' school! So how has everyone's summers been? Holidayed anywhere nice? Done anything interesting with your 4 legged pals? Or just got any funny/interesting summer stories you want to share?! Anyways, I gotcha's a dog breed quiz, it's an easy one, no worries!!! Oh they're all pure-breds, not necessarily registered but ye, hm I think they are anyway... just threw one in to put the cat amongst the pigeons!! 1.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/Breed_8_18_1-Copy.jpg 2.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/9102130_1.jpg 3.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/dogg-2.jpg 4.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/highres_6952511.jpg 5.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/dog2.jpg 6.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/1236691491_65.jpg 7.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/hi.jpg 8.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/collie-0025.jpg Okay... no for some random questions; 1. What collar do you use for your dog? 2. Where does your dog sleep? 3. Have you walked your dog yet today? 4. Do you have a preferred colour in dogs? 5. Does your dog react when you sing? Also, I thought this picture was cute! http://bluerosedairy.com/dogs/Berniekid.jpg Cyasss!!! p.s if anyone is really bored, I made this video a while back, it's quite long tho!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98sCXfIRKE number 6 is the 'cat amongst the pigeons'!
should I send this to her after she told me off? I had been talking to this girl for like 6 months and we got pretty close, when we met she gave me a huge smile and immediately started talking to me alot to the point she would ignore everyone else, we would go to parks together and climb trees and watch movies and trade books...she had just gotten out of a 2 year relationship and didn't want to get physical so I didn't really push it but she held my hand a couple times, I was satisfied being her friend until she was ready... but then I left for Europe for 2 months. I came back and tried to start things up again, I even gave her this little music box I got in Portugal for her and she really liked it, everything was great for like a week. She flirted with me a lot. Then one weekend she left with a friend that was visiting her from Hawaii to the keys (a dude) for a weekend and she came back and started acting kind of mean towards me. That day I was suppose to do her a favor and talk about a cause she cared about on the school radio and I was kind of pushy for her to be on the air with me while I did it after she told me she wasn't feeling well. She got sort of pissed and I apologized the next day and she told me that she couldn't be there for me because she wasn't my girlfriend. The next day I called her and we met up and she told me she didn't like me and had never shown that she did and that I couldn't like her because I didn't know her. I told her I'd known her for 6 months and she said I'd only known of her for 6 months and that she was at a point where she was cutting out people from her life. I got pissed and erased her from facebook and everything else in my life... I am kind of bitter about it still but I miss her like crazy. I want to send her this email to tell her that I do know her and how I feel but I dunno if my emotions are just making me stupid... maybe I should just forget about her and move on? I mean she was sort of a bitch to me and I feel led-on. I just haven't like a girl this much in a long long time. Advice? God it feels like I dated her without dating her... this has been the most bizarre relationship (if I can even call it that) I've ever had with anyone... I know your favorite color is rainbow, even though it's not a color. I know you like hearing stories. I know you have 2 cats but always wanted a dog. I know that you like to climb trees and talk about circular philosophy. I know you like watching movies (especially comedies or visually striking ones). I know you believe in Karma-sim I know what Karma-ism is! I know you have a sister named Irene and I know you had a boyfriend of 2 years who you are not completely over. I know that when you want to giggle you watch a stupid movie called Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice. I know that instead of looking up funny videos you look up recipes online. I know you dream of caves. I know about the vortex. I know you like big blunts. I know your friends. I know you don’t drink. I know you don't like escalators or driving your car or parking in parking lots. I know what you like to eat, I know what music you like (I even tried to get the radio station to let me play it), and I even know your thoughts on welfare. I know you voted for Obama but not in the primaries, I know you like color dyed t-shirts and want to get a butterfly tattoo on your back and maybe even a small tattoo on your forehead. I know you hate chemicals. I know you like the outdoors and want to be like a "dark boy". I know you like spicy food. I know you like riding your bike with your friend Jhon and playing the "let's see how far I can go without opening my eyes" game. I know you want to go to South America for a year and see everything all the way down to Patagonia. Either that, or start a hostel on some land you friend owns in Jamaica. I know you are horribly ADD and extremely energetic. I know that you are reading a book (which I read) called If No One Speaks Of Remarkable Things which I don't think you've finished yet. I know you are a walking hyperbole. I know you think you aren't smart, just apparently smart. I think you are emotionally smarter than me. I know you hate pretentious people and hipsters. I know I shouldn't have pushed you when you where feeling ill and I know I am a nervous wreck around you sometimes. I know you did like me and you did show it... but maybe you don't like me now and that's what's important. I know I didn't care about trees and plants and was showing symptoms of vampirism before I met you. I know that when it counts I suck at stringing words together. I know I like talking to you. And I know I thought about you too much while I was in Europe. I also know that I miss you and don't want to lose you...
What is the most boring cable channel other than c-span Dish earth and NASA? C-span is just boring Dish earth just shows the earth and plays boring music (you can only get it with dish network) and the only time NASA is any good is when there launching a rocket most of the time they show people in front of computers (I haven't watch in a year so it might not be the same now) Disney channel is boring They show good movies some time but the sitcoms are just stupid and annoying and Animal planet is the same thing all the time! It's just a bunch of stupid cats running around in Africa (like we don't see that on other channels and it's down right boring) and there other shows like "It's Me or The Dog" if you saw episode You've seen them all the same with "Big Cat Dairy" and there "Planets funniest Animals" is a 100% rip off of "America's Funniest Home Videos" but unlike "America's Funniest Home Videos" it isn't funny"
funny jokes about canada? Iam making a video project and want to incorporate as many jokes as I can, preferably Canada and canadian related. The project, Iam selling a big bouncy inflateable ball like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fDBl1wT2Lk Here is my script: Has this ever happened to you? I have no ball! Well look no further, thanks to the big, bouncy, inflatable Canadian ball, you will never ever not say you do not have a ball again. WHAT? That’s right. Why go another day without having the Canadian ball, when you can be abusing people with it. That makes sense! There are many uses for the Canadian ball. Throw it at your friends () Throw it at your enemies () Throw it at your frenemies () Throw it at Dog () Throw it at your Cat () Throw it at a rich hobo () Throw it at your neighbor’s Lamborghini () And for the really daring, throw it at Sydney Crosby () I am not convinced. There more, order within the next 20 minutes and get a 2nd free Canadian ball. Just pay $42.99 in shipping and handling. That is a $14.99 value for only $42.99! But Hold everything, if you order 10 or more balls, we will ship you a Hockey Jersey autographed by Sydney Crosby value at $1000. IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, you’re free! And we are still not done there. If you have your order shipped to Belgium, we’ll give you this book of Canadianess! This has everything you need to find the inner Canadianess in you! This book features: •The national anthem •Justin Bieber’s life biography •The phone numbers to all 4 people that live in Canada •And MUCH MORE! What number do I call to order my ball? Call 1-800-269-2688 Now! We accept payments in Cash, Credit Card, Checks, and Beaver Pelts.
Whats The Last 5 Songs You've Listened To? List the last 5 songs you've listened to and if you want you can leave a link to that song. Last 5 I've listened to: Your way with words is through by a day to remember casablanca sucked anyways by a day to remember the way it should be by gwen stacy forty five days by breathe electric see you next tuesday by the acacia strain BQ: Whats your favorite song? BQ2: Dogs or cats? BQ3: Isn't this video creepy but funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUNsPJy1Tgo&feature=channel_page some of his other videos are more funny though:D
i was born in1996 but does that make me a 90's kid or 00's kid? You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] (ice ice baby) You remember watching: -Doug (i remember that) -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain (i remeber that) -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (i remember that) -Rockos modern Life. ( i remember that) You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (i never said that unless its like i was lying like "your shoes are untied then id be like psyche) You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." (fresh prince of bel-air those were re-runs though) You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step (i remember that) -Family Matters(erkel) -Dinosaurs(idk what that is) -Boy Meets World (evens stevens kid) -Sabrina The Teenage Witch ( she had a black talking cat and she became a witch when she was 16 inlove with that harvey guy) You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. ( i only watch spongebob now because and re-runs. Cartoonnetwork used to be cool but now eversince they got rid of ppg and johnny bravo, courage the cowardly dog totaly spies....and so on) You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. ( it was a cowboy guy with red hair) You remember reading "Goosebumps" (i read them) You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.(kids still take plastic lunchboxes but its like dora and stuff) You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not( i do not say that) when everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or (who doesn't know that) -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or (or this) -inky pinky ponky daddy had a donkey - ennie meanie miney moe. (or this) when cops and robbers was a daily activity. (me and my friends used to play that in like 1st grade) when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.(kids still do this) when we used to obey our parents ( i obey my parents or they will whoop me i don't get grounded i get whooped) You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.(idk what that is) Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (he used too play on cartoon network and he had i think 4 planitiers...somethin like that) You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ♥ (power rangers are okay) You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.( i had a gamecube and a pink handheld thing before the gameboy advanced or the ds) You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (my mommy sent one in) You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (thats a older movie in like the early 90's i think but i did watch it...mcculley cogan..i think thats how you spell it...was really cute when he was little) You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus (kindergarten and 1st grade) -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS. (they play that still) You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (yo-yos are still kinda cool i have a bunch of them) You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads.(they were soury gummy candys they still have those too) You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin (yes and princess jasmine, genie, and aboo were his friends) -Ninja Turtles (i have there movies on vhs tape) -3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. (still have those and my fav is the cherry ones) You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (i drank it and they had new flavors instead of just orange...what do you people think everything just dissapeared?) If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"( i say that) When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.(i used to take it too school i was in pre-k) You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.( i have my cd player it has lisa frank stickers all over its really colorful) Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. ( i still do that and im im in 8th grade) You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) (that was a game i think?) You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. ( i had a v1 and until 5th grade i would play with it and i named it jojo it was boy) . . . Furbies.(they used have commercials and i think they stopped selling 'em in like '07) You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. (actually 2003 is the best) You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.(powerrangers played until like 2001 and rugrats played until 2004 i think....ninja turtle is cool i don't like the new one ninja turtles fast forward) Michael i type really fast and srry it so long
SURVEY......................? Natural hair color: Auburny Red Eye color: Greenish hazel, but mostly green Tattoos: No way. Braces: Not yet... Sadly soon. BLARGH AGAIN, >.< FAVORITE Color: Band: Video game: Movie: Book: Food: CD: Flower: Scent: Animal: Cereal: Website: Cartoon: DO YOU Play an instrument?: Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Like to sing?: Have a job?: Have a cell phone?: Like to play sports?: Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Have a crush on someone?: Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: . Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Have any special talents/skills?: Exercise daily?: Like school?: CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: Roll your tongue?: Eat a whole pizza?: HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: Snuck out of the house?: Lied to get out of trouble?: Had a computer crash?: Gotten lost in your city?: Been to any other countries?: Stolen something important to someone else?: Solved a rubiks cube?: Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Cried over a girl?: Cried over a boy?: Kissed a random stranger?: Hugged a random stranger?:. Been in a fist fight?: . Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: . Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Bitten someone?: Burped in someone’s face?: . WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth: Cried: Went to the bathroom: . Saw a movie in a theatre: Read a book: Had a party: Went to a doctor: Tripped in front of someone: Went to the grocery store: Got cursed: DO YOU PREFER Fruit/vegetables:. Black/white: Lights on/lights off: TV/movie: Body spray/lotion: Pillows/blankets: Chinese food/Mexican food: Summer/winter: Snow/rain: Meat/vegetarian: Chocolate/vanilla: Cake/pie: Ocean/swimming pool: Cookies/muffins: Pink/purple: Cat/dog: Long sleeve/short sleeve: Pants/shorts: Winter break/spring break: Spring/autumn: Questions/Answers: War/Peace: I... Am: Want: Need: Love: Hate: Feel: Miss: Am annoyed by: Am tired of: MISCELLANEOUS What is your favourite genre of music?: Are you hungry right now?: What are you doing right now?: What are you going to do when you're done with this?: If you could have any magical power what would it be?: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE Funny?: Cool?: Pretty?: . Sarcastic?: Lazy?: Hyper?: . Friendly?: Evil?: Unforgettable?: Smart?: Strong?: Talented?: Dorky?: WOULD YOU EVER Sky dive?: Run away?: Curse at a teacher?: Not take a shower for a week?: Ask someone out?: . Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Go scuba diving?: Write a book?: Have a long-distance relationship?: Marry someone you don't know?: LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) What grade/level of studies are you in?: Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: How many posters do you have in your room?:
cops and teachers... These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in > the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded > (but, boy, are these funny!) > > 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and > has started to dig. > > 2. I would not allow this student to breed. > > 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. > > 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. > > 5. Your son se ts low personal standards and then consistently > fails to achieve them. > > 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing > to hold it all together > > 7. This child has been working with glue too much. > > 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. > > 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train > isn't coming. > > 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered > twice a week. > > 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child > beat out 1,000,000 others. > > 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. > > Part 2 > > These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos > around the country: > 16 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you > just went through.' > > 15 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll > stretch after you wear them a while.' > > 14 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth > certificate a worthless document.' > > 13 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.' > > 12 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's > the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.' > > 11 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I > can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?' > > 10 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't > think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?' > > 9 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do > that again or I'll give you another ticket.' > > 8 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are > drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?' > > 7 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you > go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey > poop.' > > 6 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a > toaster oven.' > > 5 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.' > > 4 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?' > > 3 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're > allowed to write as many tickets as we can.' > > 2 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal > friend of yours. You know someone who can post your bail.' > > > AND THE WINNER IS.... > > 1 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we > don't. Sign here.' > > > P.S. Blessed are the Cracked: For it is they who let in the light.
A little bit of fun........Do you think these are actual statements? My daughter sends me a daily chuckle and today's is pretty funny. Thought you would enjoy, but I can not help but wonder if they are real. What do you think? These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16. You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through. 15. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while. 14. If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document. 13. If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. 12. Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you. 11. You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh? 10. Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor? 9. Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. 8. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? 7. Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop. 6. Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven. 5. In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC. 4. How big were those 'two beers' you say you had? 3. No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can. 2. I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail. AND THE WINNER IS.... 1. You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here. The best things in life.... AREN'T THINGS!!!!!
What Police officers actually say? My dad works in the police force and got me this, hope u enjoy it So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor. The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country: #14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #13 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #11 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #10 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #8 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." #1 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" do u like it? ( i know its not a joke, but i find it funny)
I am in the process of creating an animal lovers blog with timely and informative information for the other? animal lovers out there. I love animals of all kinds and I want to share that lover with others. I have for the past six months collecting information about the health and well being of cats, dogs, horse all kinds of animals. House breaking methods for dogs, feline ailments and cures etc. The thought hit me video people love video. I have been searching online for free animal related videos that I could download and post on my blog. I haven't had good luck what I find is either funny animal clips, which is cool I will post a few of those on my blog as well or videos I can purchase and download. I really don't have the money to pay for each clip or short movie I would want to use. I am doing this out of passion not for a profit. I tried searching under free animal video clip and like terms. Can someone help I am not good at searching online. Does anyone know sites that I could download video clips dealing with animal issues, training, health, how to leave alone.... of the correct search terms to use is it open source video clips, public domain I don't know how to as the question on the search engines to get the results I desire. Could someone please help?
What do you think it could be, a bug, a mouse, or WHAT? o.k guys check this out! The other day I made bacon, like 5 days ago or so. I left the pan on the oven the rest of the day and at night I put it IN the oven, then the next morning (my daughter was home with me and I wanted to make us eggs. So, I was debating whether or not to make more bacon since I had eaten so much the day before then I figured, "either way, I still need the pan" So, I opened the oven, took it out and kinda freaked out! The bacon fat, (which was in solid form all the time except right after I had cooked the bacon) was what looked like, kinda "licked off" about 1/4th of the area that was originally there the last time I had seen. So I yelled at my daughter to come upstairs cuz i really was freaked out! Well she comes up and I show it to her and I ask her, "babe, check this out, did you do that?" She looks at me like all teens do when they think you've lost your marbles, and says sarcastically, "yeah sure mom I did that!" I tell her "no wait, hold on, for real, I put this in the oven last night and this is what is looks like now, come here, look at it, doesn't it look weird?" She says gross mom it looks like the the cat or dog was licking it off. I said, yeah I know right! but it was IN the oven! she shook her head and traveled back down stairs. Well, needless to say, I scraped the rest out into the trash, washed the pan with hot water and soap, got the other half of yesterdays raw bacon, cooked it and all was well. THEN, it was the holiday, so of course my daughter and I went out of the city to relatives, ate and she stayed there and I went to my b.f's house over night and now its tonight and I am home and the dirty pan caught my eye on the stove and I looked at it and took a double take and was shocked! The same markings were in the pan again!!! This time it was left outside on top of the oven so I'm examining it all up close and freaked out again and guys,,,,,, I REALLY want to know, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK IT WAS??? Am I just trippn? I dont think so! Im not the type of person who sees, hears, or imagines stuff that isn't really there. You kno what I mean? Now let me give you just a little back ground about my place: Have you ever seen Bird on a Wire? Its with Goldie Hon (sp) and Mel Gibson (I think) and they are running away from??? any way, they rent this dive motel place to stay one night and while she is in the shower, she looks up at the shower head and this huge bug the size of an egg falls on her. Well any way, Its very very odd (I think) (cuz I grew up here in this state and I never saw those bugs here but had read about them and learned that they are a roach from texas or florida or something and sometimes they get so big they fly! Well like I said I did not think those were in my state but, they ARE cuz I have seen them around my house crawling around it out side and inside too but only in the basement, (or downstairs). Well any way, now that its winter, sometimes we might get a mouse or two but I have a cat and a mouser dog and I just dont think they make it too far around here cuz I have never SEEN any with my own eyes here at this house...... SO..... Im wondering,,,,, WHAT DO you guys think happened to the bacon grease that I left in the pan on those two separate occasions???? There are no tracks in or out of the pan and when you look at the pan up close, it does look like it could have even been finger prints kinda, or something but its so freaking gross, freaky, and ODD, I just cant believe it! I even started think'n "who's got a video recorder I can borrow so I can catch it in the act?" But there is no one. I want to melt down the rest of the fat that is left in the pan, let it get hard again and leave it there one more night after i kick my cat out for the night and check it again tomorrow but really, AM I just weirding out or what???? PLEASE AS STUPID or FUNNY or GROSS AS THIS MIGHT SOUND, try not to be too rude or anything and (please) tell me, what do you think it was or IS??? Thanks guys! ( if there is no other way of answering but rudely, go for it, we all need a laugh BUT, leave your email so I can get back at you!!! j/k lol! Anyway, get back to me k? Thanks!
Do you rememeber this? If you are under the age of 13 you should not read this And if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." *sings* You remember: -Sister Sister -Kenan and Kel -Sabrina the teenage witch. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early On a Saturday to watch cartoons. Supermarket sweep. You remember reading "Goosebumps". You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence. NOT. When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors. -turn around, touch the ground... -ip dip doo the cats got the flu... When playing 'run outs' was a daily activity. When we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. Sega games.... Sonic! You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the white ranger, were meant to be together. <3 When daytime t.v was all learning stuff for kids, that your parents made you watch if you stayed off school. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to Britain's Funniest Home Videos . . . But never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . And tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: -The Magic roundabout -kipper the dog -button moon You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Wally books. You remember eating thoses biscuit rings with icing on top. [[Party Rings?<3]] You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies. When starburst were called opalfruits. If you remember when every thing was "DA BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. ...and even the boys loved steps and spice girls. You remember boom boxes vs. Cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs". Collecting stickers for sticker books. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the Internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. When wrestling was good. WWF! YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears. Gap was the coolest stuff invented. The old, old £20. Oasis was the 'new' thing. You collected all the Troll dolls. You know what an original Walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . Enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before creatives & iPods . . . Before emos and chavs. . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . When light up trainers were cool. When everyone wore visors. I soo miss the days where you could be a geek and no one cared
Wiener dogs, and long division? Has everyone else seen the videos where dogs do the 2+1= 3 barks kind of math? I think we've all had enough of the basic arithmetic... a horse clopping it's feet five times to a 10-5 flash card was funny in it's time... but we need to move on to the next thing, now. Who else wants to see the Wiener dogs move on to the next trick? Let's see it bark to long division... let's see a cat solve for x. Who agrees with me?! Disadvantage: If the answer is over 100... you could be sitting there all night to get the last of the answer.
Survey \ Poll (im so bored :D)? 1. Harvest Moon (GBA) or Harvest Moon (64) 2. Fav Color And Whyyy? 3. Fav Number And Whyyy? 4. Fav TV Show 5. Daylight Or Nighttime 6. Dogs Or Cats 7. Staying Up Watching Scary Movies Or Funny Movies 8. Talking On The Phone Or On The Internet? 9. TV or Video Game (any) (please tell which one tho) 10. LAST Q~ What did chu think of this? ~~~~MY ANSWERS :]~~~~ 1.Harvest Moon (GBA) 2. Black...:} idrk 3. 6 Always Liked It 4. Invaders Zim 5. Daylight 6. DOGS 7. Funny Movies (Scary Movies r dumb....like the happening) 8. Both 9. Eh Aldepends 10. It wash lame lol
Where can I find funny videos of cats dogs etc ? something like http://www.funnyanimals.tk but with more vids would be nice
POLL: Ever played MapleStory? If so, what do you think of it? If not, here's a funny cat & dog video. Sorry I wasted your time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6cJKpHi9SI
How come YOUR cat/dog/bird...? ...doesn't do any of the HILARIOUS things that could win you $10,000 from AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO? Does your pet WANT you to be poor??
Isn't my cat just plain awsome? Here are some pictures of him: http://www.costumecats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ninjakitties.jpg http://cdn.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/photoshopped_animals3.jpg http://elucid.blogs.com/elucid/images/cookie.jpg My dog is awsome too http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h235/Nightingale03/butterflies/funny-dog-pictures-19.jpg http://www.artmarketinsider.com/images/art/JeffKoonsBalloonDog_3.jpg http://www.yourfunnymedia.com/m_videos/thumbs/funny-dog.jpg Yes I know they are different in all the photos-that's one of the reasons there so awsome! Oh I almost forgot!Here's how awsome my pet llama is! http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/llama.jpg
why does my cat acts like a dog? i got him when he was only 2 months n for some reason he keeps doin everything that my other 3 dogs do. begs for food, meows when he wants me to give him some of MY food! yesterday my husband was eating a taco n he stole a piece of it. is this normal because he lives with other dogs???. i think its funny but ive neve rseen something like that before. i love his attitude n the way hes always chasing my 2 dogs. he knows when we r comin home n when we get home he starts running all over the house n loves to sit on my husbands lap while he plays video games.
Anyone think this barking cat is as funny as I do? http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=727185&vw=g&b=21&pos=11&p=barking+dogs&fr=yfp-t-501
Which is more funny? (with video!)? Stains, the cupcake dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g Or the crafty Ninja Cat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbwpgyRUv5g
>>>>>>>>>This OR That Water or Juice Digital or Video Tv or internet Dog or Cat Nice or Mean Funny or Serious Ma7shi or Ma7shi? :P :P Sandwhich or a MEAL Flip phone or Slide or regular Green or Blue Socks or No socks Girl or Boy Long hair or short Big or Small eyes Talkative or Quite Shy or Not Shy 3asabeno&shrimp lolz reiko
CLICK HERE!! Have you seen this video? Spoof-Miley Cyrus!!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk It's a spoof of Miley Cyrus's song- 7 things.....IT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Poll: dog or cat Its funny!!! Thanx!! =D
heres a couple of stories-funny? ino this will look familiar 2sum of u, so if u'v already read this, then iether u dont hav 2answer again, or u can post again. earlier this year, me & my mom were @her former landlords place &she told us a story about 1of her dogs(she has2). 1day she was gunna let the dog out on2 the porch but saw a cat out there.so she snuck the dog out, &wen he started barking, the poor cat got scared so bad that wen it tried 2run, it flew thru the air &landed headfirst in2 a snowbank. the only part showing was its butt&tail sticking up in the air.LOL! on a show me&mom watched, there was a farmer guy who was in the cowpen, &wen he was by the fence, the(full grown) cow jumped on his back &started humping him.fortunately the guy escaped after a few sec. they sed it looked like the cow had finally found luv.LOL. btw, the show it was on was 'totally outrageous behaviour', which is on the spike channel.that channel also has 'the worlds most amazing videos'.(just incase yr interested.) the reason im reposting this is bcuz the first time i did, the service didnt send me an email telling me 2 iether renew it or choose best answer, & the 1 the public chose, sucked.
couple of funny stories..wut'dya think? earlier this year,my mom's former landlord told us a story about 1of her dogs'(she has2).1day she was gunna let him out on the porch,but b4 she did,she noticed a cat out on the railing.so she snuck the dog out there,& wen he started barking,he scared the poor cat so bad that wen it tried 2jump down& run away,it ended up jumping headfirst in2 a snowbank.the only thing visible was its butt & tail up in the air.LOL.(how nice, a catbutt-shaped snowbank.) on a tv show called 'totally outrageous behavior' last yr., me&mom saw this farm guy who was in the cowpen w/ 1of the cows. i think the guy was on his way out(he was by fence), wen the cow suddenly jumped on his back &started trying 2hump him.luckily, the guy managed 2escape after a few sec.s it looked like a really rough ride, i guess cuz the cow waz full grown. btw, if u want 2c the show, or the other show called 'world's most amazing videos', then u'll find it on the spike channel.dont know the #, just the name of the station. btw, i luv cats, dogs almost as much, so dont think im thinking the cat thing was funny cuz of "sicking" a dog on it. i wouldnt b laffing if the cat got hurt.i say this cuz i get the impression from the first answer that they thot i had a cruel sense of humor or sumthin.
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why do people on youtube...? ...put this kind of stuff in the "about section" of the video that they post: "This has absolutely nothing to do with: pain cartoon anime naruto bleach dragonball DBZ lesbian porn pornography video game hate love xbox360 PS3 PSX playstation sony microsoft nintendo wii ebay note adobe final cut apple premiere news bush republican o'reilly reilly spin factor liberal clinton iraq iran war news topless titney cats dogs mice rats crocodile hunter australia japan tokyo america new york old 9/11 trade world center grand theft auto halo 1 2 3 episode 10 100 50 fight boxing basketball baseball soccer tennis sports NBA NFL ESPN horror comedy drama romance ninja shinobi cosplay hentai boobies bouncing beach bikini a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z hi bye rachel amanda sarah tony dad mom aunt uncle grandma grandpa college film production drums" and so on I could understand if one guy did kuz he thought it was funny or something but i actually come across them all the time
Cheek this out...? Answer according to the video (link below). Which did you think were stupider, cats or dogs? And which did you think were funnier? (link) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MI9hRtAYzA&feature=related LOL!! It was funny!!!! :) So, I'll give 10 POINTS to the first person who thought the same thing(agrees with which animal I thought was stupider and funnier) Hope you have fun!! :)
kinda long random survery? (1) what's your favorite color (2) mexican or chinese food (3) saturday night live or whose line is it anyway (4) favorite movie (5) favorite season (6) favorite pop (7) favorite number (8) cat or dog (9) hot weather or cold weather (10) disney land or disney world (11) dr. pepper or mountain dew (12) long or short hair (13) color of your eyes (14) do you like the movie baby momma (15) famous person you'd like to meet (16) dream home (17) raining or not raining (18) do you like storms (19) favorite animal (20) kind of cell phone (21) are your ears picered (22) favorite sport (to play) (23) favorite sport (to watch) (24) do you drink coffee (25) squirrels or birds (26) ever had a $5.00 foot long (27) been to holiday world (28) do you ride roller coasters (29) ever been to another country (30) did you watch the old nickalodeon showes (31) ever posted a youtube video (32) are you a competitive person (33) know of a funny/stupid joke that's so stupid it's funny (34) day or night (35) one story or two story house (what'd you like better) (36) favorite saying or quote
I really don't get the point of this video...? There's this one video on youtube and its kinda weird and i like this song, and its really funny but i really don't get the point of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEnAbVulC-0&feature=related anyone understand it??? poll: cats or dogs???
What are your views on obese pets? What are your views on obese pets? Take a look at these pictures i found: http://images2.jokaroo.net/pictures/fatdog.jpg http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/1535/9343/f/37160-The-fattest-dog-in-the-world-0.jpg http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~bump/images/Minniecouch2.JPG http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2472730537_3f2bc5edc2.jpg http://bblmedia.com/fat_giraffe.jpg http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/img/worlds-fattest-cat.jpg http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/worlds-fattest-cat-fat-cat1.jpg http://www.popsg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fatcroc.jpg http://www.supanet.com/media/00/13/81/fat-rat.jpg http://www.metacafe.com/watch/901320/worlds_fattest_dogs/ Do you think it is animal abuse to let a pet get that heavy? Do you think its funny (i dont, i think its cruel)? Do you think the owners were irresponsible letting this happen? What are your views on letting an animal get that obese? Thanks for your answers =D Also, do you think the giraffe one is real? I'm still debating whether or not it is real! Also, what kind of life could these poor animals have? Stars appreciated ya, i was pretty sure the giraffe wasnt real, just wondering what you guys thought. I mean, people have a voice, animals dont! I mean it was this guys choice to get as heavy as he is: http://www.weightbrief.com/images/fattest_man_alive2.jpg It wasnt the animals choice. I honestly feel sorry for that man though, i cant imagine the pain he goes through everyday. Its sad to me. And then you look at this child: http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jessica%20futter.JPG And you think, can she really be happy the way she is? What were the parents thinking? Its abuse through and through people!
Aren't the kitties soooo adorable? The cats are really CRAZY about dinnertime! This is a MUST-SEE; if you don't see it, you can just feel sorry for yourself, the cats are so cute and it's so funny, the way they act! Please either post on youtube about the video (if you have an account), or post here. I didn't make that video--I came upon it, luckily, while I was searching "Nature's Variety pet food"--I feed Nature's Variety kibble to my dog. So, watch the video and enjoy! :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=KBCVyaFJo1w
Good Road Trip Video Titles? I'm helping some friends move from Kansas to Michigan next week and I've decided to make random "video from the road" kind of things to put on Youtube for everyone else to see, but am having a block for funny, creative titles. Little more info: 3 lesbians, 2 brothers, a sister, 2 dogs, and a 3-legged cat will all be making the trip. Ask if you want anything else.
looking for dj's please help like cammy rankin boonie? does anyone know about any more unsigned dj's like cammy or simialr sort of music 1980s 2006 accident action ad ads amazing amv animals animation anime art baby band basketball beach bike black bloopers burnout bush car cars cartoon cat cbs evening news cbs news video celebrity classic rock clip comedy commercial computers cool crash crazy cute dance dancing dating documentary dog dogs drag drama dvd electronics entertainment episode estate expo tv expotv family fast fight film football free fun funny game goals guitar health home homes humor iraq justin timberlake kcbs kcnc kdka kids koreus kovr kpix ktvt kutv kyw live love magic movie movies mtv music music video music.yahoo.com mustang naruto new news other parody party police politics pop prank race racing rap real religion rock romance russian sale school short show singing soccer song speed spoof sports street stupid teen television the early show time tour trailer travel trick tricks turbo tv u.s us video video games videos
English to Spanish help? I need the following translated: "Hi. My name is _. I am short, nice, and smart. I'm not fat or stupid. I like to play video games, draw, and listen to music. My favorite music is the Talking Heads. I don't like to play sports or be mean. I have a mom, a dad, a brother, and a sister. My mom's name is _. She is nice. My dad is name is _. He is really funny. My sister's name is _. She is artistic. My brother's name is _. He is really mean. I have two pet hamsters named _ and _ and one dog named _. My favorite animal is the cat. I wear sweaters, pants, and shoes. I also like boots and t-shirts. While in Peru, I would like to spend time with my new family, take lots of pictures, and climb mountains." Sorry, I know it's a lot. I had planned to take clips of Pokemon and sync my voice over it as if I myself were Ash Ketchum. But last minute my video editor wouldn't work and so I have to write something totally different. It's really late and I'm frustrated. Otherwise I would do this myself. Oh yeah, thanks in advanced. I'm having a really shitty day.
Quiz...and Survey....and whatever.? Answer the following questions at the bottom of the page about ur life and then send it back to me or anyone else you know: 1: Whats your Star sign? >Capricorn >Aquarius >Pisces >Aries >Taurus >Gemini >Cancer >Leo >Virgo >Libra >Scorpio >Sagittarius 2:Whats your favorite color? >Red >Orange >Yellow >Green >Blue >Purple >Pink >White >Brown >Black >Gray 3:Whats your favorite animal out of those who are chosen below? >Mouse >Cow >Cat >Rabbit >Fish >Snake >Horse >Sheep >Monkey >Chicken >Dog >Pig 4: Whats your favorite music genre out of the following? >Pop >Rock >Rap/Hip-Hop >R&B >Classical >I like more than one genre 5:What is your dream job out of the following? >Scientist >Teacher >Fashion Designer >Athlete >Actress >Psychologist >Major in the Music Career >Video Game Designer >Business Woman/Man >Chef >Artist >I haven't thought about it >It wasn't listed (if you chose this skip the question) 6: How many friends do you have? >1-5 >5-10 >10-20 >20+ 7: Whats your favorite food out of the following? > Hamburgers/Hot Dogs >Spaghetti >Mashed Potatoes and Gravy >Steak > Ice Cream 8: Whats your dream vacation? >Road Trip Around The US >Hawaiian Getaway >Mt. Fuji >Great Wall of China >Beach on the Shore of France >Spa in Iceland >Camel Ride in the Sahara >Visit the scenery near the Andes Mountains (Argentina) 9:Have you had your first kiss yet (not including those little childish ones like when you were 8 or something)? >No and Don't Want To >No and Want To but Waiting At the Right Time >Yes and Loving it >Yes and Regretting it 10:Whats your favorite movie genre (you can pick more than one)? >Horror >Romantic >Comedy >Drama >Romantic Comedy >Childish 11: What qualities do you find in the opposite sex the most? >As Long As Their Cute >Funny >Smart >Outgoing >Mysterious >Great Kisser 12:What would you do to the person you despise (hate)? >Imagine a Bus Running Over Them >Ignore Them >Dis Them So Bad 13:What would you do to the person you liked? >Imagine You Two Getting Married >Ask them to go out with you >Wait for them to ask you out >Don't do anything >I'm not allowed to go out Yet 14:Favorite TV channel? >Fox 5 >Nickelodion >MTV >Disney Channel >ESPN >Mine Wasn't Listed 15: Whats your favorite sport? >Football >Baseball >Basketball >Swimming >Tennis >Soccer >Karate PLEASE ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS!
Dog and Cat owners do you agree this is funny? Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. Ohhh, and my compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs or cats' ass. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. I rubbed the lotion on my skin for a REASON! Not as an after-dinner snack for you. The newspaper spread on the floor is called accident paper... NOT habit paper! Also, I do not need your help driving the car, never mind what you saw on television! To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door..... Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pet better than I like most people. 4. To you it's an animal. To me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train. Usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. Sincerely, Your Owner
101 things not to say during $eX? 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel.. 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. 47. No, really.. I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you.. 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession.. 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about.. 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic -- don't you? 79. You can cook, too right? 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like.. Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.. 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 93. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses.. 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise.. 100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 101.You mean you're NOT my blind date? if u can choose ur fav #
Help me with my doggies please!? ok, so I have 2 dogs. One is a boxer (Molly) and the other one is a doverman pincher - greyhound. (Sieana.) Well, Molly is very hiper during the day and then by noon she is doing nothing except sleep and eat. So that is normal. She is 1 year old, but she is acting funny at points. she loves to run around right after she eats and she likes to eat cat food. Is her eating cat food normal? And then my other question is My dog Sieana, She has a very serious problem. She likes to lick her legs until they bleed. And we tryed everything to get her to stop but she refuses to stop. I took her to a vet, so I already know that. But does anyone know what is wrong with her? She is 13 years old so she is very old. I hope you can help! Here is a video on youtube of Molly and Sieana. (you see more of Molly than Sieana.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2GmAfVqWbA And here is a video on youtube of just Molly.(this one is filmed by my brother NOT me. He is laughing NOT me.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtUcpQKDLH0
Adult Joke? 101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel.. 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. 47. No, really.. I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you.. 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession.. 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about.. 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic -- don't you? 79. You can cook, too right? 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like.. Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.. 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 93. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses.. 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise.. 100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 101.You mean you're NOT my blind date? please rate
What do you think about Americans caging our native wildlife as pets? Oops I ended the question by accident while trying to answer… I’m such a noob! Original question: http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoDS9j7utJDzl4ZmHCNSaZAJ5wt.;_ylv=3?qid=20081124193120AAZEuvV Or http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoDS9j7utJDzl4ZmHCNSaZAjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081124193120AAZEuvV My answers to yours: -Our native birds are being smuggled overseas to be caged as pets too, I aint feelin that either they live for over 100 years so I hope their owners are prepared to hand them down the family after they die. But right now I’m talking about Sugar Gliders who are nocturnal tree-dwellers that aint meant to be played with during the day in plastic bubbles made for land crawling rodents. Here in the wild there’s usually 6 to 10 sugar gliders living in the one nest, even a couple in a cage would be depressingly lonely and barking all night trying to call others to socialize eventually going insane enough to self mutilate after weeks of no response. -Take a look at dogs, an introduced animal who when escapes becomes pack animals that destroy the native wildlife and often attack people. But the damage was done centuries ago when they didn’t know any better. We don’t need any more introduced species and neither do you. -that’s the thing tho’ if a sugar glider escapes in a foreign country it cant survive. - it should be the other way around, illegal to keep any foreign wildlife and legal to keep wildlife native to your own country. That way if it does escapes it doesn’t damage the ecosystem they are introduced into, it’d just be going home to eat what the country provided for them anyway. It’d have to be an Aussie to introduce it to the US rather then an American bringing a couple back from their Australian trip huh? A gimmick pet? Does this mean once the novelty wears off most owners aren’t willing to look after their sugar glider/s anymore? They live up to 15 years! -You think $150 is a lot to pay for a Sugar Glider? My girlfriend’s cat cost her $600 from a breeder only after her whole family was interviewed to see if they were the right pet owners for the cat. I know Sugar Gliders wont stop selling overseas but if they must be sold as pets they should at least be sold like my girls Burmese, from a breeder who cares if they go to the right home that fulfils the pets needs (A cage big enough to fit a few gum tress inside, preferably as big as your backyard…if you have one) and sold in groups of at least 6. -BzzFlyGirl that’s funny you say that because every time I’ve seen a story of an obese pet its always being over feed by an American family. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2DqulfqfBo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZs7mkHFVtI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIYHHXXZejw&feature=related I tried to find an obese Aussie pet video to see what your talking about but couldn’t find one.. I aint trynna diss Americans that’s not what this is about its about weather its cruel or not to keep our native wildlife as pets because when I was trying to find out what the different calls meant that was coming from the wild Sugar Gliders in my backyard the search kept landing on US sites about “how to stop your pet Sugar Glider from biting you”. - Reeve you are on point! Haha that Cesar Millan knows what’s up. I saw a story about them keeping monkeys not as pets but as ‘children’ now that was messed up, and they were surprised when the monkey one day turned on them in a bloody mess. - True Scorpio people are too caught up in their own wants to care about the wants of anyone else or any creature. Goodbye, Ausgirl18 and Loveanimals thanks for seeing my point of view too. Rabbits were introduced here too by the Europeans around the same time as dogs and foxes which all have a devastating effect on the ecology of Australia. So Oikos, what about “rabbits”? Your only proving that you shouldn’t keep introduced species as pets.
Add on to can dogs sense ghosts? My dog wakes up in the middle of the night and starts barking and i had my friend over and he started whining and crying and his ears were laid back and he got up and started barking and walking in circles!he went to the door and i looked out no cats raccoons squirrels nothing that would make him do that i let him out to see if he ran to get it or had to go to the bathroom but he was crying at the door and funny thing was we were suppose to sleep in my camper that night and once my friend said "that is it were not going out there!" he just stopped barking and laid down and went to sleep!what could it mean? PS:WEIRD THINGS HAVE ALSO BEEN GOING ON PLATES MOVING PICTURES TURNING LITTLE KIDS VOICECS AT NIGHT ONE NIGHT ME AND MY COUSIN WERE IN MY ROOM AND MY DOOR WAS SHUT BECAUSE WE WERE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME AND HAD TO BE QUITE AND I KEPT HEARING THINGS IN THE KITCHEN WHEN I OPEND MY DOOR THE LAST SOUND I HEARD ECHOED OFF PLZ HELP MY DOG AND MY BEST FRIEND SENSE THEM AND IT HAS TO DO WITH SOMETHING WE JUST DONT KNOW YET!
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